advil lavigne
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wet hot american bummer • she/her
that natalie portman padme meme but it’s her going “you’re going to play all the games in your steam library before you buy more, right? right???”
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 PM
that natalie portman padme meme but it’s her going “you’re going to play all the games in your steam library before you buy more, right? right???”
having a body is so humiliating. you’re telling me i’ve just been walking around for six weeks with a fractured rib? are you kidding me
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
having a body is so humiliating. you’re telling me i’ve just been walking around for six weeks with a fractured rib? are you kidding me
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who can make me go to sleep. no one. i am too powerful. i would simply evade their maneuvers
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 AM
who can make me go to sleep. no one. i am too powerful. i would simply evade their maneuvers
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It seems clear Alex Pretti, a healthcare worker, was murdered for engaging in the exact kind of community care we hope all care workers to embody: the kind that doesn’t stop at the threshold of the hospital, the clinic, but that aims to care for and support the community where and how they can
January 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It seems clear Alex Pretti, a healthcare worker, was murdered for engaging in the exact kind of community care we hope all care workers to embody: the kind that doesn’t stop at the threshold of the hospital, the clinic, but that aims to care for and support the community where and how they can
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…
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January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
If you’re outside of Minnesota and you’re wondering how to help, this guide is excellent.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
And seriously. Take down your Ring doorbell TODAY.
they’ll shoot you dead in the street and say you deserved it. i guess the only question left is if we want to make honest men out of them on the way out.
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
they’ll shoot you dead in the street and say you deserved it. i guess the only question left is if we want to make honest men out of them on the way out.
today a genetic counselor at one of the clinics i work with called and told me they got an automated message about their patient due later this year that said we’re unable to run this test on patients over 40wks pregnant. i very professionally said “well, math is hard for computers sometimes”
every major healthcare system in america is built out of wet cardboard and twist ties and it is by the grace of god alone that they don’t all collapse like a flan in a cupboard every single day
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
A majority of the world’s insect species have no living expert who can identify them.
A majority of the world’s insect species have no living expert who can identify them.
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 AM
today a genetic counselor at one of the clinics i work with called and told me they got an automated message about their patient due later this year that said we’re unable to run this test on patients over 40wks pregnant. i very professionally said “well, math is hard for computers sometimes”
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i have whatever’s up with cats that makes them go hog wild zooming around the house in the middle of the night for no reason. doctors have yet to explain to me what the term for that is, medically
May 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i have whatever’s up with cats that makes them go hog wild zooming around the house in the middle of the night for no reason. doctors have yet to explain to me what the term for that is, medically
i have to go to a sales conference for work next week and i don’t want to but i’m being so so so so brave about it (have complained endlessly to anyone who will listen all month long)
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 PM
i have to go to a sales conference for work next week and i don’t want to but i’m being so so so so brave about it (have complained endlessly to anyone who will listen all month long)
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*leonard cohen voice* she tied you to the kitchen chair / and you said “why’d you do that, that was weird”
January 22, 2026 at 4:46 AM
*leonard cohen voice* she tied you to the kitchen chair / and you said “why’d you do that, that was weird”
seeing people outside the US talking about hating america and americans reminds me of when i worked at a shitty job i hated and people would come in and go “ugh i hate it here, i HATE dealing with you people” and i always felt like saying yeah dude i know how bad it sucks, i’m here all the time. duh
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
seeing people outside the US talking about hating america and americans reminds me of when i worked at a shitty job i hated and people would come in and go “ugh i hate it here, i HATE dealing with you people” and i always felt like saying yeah dude i know how bad it sucks, i’m here all the time. duh
several times a day the dog must stop whatever she’s doing and come press her face against me tenderly. she must
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 AM
several times a day the dog must stop whatever she’s doing and come press her face against me tenderly. she must
“in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross” kind of makes it sound like you guys suck dick for jesus but okay. every family is different
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
“in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the cross” kind of makes it sound like you guys suck dick for jesus but okay. every family is different
creep by radiohead but every word is just “bees”
January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
creep by radiohead but every word is just “bees”
every once in a while it’s really good actually to eat something you’re allergic to. so that you can remember why you don’t do that
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
every once in a while it’s really good actually to eat something you’re allergic to. so that you can remember why you don’t do that
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it's funny to see the wildly unpopular trump and his goons rip the wiring out of institution after institution without a care in the world and have NYT guys and congresspeople being like whoa dudes let's not get too crazy with the abolish ice talk
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
it's funny to see the wildly unpopular trump and his goons rip the wiring out of institution after institution without a care in the world and have NYT guys and congresspeople being like whoa dudes let's not get too crazy with the abolish ice talk
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"ICE Agents are Murderers"
Seen in Mexico City
Seen in Mexico City
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"ICE Agents are Murderers"
Seen in Mexico City
Seen in Mexico City
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a series of times riot has been extra cute this week. as in, she is very cute……. and very extra
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
a series of times riot has been extra cute this week. as in, she is very cute……. and very extra
every day you look at the news and it’s just the most impossibly cartoonish, evil shit you’ve ever heard of. until tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that. i’m tired and i’m scared and i’m disgusted and so fucking ashamed of this awful country
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
every day you look at the news and it’s just the most impossibly cartoonish, evil shit you’ve ever heard of. until tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that. i’m tired and i’m scared and i’m disgusted and so fucking ashamed of this awful country
me signing off a work email: “please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions or if I can offer any further support!”
me irl: “please don’t actually do that though. please do something else instead”
me irl: “please don’t actually do that though. please do something else instead”
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
me signing off a work email: “please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions or if I can offer any further support!”
me irl: “please don’t actually do that though. please do something else instead”
me irl: “please don’t actually do that though. please do something else instead”