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Harrison Werner
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i truly hate that the language of business has come to define all government functions. like "oh the mail has to make enough money to justify its existence" fuck you its a public service
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Well this might be the bleakest headline I've read in a while.
The school shooting industry is worth billions — and it keeps growing
The effort to keep schools safe from mass shooters has ballooned into a multibillion-dollar industry. Companies are selling school districts assurance with high-tech products.
www.npr.org
September 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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o(〃^▽^〃)o
August 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My grocery store inexplicably had jalapeños labeled as "mini bell peppers" one day last week, then changed it back the next day. Really want to know what the story was there (and if anyone bought one thinking it was a small bell pepper)
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Holy shit how did I make it to 35 before learning this

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July 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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When Superman saves Palestinian children.
July 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
There is no way to gracefully eat Twizzlers at work.
June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Goblin: Oedipus
June 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
oh god made the mistake of reading the lyrics to the Eurovision song Laika Party 😭
May 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Everything is terrible so here are some chihuahua-themed cookies
March 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It's deeply concerning to me that the chihuahua featured on the beach in the first GTA6 trailer was not present in the second trailer. Are they not a main character
May 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why am I only productive 8am-11 and after 4pm
May 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
why did my dad turn into a chatgpt addict
May 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My partner listening to my increasingly unhinged ramblings as I progress through Blue Prince:
April 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
www.theguardian.com
March 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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RoboCop: Rogue City is getting a sequel this summer.

RoboCop: Rogue City - Unfinished Business will see RoboCop climbing a large enemy-filled tower block.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/robocop...
RoboCop: Rogue City is getting a sequel this summer | VGC
RoboCop: Rogue City – Unfinished Business will see RoboCop climbing a large enemy-filled tower block…
www.videogameschronicle.com
March 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
February 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Really enjoying Flintlock Seige of Dawn. All the environments feel lovingly crafted and the combat is great
February 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM