@urlcannonbear.bsky.social
SURE, it's so cheap and easy to just move out of apts in NYC, when you have tons and tons of podcasting money (and GOD KNOWS from what other sources..), Peanut Butter DICKHEAD!
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Trump's ONE REAL superpower is SUING people. (failingly, sure, but it still stings and costs you time and money..)

I'm SURE that's what JESUS fucking CHRIST preached, back in the day...
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Whatever screwed up the Twitch API, THANKFULLY it's back on track..
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"The Las Vegas economy.."

Yeah, "you give us all your money and we give an addiction and gambling debts.." #LastWord
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Maybe Liz could've gotten on before the last, ad-riddled, 2 blocks? #Maddow
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
YOU! YOU replace him, Bernie! You replace Chuck Schumer!!! #Maddow That's who replaces him- anyone but the 8 who caved, FOR A START.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
DAMN, they weren't kidding about using the cheese before 7-10 days after opening..

Mold won't kill ya..right?
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Mr. President, TAKE ME right here in front of GOD and everybody! I'm wet and ready!" -Frau Ingraham
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"We voted for a CHANGE in 2024."
"IT'S THE SAME GODDAMNED TRUMP FROM 2021!!"
"Yeah, but we're gonna vote for a change in 2028..

America has the attention span of Dori..
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Enjoy Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson over there on Not-Bluesky, Nate SILVER..

Damned MAGAt
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I guess the Twitch API is broken, "cannot find Best in the list of video qualities??"
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Maybe the fucking BBC won't not report 100% Fake News that a goddamned million-mile-wide space rock isn't not (edited) headed for Earth to end it all...

#FTTL
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
WHEN the Congress flips and shutdowns don't happen, but the GOP has an opportunity to get reverse-screwed, I hope the Dems deliver it...WITHOUT LUBE.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Yeah, Ds will cave, they'll get nothing- BUT WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE AS LONG AS TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!?!?
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The "saw a bird" thing is "don't be sociopaths to your partner," and you TWO SOCIOPATHS are ragging on her. It's perfect, @curry.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well, I figured there'd be no Hal SParks Saturday show...but WCPT has gone bye-bye without even a Best Of show, running the same PSA over and over and over..
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Now he wants an NFL stadium named after him- hell, why not name ALL stadiums after him...and rename all TEAMS after him: the Dallas Trumpboys! The Houston Trumpers. The Washington Orangeskins..

Then rename God, Jesus and the Bible after him. Where does his ego end, @curry.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
WE'RE GIVING A TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS TO A WHITE RACIST DRUG USER WHO CAN'T NOT MAKE A SOCIAL PLATFORM INTO A HAVEN FOR NAZIS AND HAS ALL OF OUR PRIVATE GOVT DATA????
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fuckin' 'ell- saw a Google news notification on the phone saying "Jimmy Kimmel Show canceled.." but it cut off the critical rest: "FOR TONIGHT, due to a personal issue."
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
A certain someone is a Biden B*TCH C&NT, otoh.

Seriously, he will pardon ANYONE negatively associated, in his mind, with Joe fuckin' Biden..
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"Hey, guys, it's just two days till we maybe get to it and maybe rule on it.."

Have you gone a whole day without eating? Two? Yeah, yeah, "humans can go a month without food," but it's GODDAMNED PAINFUL and even irreversible.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
People ARE getting that Trump- AND TRUMP ALONE- is desperate to stop giving poor people money for food.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Hey, ICE!

Ted Cruz is a Hispanic. Do you thing.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trump is like Emperor (!) Ming: "He fell on his sword? Well, get rid of the body already.." #LastWord
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM