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Silly Little Guy, CPA, IBS, ADHD
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Dog parent. Cheese aficionado. Accountant (not that kind). Not worth following. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Alolan Raichu a love song cuz you asked for it, cuz ya need one, you see. Alolan Raichu a love song cuz you tell me it’s make or break in th
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Enough time has passed so I can share my mega Froslass art! #pokemonlegendsZA
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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if ai is so good why is there no bj?
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
a girl in a native american costume is holding a lit match in her hand
Alt: Wednesday Addams prepares to burn some pilgrims alive. Hell yeah.
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November 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Do I need to eat something, or am I just dehydrated. A question for the ages.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Waking up, staring at the ceiling, and realising with unsettling clarity that the dark weather is, in all actuality, driving me insane.

Man's gotta be careful over these months. Gotta consider all my actions and motivations. Gotta ask... Is it me or the darkness talking?
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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serious question: are straight people still a thing?
follow up question: if so, why?
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Microplastics are stored in the balls
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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1/ The Flying Bat nebula (Sh2-129), hiding within it the famous and extremely elusive blue Squid (Ou4), has been my longest-running project so far, and the one I’ve spent the most nights on over the past three years.
At this point, a real case of astrophotographic stubbornness. 🔭

#Astrophotography
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I bet this feels so good if you're a plane
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ADHD is really great. You limp from one obsession to another and god forbid there’s nothing to get obsessed with or you just stop functioning.
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Dune 2 chicks at the same time
October 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Meanwhile in #Portland
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM