Ashpolt
@ashpolt.bsky.social
Officially the first person to mention Front Mission 5 on Bluesky. I like robots and games, especially ones that are turn based and where I can make numbers go big.
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cube: what would happen if we stuck a bunch of strangers in a merciless experiment to see their worst traits emerge
cube 2 hypercube: what if nothing happened but in a cube for 90 minutes
cube zero: what if there was a gay vaudeville cyborg who looks like rik mayall and also a cube I guess
cube 2 hypercube: what if nothing happened but in a cube for 90 minutes
cube zero: what if there was a gay vaudeville cyborg who looks like rik mayall and also a cube I guess
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
cube: what would happen if we stuck a bunch of strangers in a merciless experiment to see their worst traits emerge
cube 2 hypercube: what if nothing happened but in a cube for 90 minutes
cube zero: what if there was a gay vaudeville cyborg who looks like rik mayall and also a cube I guess
cube 2 hypercube: what if nothing happened but in a cube for 90 minutes
cube zero: what if there was a gay vaudeville cyborg who looks like rik mayall and also a cube I guess
Chappell Roan, about to make a typo that will haunt her:
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Grink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Grink Pony Club
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Chappell Roan, about to make a typo that will haunt her:
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Grink Pony Club
I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Grink Pony Club
Yeah that's much better than the official alt mode. Hasbro should've just made him a mobile artillery platform from the off.
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yeah that's much better than the official alt mode. Hasbro should've just made him a mobile artillery platform from the off.
Been waiting for this news for a while, and what a lineup! Demi Adejuyigbe and Patrick Willems as abolitionists! Lily Du and Gianmarco Soresi as the establishment! Hell yeah!
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Been waiting for this news for a while, and what a lineup! Demi Adejuyigbe and Patrick Willems as abolitionists! Lily Du and Gianmarco Soresi as the establishment! Hell yeah!
He has the right to an education too, sir
January 16, 2026 at 4:04 PM
He has the right to an education too, sir
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Clean Christian Comedian here. The only blow job I care about is the big blow Job suffered when his faith was tested by the Lord
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only thing hung is my savior on the cross
Clean Christian Comedian here. My only F word is Faith.
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Clean Christian Comedian here. The only blow job I care about is the big blow Job suffered when his faith was tested by the Lord
I miss when the internet was good www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7k...
Back to a Website
YouTube video by homestarrunnerdotcom
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I miss when the internet was good www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7k...
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Anyone here want Gundam penis
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Anyone here want Gundam penis
Whoever decided to put Prisencolinensinainciusol in an ad, thank you, I like you
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Whoever decided to put Prisencolinensinainciusol in an ad, thank you, I like you
Worse than regular name badges in every way:
-Requires an internet connection
-Gives the ICE agent a chance to grab and smash your phone
-Gives the government ANOTHER way of tracking anti-ICE activity
-Obvious target for malware insertion
Just staggeringly stupid.
-Requires an internet connection
-Gives the ICE agent a chance to grab and smash your phone
-Gives the government ANOTHER way of tracking anti-ICE activity
-Obvious target for malware insertion
Just staggeringly stupid.
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Worse than regular name badges in every way:
-Requires an internet connection
-Gives the ICE agent a chance to grab and smash your phone
-Gives the government ANOTHER way of tracking anti-ICE activity
-Obvious target for malware insertion
Just staggeringly stupid.
-Requires an internet connection
-Gives the ICE agent a chance to grab and smash your phone
-Gives the government ANOTHER way of tracking anti-ICE activity
-Obvious target for malware insertion
Just staggeringly stupid.
AAA companies: here's a massive open world filled with endless possibilities! Play forever!
Me: Eh. What else you got? [quits after 3 hours]
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Indie companies: Here are some cards. Play with them or don't. I don't care.
Me:
Me: Eh. What else you got? [quits after 3 hours]
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Indie companies: Here are some cards. Play with them or don't. I don't care.
