hoboken squat cobbler
@attorneydad.bsky.social
Bill of Rights enthusiast; full-time appellate & post-conviction lawyer with a dismal win-loss record ; mostly here to insult my betters. Born and raised behind the pine curtain, forced to subsist on the arid Staked Plains
Don’t encourage this behavior
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Don’t encourage this behavior
If they let me build a new ballroom at the White House
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If they let me build a new ballroom at the White House
It’s been exactly two years since I had a really great meal with a bunch of my family members who are otherwise scattered across the country, and I am choosing to remember that part of Nov. 7, 2023.
November 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s been exactly two years since I had a really great meal with a bunch of my family members who are otherwise scattered across the country, and I am choosing to remember that part of Nov. 7, 2023.
Border Trilogy ahh meal
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Border Trilogy ahh meal
This is so (chef’s kiss)
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This is so (chef’s kiss)
This may be the source of my unquenchable sadness idk 🤷🏻♂️
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This may be the source of my unquenchable sadness idk 🤷🏻♂️
A lot of things about Austin are better. Most, really. But …
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A lot of things about Austin are better. Most, really. But …
I briefly visited New York City for the first time over the weekend and I am sorry to report that the city ABSOLUTELY lives up to the hype.
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I briefly visited New York City for the first time over the weekend and I am sorry to report that the city ABSOLUTELY lives up to the hype.
My reaction when my friends tell me they have to work tomorrow
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My reaction when my friends tell me they have to work tomorrow
I didn’t see the original but this captures my current mood
September 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I didn’t see the original but this captures my current mood
I respectfully submit that this is equally funny if OP is in on the joke or not. #CursedImages
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I respectfully submit that this is equally funny if OP is in on the joke or not. #CursedImages
I’m going to be thinking about this sentence for a long time @swin24.bsky.social
September 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m going to be thinking about this sentence for a long time @swin24.bsky.social
Looking for something on my old bird account and there were so many h absolute bangers back then
September 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Looking for something on my old bird account and there were so many h absolute bangers back then
That feeling when you could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and eat trash and you wouldn’t lose voters
August 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That feeling when you could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and eat trash and you wouldn’t lose voters
If Ruby is anything like our twilight, she is going to steal and eat SO MUCH trash
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If Ruby is anything like our twilight, she is going to steal and eat SO MUCH trash
Hmmmm. Thinking about the people who have come here and …
August 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hmmmm. Thinking about the people who have come here and …
Occasionally I can get a tortilla to puff. I consider these partial credit
August 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Occasionally I can get a tortilla to puff. I consider these partial credit
These breads came out much better, despite their Dali-esque geometry
August 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
These breads came out much better, despite their Dali-esque geometry
Hmmmm. Maybe not today, Claude?
August 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hmmmm. Maybe not today, Claude?