My kitten has already knocked over my menorah (et out decoratively, but not yet to be put into use). All housemates have agreed that a tree would be a bad idea and the candles will need to be 100% supervised.

Not even fire would deter this beast.

One of these days I’ll have the time and money to do this. I promise!

This is going to be the worst birthday weekend ever. I fucking hate this country.

America is so fucking stupid. I just want the meds that keep me from going off of the deep end.

I did a recent re-read of A Prayer for Owen Meanie and it would make such a good single season show.

You live under Stede?!

Will not be accepting puns or comments about The Color Purple. That does not apply here.

Did we ration purple during Vietnam?
Was there a global shortage of purple at some point? I want answers.