hoboken squat cobbler
@attorneydad.bsky.social
Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains
Hey @pjaicomo.bsky.social are yall really hiring or are you just trying to use up an advertising budget? 👀
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hey @pjaicomo.bsky.social are yall really hiring or are you just trying to use up an advertising budget? 👀
Does Josh Stein get to appoint her replacement ?
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Does Josh Stein get to appoint her replacement ?
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#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I know it’s a boring cliche but it’s amazing what a good cup of coffee can do to a very sour mood.
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I know it’s a boring cliche but it’s amazing what a good cup of coffee can do to a very sour mood.
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Oh my god, imagine the aliens watching and thinking “oh shark planet is coming through again, neat. Oh my God, what have they done to shark planet.”
It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Oh my god, imagine the aliens watching and thinking “oh shark planet is coming through again, neat. Oh my God, what have they done to shark planet.”
Never know when a team of insurgents might be hiding behind a Takis end cap.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If I understand (the inimitable) @annabower.bsky.social correctly: there was a 3-count indictment where the grand jury signed a paper that said no indictment (but foreperson said well actually we only disagreed about count one) and also a 2-count indictment that the other grand jurors never saw?
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If I understand (the inimitable) @annabower.bsky.social correctly: there was a 3-count indictment where the grand jury signed a paper that said no indictment (but foreperson said well actually we only disagreed about count one) and also a 2-count indictment that the other grand jurors never saw?
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Indictment (cleaned up)
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Indictment (cleaned up)
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
After an early direct deposit allowed me to pay many of my delinquent bills, I’m not nearly so angry at all your “they shouldn’t have caved” skyts.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
After an early direct deposit allowed me to pay many of my delinquent bills, I’m not nearly so angry at all your “they shouldn’t have caved” skyts.
The Blues Fathers (?)
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The Blues Fathers (?)
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genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other
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Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can’t figure out how to use a comma will
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your post making fun of his comma usage but your friend who can’t figure out how to use a comma will
Covid kinda broke my memory of how long it has been since (any event), but it feels wild that (guy who died a long time ago) commented on (thing that just happened recently)
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Covid kinda broke my memory of how long it has been since (any event), but it feels wild that (guy who died a long time ago) commented on (thing that just happened recently)
What if a government shutdown was always a terrible idea and recent history confirmed it never achieves the desired policy outcome?
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What if a government shutdown was always a terrible idea and recent history confirmed it never achieves the desired policy outcome?
Let me let you in on a little secret recipe: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtCQv2X/ (I’ve been exchanging dried New Mexico Chiles for the Guajillos)
Salsa Roja Taco Truck Style #ComidaMexicana #SalsaRoja #MexicanFood #Salsas #TacoTruck
TikTok video by Chivo's Test Kitchen
www.tiktok.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Let me let you in on a little secret recipe: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMtCQv2X/ (I’ve been exchanging dried New Mexico Chiles for the Guajillos)
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Honestly an astounding political rise for This Guy
![The New York Times
Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Honestly an astounding political rise for This Guy
For my friends in the “continue to fight” camp : so sorry you are disappointed. I bet there are lots of places you can send YOUR paycheck to help people struggling with higher premiums, let me know if you need some links to gofundmes
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
For my friends in the “continue to fight” camp : so sorry you are disappointed. I bet there are lots of places you can send YOUR paycheck to help people struggling with higher premiums, let me know if you need some links to gofundmes
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Either my closed captioning translator is off, or Trent Reznor wrote the German national anthem.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Either my closed captioning translator is off, or Trent Reznor wrote the German national anthem.
Fellow Feds:
How long are we waiting before sending out the old resume?
Signed: a guy who never learned to save money
How long are we waiting before sending out the old resume?
Signed: a guy who never learned to save money
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fellow Feds:
How long are we waiting before sending out the old resume?
Signed: a guy who never learned to save money
How long are we waiting before sending out the old resume?
Signed: a guy who never learned to save money
It’s been exactly two years since I had a really great meal with a bunch of my family members who are otherwise scattered across the country, and I am choosing to remember that part of Nov. 7, 2023.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s been exactly two years since I had a really great meal with a bunch of my family members who are otherwise scattered across the country, and I am choosing to remember that part of Nov. 7, 2023.
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I know a lot of horrible things have happened this year and continue to happen but I still regularly get really sad about the destruction of USAID
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I know a lot of horrible things have happened this year and continue to happen but I still regularly get really sad about the destruction of USAID