Ash
@ashendwagons.bsky.social
32. She/Her (allegedly) 🇹🇭🇺🇸🏳️⚧️🧋
Fantasy nerd, queer dipshit.
Somerville MA
pfp: @figgymelon.bsky.social
Fantasy nerd, queer dipshit.
Somerville MA
pfp: @figgymelon.bsky.social
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character portraits I forgot to post
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
character portraits I forgot to post
what a terrible fucking day to know how to read
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
what a terrible fucking day to know how to read
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November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process
also the self-censorship people on here just sound Iike naive children to me
you can in fact viciously and highly effective criticize evil people without giving them needless points of vulnerability to get you back with
you can in fact viciously and highly effective criticize evil people without giving them needless points of vulnerability to get you back with
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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I pahked mah cah in the Mahket Basket Yahd to eat a swoft sehve on a frwosty evening
How Massachusetts am I? Just ate soft serve in the car in the Market Basket parking lot. It's 39 degrees out. You know you can hear the accent this information is conveyed in.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I pahked mah cah in the Mahket Basket Yahd to eat a swoft sehve on a frwosty evening
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad
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cordiform part two is coming december 13th for presale! <3
the listings are up for preview on the site, but ill add the items to the thread here too :)
shop.morningwitch.com/collections/...
the listings are up for preview on the site, but ill add the items to the thread here too :)
shop.morningwitch.com/collections/...
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
cordiform part two is coming december 13th for presale! <3
the listings are up for preview on the site, but ill add the items to the thread here too :)
shop.morningwitch.com/collections/...
the listings are up for preview on the site, but ill add the items to the thread here too :)
shop.morningwitch.com/collections/...
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Finished my Zeratul! Might be my favourite thing I've ever painted tbh. Gonna varnish him tomorrow :D
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Finished my Zeratul! Might be my favourite thing I've ever painted tbh. Gonna varnish him tomorrow :D
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some of y’all have internalized ageism against academic Boomers who look like they were rode hard and put away wet and it shows 🇸🇾
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
some of y’all have internalized ageism against academic Boomers who look like they were rode hard and put away wet and it shows 🇸🇾
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Drow in armor
My endless quest to draw armor continues
My endless quest to draw armor continues
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Drow in armor
My endless quest to draw armor continues
My endless quest to draw armor continues
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Picture quality is scuffed but the fit was pretty fun. Cotton twill jacket (and background velvet longline) by @morningwitch.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Picture quality is scuffed but the fit was pretty fun. Cotton twill jacket (and background velvet longline) by @morningwitch.com
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Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
a man with a mustache says there be whales here in a dark room
Alt: Scotty from Star Trek Original Series (played by Jimmy Doohan) says there be whales here in a Klingon vessel's cargo hold.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Another species no longer on the global Endangered list:
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
Humpback whales (Megaptera novaeangliae).
A few decades after a Star Trek movie where the central conflict was the total extinction of the humpback, their numbers are rising fast enough to put them at "Least Concern" on the IUCN Red List.
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I assume this has to do with licensing and the new BSG game that is coming out, but BSG: Deadlock is honestly one of the best space-capital-ship tactics games I've seen, so I'd suggest frankly grabbing it before the Nov 15 cutoff if you can.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I assume this has to do with licensing and the new BSG game that is coming out, but BSG: Deadlock is honestly one of the best space-capital-ship tactics games I've seen, so I'd suggest frankly grabbing it before the Nov 15 cutoff if you can.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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Cheetahs ain't scary.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Cheetahs ain't scary.
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Boomers would rather podcast than go to therapy
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Boomers would rather podcast than go to therapy
Me when I'm Rockstar Games
Can we normalize union busting?
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Me when I'm Rockstar Games
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Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
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accessing gender affirming care in the UK
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
accessing gender affirming care in the UK
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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM