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Joyce Carol Oates' Army of the Undead
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Paint a little, write a little, take photos sometimes, autistic all the time. Not affiliated with statue twitter.
I fucking hate this shit: The East German Team was unwittingly doped with androgenizing performance enhancing drugs and effectively transitioned without their knowledge or consent. Aside from Andreas Krieger who happened to be a transman (though angry at how he found out), they were all cis women.
It's purely because of those goddamned East German "women" 50-whatever years ago..
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Nothing about this says he watched them, he's monitoring an account to give generic platitudes about whatever nostalgia they post.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Its always fun to see someone unfamiliar with just how low it goes with Adam Carolla that they don't even know this is him at his most dignified @mugrimm.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Getting a bunch of people randomly following me today even though I rarely post here and realizing its because they're all searching for Joyce Carol Oates taking Elon down a peg.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The stupid hairdo he wears isn't remotely covering how bald he is lmao
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Guy who thinks Shock and Awe could still work maybe: Guys you are not going to believe the plan I have
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
FIFA are pioneers in bribery lol
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Fell to my knees in grief today
November 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I really like Parks and Rec and the character of Leslie Knope and I don't think you're wrong but it specifically suffers from one very big and obvious association for a lot of people:
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
?????
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Tonights election
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Woke 2:
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shout out today to the episode of Leverage where Nathan Ford kills Dick Cheney for trying to extend his life by stealing a kids heart.
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sorry lady, you're trying to date ultraconservatives at 29 which is 13 years too late for most of them, so you're going to be on the Ann Coulter Dating Disaster track.
This Washington Post article about MAGA people trying and failing to date in Washington is...really something

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November 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nobody:
The beloved side characters in a movie or show:
two cool train guys with a cool train
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bari Weiss is a lesbian so looking at photos, I guess there is one real bodyguardand 7 guys that the real bodyguard is attracted to
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Seeing her use "Trans sisters" and flipping through the mental file folder to this Susans Place post of hers where she was confused by the idea of solidarity.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Back when she was pretending she was still stealth while insulting and belittling trans people, she blocked me in under 45 seconds when in the middle of her insane lies about pitch I pointed out she accidentally admitted she was in the androgynous voice range.
Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My boss implemented an "AI" phone service against my recommendation that works terribly and now wants me to try a different "AI" service to try to handle all the things its fucking up, and I realize more than ever the intended market is dumb middle managers.
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That's what this or the UberMonster felt like
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Imperials are going to execute you at the start because Bethesda games since 2010 all have a clearly defined fascist threat that needs to be annihilated and then they realize that they need to give you the option to choose sides and they've already very clearly stacked the deck.
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM