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Morphenomenal Zordussy
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Officially the first person to mention Front Mission 5 on Bluesky. I like robots and games, especially ones that are turn based and where I can make numbers go big.

he/him
Dr Wu are doing the Sweeps from the unmade version of Transformers The Movie, as revealed by @tfnationltd.bsky.social a few years back!

NOW MAKE RAILS GODDAMMIT
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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It's time for another Transformers collector interview!

Today in the spotlight is James Marsh — aka @jamesotron.bsky.social — a super-talented artist with work published by IDW. Have a look here -->
tfsource.com/blog/20...
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Another Christmas season is winding down.
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Right then, my top 10 Transformers of 2025! But because the list happened to shake out this way, it's actually top 5 official and top 5 third party. Let's go!
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
*wakes up in a cold sweat, yelling*

MISSING LINK THUNDERCLASH WHEN???
December 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Youtube toggle that auto-hides any video where the thumbnail features a red arrow and a question mark
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ah, so not only have we got dipshit pundits trying to rehabilitate actual fascists atm, we've also got seemingly decent left wing folks trying to rehabilitate dipshit pundits

cool. cool cool cool.
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Graham Linehan retweeted 'The Toilet Constable' cover I made for the latest Robert Galbraith / JK Rowling book which sent a hundred piss-boiled headbangers into my mentions, but I got him good on the QT
x.com/darren_culle...
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Every now and then I remember there's a new Fire Emblem game out next year (fingers crossed) and it looks GREAT and it makes me smile
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Transformed Solus Prime for the first time in ages and one of her shoulder panels pinged off somewhere. Spent about 20 minutes searching for it but couldn't find it anywhere. The aether has swallowed it.
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Another fave ones of these is the entrance to Arkham Asylum in Batman Begins being the Wannabe stairs
December 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me buying and building Blokees: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me having to figure out what to do with all these Blokees now: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So anyway I picked up Studio Series Age of Extinction Optimus Prime despite being an avowed Bayverse Hater and it's a pretty darn good toy! I only got it yesterday but I've transformed it back and forth like 10 times already
December 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
To the tune of the start of We Are The Champions:
I have BEEN OUT
I got my MEDS
and now I treat myself to SAUSAGE BAGUETTE
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I've seen several YouTube videos lately where people have complained about Hasbro making new toys of characters and how this forces collectors to pay all over again

You...y'know you can just NOT buy toys, right? If you're happy with your Netflix Soundwave or ER Thundercracker, keep them! It's fine!
December 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Doomsday is almost certainly going to be a mess but that shot in the latest (leaked) trailer of James Marsden in a comic accurate costume fully unleashing his optic blasts really did it for me
December 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Gwen Stefani, having a stroke:

Well I ain't no
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ok, to balance out the negativity of my gaming thread earlier:

I watched Wake Up Dead Man with @tainkirrahe.bsky.social yesterday and I really hope Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig just keep making these movies for as long as they want to, I'll keep watching them
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I'm enjoying Ghost of Yotei but god, it's *such* a modern, triple-A open world game. It's got so much Stuff To Do but no real depth to anything. Videogame fast food.
December 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I have been hiding this and my fully built one every time Becka has visited my house for MONTHS
sorry everyone but *I* have the bestest friend on the planet actually @ashpolt.bsky.social 😭
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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SCROOGE: you there! what day is today?
BOY: today? it's Christmas Day
SCROOGE: the spirits did it all in one night!
BOY: NINETEEN SEVENTY THREE
[Life on Mars plays, a Ford Cortina suddenly crashes into Scrooge's front room]
GENE HUNT: OI, DI Scrooge, get in, we've got a nonce in Didsbury to bust
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Merry Christmas, pals!

And merry crisis, enemies!
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM