Lauren 👩🏻🦰
@astoldbylauren.bsky.social
Ginger. Wine Aficionado. Mid-Century Enthusiast. Classic Car Fan. SAFC. Cats. Red Lippy. Occasionally Fit. Always Hilarious*. *Sometimes.
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I shan't be venturing any opinions on the Budget until it has been explained by Peter Snow via the medium of virtual model village.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I shan't be venturing any opinions on the Budget until it has been explained by Peter Snow via the medium of virtual model village.
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To avoid disappointment, expect nothing from nobody.
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
To avoid disappointment, expect nothing from nobody.
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i'm too young for back pain and memory loss
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'm too young for back pain and memory loss
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I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
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Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
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Me watching people call me
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Me watching people call me
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Pitch dark outside. Nobody shall see me again until March.
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pitch dark outside. Nobody shall see me again until March.
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Thoughts are with the staff at HMP Wakefield. Imagine having to go home to your family after dealing with that, doesn’t bear thinking about. 👮🏻♀️🗝️
October 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Thoughts are with the staff at HMP Wakefield. Imagine having to go home to your family after dealing with that, doesn’t bear thinking about. 👮🏻♀️🗝️
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Me at 1:30am Me at 6am
October 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Me at 1:30am Me at 6am
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I have a smear test later today. Last night I dreamt that Reece Shearsmith performed it. It was awks.
September 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I have a smear test later today. Last night I dreamt that Reece Shearsmith performed it. It was awks.
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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.
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All episodes of Eurotrash are now on Amazon Prime, what a time to be alive.
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
All episodes of Eurotrash are now on Amazon Prime, what a time to be alive.
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Leaving the cat at home makes me sad.
September 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Leaving the cat at home makes me sad.
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I’m watching Dracula and every fucking time I watch this movie I lose my mind at his hair.
September 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m watching Dracula and every fucking time I watch this movie I lose my mind at his hair.
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I've seen loads of vampire films and one thing I've learnt is virgins attract them. My advice? Stick with slags.
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I've seen loads of vampire films and one thing I've learnt is virgins attract them. My advice? Stick with slags.
Scandalous. It’s the best!
I have very few dearly held food opinions. However, I am firm in my belief that cold pizza isn't good.
August 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Scandalous. It’s the best!
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Just watching something about a cult and one of the ex members said they weren’t allowed to have crisps and this is why I will never join a cult x
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just watching something about a cult and one of the ex members said they weren’t allowed to have crisps and this is why I will never join a cult x