Me:
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
AAA companies: here's a massive open world filled with endless possibilities! Play forever!
Me: Eh. What else you got? [quits after 3 hours]
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Indie companies: Here are some cards. Play with them or don't. I don't care.
Me:
Me: Eh. What else you got? [quits after 3 hours]
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Indie companies: Here are some cards. Play with them or don't. I don't care.
Me:
"They probably didn't do it, but we all do it, but it would have been impossible for them to do it"
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 1:53 PM
"They probably didn't do it, but we all do it, but it would have been impossible for them to do it"
ACAB (All Cops Are Barricade)
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
ACAB (All Cops Are Barricade)
"It's alright if we ruin our employees because I don't see them as a human, just a resource to be discarded and replaced."
I say this with utmost respect, but Taylor is an absolute tool for saying this privately or publicly.
I can say on good authority that it takes 7 to 10 years to develop game development skills to “good enough” to produce commercial game content. 7-10 years plus the cost of a university education.
I can say on good authority that it takes 7 to 10 years to develop game development skills to “good enough” to produce commercial game content. 7-10 years plus the cost of a university education.
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 AM
"It's alright if we ruin our employees because I don't see them as a human, just a resource to be discarded and replaced."
Pascal's Wager has always seemed so stupid to me. I figure that if there is a god, and I fake believing in him, he's gonna know it's fake.
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Pascal's Wager has always seemed so stupid to me. I figure that if there is a god, and I fake believing in him, he's gonna know it's fake.
This is legit how I found out Scott Adams died
2026 has been a mixed blessing so far.
On the one hand fascism seems to be continuing it's inexorable rise, but on the other, Scott Adams is dead
On the one hand fascism seems to be continuing it's inexorable rise, but on the other, Scott Adams is dead
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is legit how I found out Scott Adams died
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Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Colored by THE colorist, Mike Spicer.
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I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I haven’t stopped laughing at this since the day it was posted
Old man yells at clouds: there are a load of AI / rage bait videos Youtube keeps recommending me when I'm watching on my TV and can't click "don't recommend channel"
When I'm on my desktop, on the same account, they never come up, so I can't block the channels
Grrrrrr
When I'm on my desktop, on the same account, they never come up, so I can't block the channels
Grrrrrr
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Old man yells at clouds: there are a load of AI / rage bait videos Youtube keeps recommending me when I'm watching on my TV and can't click "don't recommend channel"
When I'm on my desktop, on the same account, they never come up, so I can't block the channels
Grrrrrr
When I'm on my desktop, on the same account, they never come up, so I can't block the channels
Grrrrrr
I'm trying this now and asking me this question is actual violence
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I'm trying this now and asking me this question is actual violence
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cw haterism
I hate those fancy lego sets where everything is clad in specialty made-for-purpose pieces. i think lego blastoise should look like this. maybe not even this good.
I hate those fancy lego sets where everything is clad in specialty made-for-purpose pieces. i think lego blastoise should look like this. maybe not even this good.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
cw haterism
I hate those fancy lego sets where everything is clad in specialty made-for-purpose pieces. i think lego blastoise should look like this. maybe not even this good.
I hate those fancy lego sets where everything is clad in specialty made-for-purpose pieces. i think lego blastoise should look like this. maybe not even this good.
Give this gift to your coffee loving 6 year old mother for valentine's day!
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Give this gift to your coffee loving 6 year old mother for valentine's day!
"I believe that one is innocent until proven guilty, which is why I donated to support the ICE agent who killed a woman without charge or trial." - Bill Ackman
Bill Ackman has now confirmed what I first reported yesterday morning, that he donated $10K to the GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross, in a tweet.
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
"I believe that one is innocent until proven guilty, which is why I donated to support the ICE agent who killed a woman without charge or trial." - Bill Ackman
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[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
[horse meeting]
We're getting a lot of good feedbag
We're getting a lot of good feedbag