advil lavigne
@arr0tt.bsky.social
wet hot american bummer • she/her
since i have the day off i decided to clean up my onedrive on my personal laptop today. this was a great decision because onedrive is so well organized and easy to use. my favorite thing about it is how it clearly wasn’t designed by evil, hate-filled little warlocks
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
since i have the day off i decided to clean up my onedrive on my personal laptop today. this was a great decision because onedrive is so well organized and easy to use. my favorite thing about it is how it clearly wasn’t designed by evil, hate-filled little warlocks
professional tip for the working world: don’t email me on fucking thanksgiving, or frankly any other day of the year either
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
professional tip for the working world: don’t email me on fucking thanksgiving, or frankly any other day of the year either
for 2025 i want to do holidays a little differently. i propose an alternative to thanksgiving called bitchsgiving, which is 100% like thanksgiving in every way except before you eat everyone goes around the table and shares one petty gripe. like this year i’m ungrateful for my bitch coworker angie
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
for 2025 i want to do holidays a little differently. i propose an alternative to thanksgiving called bitchsgiving, which is 100% like thanksgiving in every way except before you eat everyone goes around the table and shares one petty gripe. like this year i’m ungrateful for my bitch coworker angie
my job is stupid and full of problems (unsurprising given that i work in the ‘stupid problems’ division) but i just got someone’s bill after insurance reduced from 1700 down to 200. i can’t stop your insurance from ratfucking you but i can try and make it my employer’s problem instead of yours
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
my job is stupid and full of problems (unsurprising given that i work in the ‘stupid problems’ division) but i just got someone’s bill after insurance reduced from 1700 down to 200. i can’t stop your insurance from ratfucking you but i can try and make it my employer’s problem instead of yours
just saw someone say “i’ve struggled all my life with being a quitter” and honestly? can’t relate. i’ve always excelled at it myself
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
just saw someone say “i’ve struggled all my life with being a quitter” and honestly? can’t relate. i’ve always excelled at it myself
good morning from the most incredibly graceful and elegant dog in the world
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
good morning from the most incredibly graceful and elegant dog in the world
are you playing video games? the dog can help
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
are you playing video games? the dog can help
i’m very tired and emotionally drained after a long several days of Doing Things. this is the perfect time to browse muttville senior dog rescue as i am one thousand percent emotionally stable and it will not make me cry
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i’m very tired and emotionally drained after a long several days of Doing Things. this is the perfect time to browse muttville senior dog rescue as i am one thousand percent emotionally stable and it will not make me cry
there is a video on tiktok or youtube or something of a guy asking dumb questions about cars and the only one i can remember is “i know it go beep beep, can you make it go toot toot” and if anyone can help me find this video i will literally venmo or zelle you 5 american dollars
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
there is a video on tiktok or youtube or something of a guy asking dumb questions about cars and the only one i can remember is “i know it go beep beep, can you make it go toot toot” and if anyone can help me find this video i will literally venmo or zelle you 5 american dollars
“i’m not even hung over” —me, when i absolutely am hung over
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“i’m not even hung over” —me, when i absolutely am hung over
i need a box of donuts to appear next to me in this hotel room. no not delivered to my door. next to me
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i need a box of donuts to appear next to me in this hotel room. no not delivered to my door. next to me
i’m at my cousin’s extremely beautiful wedding and i gotta say, cousin of the bride is a really good deal. you just have no idea what’s going on but you look really pretty and you get to eat as much cheese as you want. it’s basically my ideal conditions
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i’m at my cousin’s extremely beautiful wedding and i gotta say, cousin of the bride is a really good deal. you just have no idea what’s going on but you look really pretty and you get to eat as much cheese as you want. it’s basically my ideal conditions
i’ve been awake for almost an hour now and i’m really feeling like that’s maybe enough for me
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i’ve been awake for almost an hour now and i’m really feeling like that’s maybe enough for me
time to engage in a time-honored airport tradition: the largest bag of cheez-its i can find and a red bull for breakfast
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
time to engage in a time-honored airport tradition: the largest bag of cheez-its i can find and a red bull for breakfast
the cowdog crop is coming in very nicely this season
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the cowdog crop is coming in very nicely this season
> insurance says no prior authorization needed for a patient
> we don’t do one bc insurance says it’s not necessary
> claim gets denied due to lack of prior auth
> fuck you, actually
> we don’t do one bc insurance says it’s not necessary
> claim gets denied due to lack of prior auth
> fuck you, actually
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
> insurance says no prior authorization needed for a patient
> we don’t do one bc insurance says it’s not necessary
> claim gets denied due to lack of prior auth
> fuck you, actually
> we don’t do one bc insurance says it’s not necessary
> claim gets denied due to lack of prior auth
> fuck you, actually
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i think if i moved to a pueblo-style home in santa fe it might fix me
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i think if i moved to a pueblo-style home in santa fe it might fix me
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good and normal way to sleep
July 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
good and normal way to sleep
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who can make me go to sleep. no one. i am too powerful. i would simply evade their maneuvers
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
who can make me go to sleep. no one. i am too powerful. i would simply evade their maneuvers
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dogs are so lucky. they don’t get emails
July 31, 2024 at 3:26 PM
dogs are so lucky. they don’t get emails
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we did her doggy dna test and the results said she’s mostly gummy worm
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
we did her doggy dna test and the results said she’s mostly gummy worm
when morrissey said “i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i’m miserable now” he was really onto something there
November 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
when morrissey said “i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i’m miserable now” he was really onto something there