Plaid the Inhaler
@artnerveux.bsky.social
Real Estate Novelist. I know a lot of fancy dancers. Not too terribly tall. he/him #lgbtqia 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌈
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Plaid the Inhaler
@artnerveux.bsky.social
· Aug 19
The cognitive dissonance is so thick, you can ignore it with a knife.
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It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot.
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It’s a dangerous world right now. All we can do is make the people around us feel safe. But that’s doing a lot.
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If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy
Merry Christmas, everyone
Merry Christmas, everyone
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, soon grew healthy enough to pursue his rap career under the pseudonym Timinem, The Real Slim Chevy
Merry Christmas, everyone
Merry Christmas, everyone
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Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Yeah I’m a fan of A24 - a 24-year-old album entitled “Discovery” by Daft Punk
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"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."
Why I, Santa, Am Demolishing My Workshop and Replacing It with an Enormous Ballroom
As your Santa, it is my right to run the North Pole exactly how I want to, and I have to say, it’s about time we made some changes to this dump. An...
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December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Why shouldn’t I have a ballroom to throw snowtastic parties in? I’m effing Santa Claus. I work my ass off all year, deciding who is nice and who I need to investigate, denigrate, and destroy."
My kitten has already knocked over my menorah (et out decoratively, but not yet to be put into use). All housemates have agreed that a tree would be a bad idea and the candles will need to be 100% supervised.
Not even fire would deter this beast.
Not even fire would deter this beast.
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My kitten has already knocked over my menorah (et out decoratively, but not yet to be put into use). All housemates have agreed that a tree would be a bad idea and the candles will need to be 100% supervised.
Not even fire would deter this beast.
Not even fire would deter this beast.
Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me: I’m never gonna be able to memorize my new work cell number. Hurrumph.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
Coworker: Hank, what’s your number?
Me: *gives new number without thinking*
My brain: You’ve officially lost one Simpsons quote and you’ll never know which one.
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(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
EXT. SMALL TOWN BUS STOP – DAY (A beautiful woman with slightly wavy brown hair steps off a bus. She’s RACHEL, a corporate lawyer from The Big Cit...
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December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
(RACHEL walks past children playing. Her biological clock ticks. She’s thirty, almost dead.)
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
LITTLE GIRL: Are you excited for the County Hanukkah Fair?
RACHEL: Not really. I’m not super into Hanukkah.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
One of these days I’ll have the time and money to do this. I promise!
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
One of these days I’ll have the time and money to do this. I promise!
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day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
day 502 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
This is going to be the worst birthday weekend ever. I fucking hate this country.
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is going to be the worst birthday weekend ever. I fucking hate this country.
America is so fucking stupid. I just want the meds that keep me from going off of the deep end.
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
America is so fucking stupid. I just want the meds that keep me from going off of the deep end.
Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just…Walgreen’s is the worst pharmacy aside from CVS.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
Getting my meds transferred to a local pharmacy has required me to talk to a bunch of AI bullshit.
And I did that. But they still haven’t transferred my meds.
I need this meds to keep myself from just jumping off of a bridge.
I did a recent re-read of A Prayer for Owen Meanie and it would make such a good single season show.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I did a recent re-read of A Prayer for Owen Meanie and it would make such a good single season show.
You live under Stede?!
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You live under Stede?!
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
Will not be accepting puns or comments about The Color Purple. That does not apply here.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Will not be accepting puns or comments about The Color Purple. That does not apply here.
Did we ration purple during Vietnam?
Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.
Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Did we ration purple during Vietnam?
Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.
Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.
I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple.
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I know funding is limited, but I really think we should be doing a national study in re: Boomer women and purple.
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
Why so much purple?
It’s a good color, but…..why so much purple?
Was purple not available in 1960?
I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.
a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a door and says everything 's coming up milhouse .
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November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I got a job, a kitten AND a mattress.
It’s the berries!
Trapped in the past, a time traveler befriends a jaded drifter who helps him exploit his knowledge of the future for a series of quick payouts. ⏰ 💰
Rhys Darby stars in the sci-fi comedy Relax, I'm From the Future (2022) at 9pm ET. Watch now On Demand. hollywoodsuite.ca/whats-on
Rhys Darby stars in the sci-fi comedy Relax, I'm From the Future (2022) at 9pm ET. Watch now On Demand. hollywoodsuite.ca/whats-on
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s the berries!
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”