advil lavigne
@arr0tt.bsky.social
wet hot american bummer • she/her
good morning from the most incredibly graceful and elegant dog in the world
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
good morning from the most incredibly graceful and elegant dog in the world
are you playing video games? the dog can help
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
are you playing video games? the dog can help
the cowdog crop is coming in very nicely this season
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the cowdog crop is coming in very nicely this season
really appreciate the vibe of my neighbor’s halloween decorations this year. nice to see some representation for the girlies who are a horrible boneless pile in the corner
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
really appreciate the vibe of my neighbor’s halloween decorations this year. nice to see some representation for the girlies who are a horrible boneless pile in the corner
have you ever seen a little cowboy before? now you have
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
have you ever seen a little cowboy before? now you have
we did her doggy dna test and the results said she’s mostly gummy worm
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
we did her doggy dna test and the results said she’s mostly gummy worm
so, you waited a little too long to eat and now you’re comfortably slipping into death’s warm embrace because it seems easier than walking ten feet to get a snack from the kitchen
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
so, you waited a little too long to eat and now you’re comfortably slipping into death’s warm embrace because it seems easier than walking ten feet to get a snack from the kitchen
shhhh. he’s working
October 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
shhhh. he’s working
four hash browns and three coffees. not accepting feedback at this time
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
four hash browns and three coffees. not accepting feedback at this time
as far as this dog is concerned “but daddy i love him” is about whoever he just met ten minutes ago
October 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
as far as this dog is concerned “but daddy i love him” is about whoever he just met ten minutes ago
extremely baby-shaped
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
extremely baby-shaped
i fucked off to the woods for a couple days and all i got was this lousy renewed appreciation for nature and reconnecting with the self
September 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i fucked off to the woods for a couple days and all i got was this lousy renewed appreciation for nature and reconnecting with the self
apparently i possess some mystical quality that makes people look at me and feel like this
September 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
apparently i possess some mystical quality that makes people look at me and feel like this
anyway great news today y’all, my crassula orbicularis is flourishing! she’s alive and looking great! it’s so cool being alive
September 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
anyway great news today y’all, my crassula orbicularis is flourishing! she’s alive and looking great! it’s so cool being alive
a beautiful worm girl out on the town (ft. a lemon that our bar friend gave me)
September 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
a beautiful worm girl out on the town (ft. a lemon that our bar friend gave me)
fight me you tall ass plants
September 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
fight me you tall ass plants
what if you were so so so beautiful but also obsessed with and very easily taunted by squirrels. i bet it would look a little something like this
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
what if you were so so so beautiful but also obsessed with and very easily taunted by squirrels. i bet it would look a little something like this
pro tip from riot: you can roll around in the grass like a little worm. it’s not illegal
August 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
pro tip from riot: you can roll around in the grass like a little worm. it’s not illegal