The Armored Autist🏴🏳️⚧️🐋
@armoredautist.bsky.social
The anarchist AuDHD pangolin. Still a fan of orcas.
Pronouns change. Usually they/he.
Pronouns change. Usually they/he.
And the managers are routinely misogynists.
the core of MAGA is not a trucker in a hat in a diner
it’s the asshole local car dealer who owns a boat and treats the town like his own personal fiefdom
it’s the asshole local car dealer who owns a boat and treats the town like his own personal fiefdom
June 7, 2024 at 1:34 AM
And the managers are routinely misogynists.
Thinking about coming out to my book club as a magic the gathering player.
June 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Thinking about coming out to my book club as a magic the gathering player.
I don’t get why so many of you want to invent reasons why most of the Trek made in the past ten years isn’t canon. Lower Decks is a romp with as much drama as TNG ever had. Disco dives into new ideas like Voyager without forgetting its Federation roots.
May 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I don’t get why so many of you want to invent reasons why most of the Trek made in the past ten years isn’t canon. Lower Decks is a romp with as much drama as TNG ever had. Disco dives into new ideas like Voyager without forgetting its Federation roots.
Instagram wants me to watch people power washing rugs and now all I want is to have that job.
May 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Instagram wants me to watch people power washing rugs and now all I want is to have that job.
As a programmer, the best thing I can do for the world is the bare minimum.
May 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
As a programmer, the best thing I can do for the world is the bare minimum.
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Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.”
“Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.”
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
May 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
“Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.”
“Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.”
Maybe putting armed cowards with inferiority complexes in schools is a bad thing actually.
“That child — a second grader with autism at a North Carolina school — was ultimately pinned on the floor for 38 minutes, according to body camera video of the incident. At one point, court records say, the officer put his knee in the child's back.”
www.cbsnews.com/news/hundred...
www.cbsnews.com/news/hundred...
Handcuffs in Hallways: Hundreds of elementary students arrested at U.S. schools
Black children and kids with disabilities were disproportionately impacted, according to CBS News analysis of Education Department data.
www.cbsnews.com
May 10, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Maybe putting armed cowards with inferiority complexes in schools is a bad thing actually.
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imagine pinning a child to the floor and pretending like you were protecting anyone. get sros and other cops out of schools
“That child — a second grader with autism at a North Carolina school — was ultimately pinned on the floor for 38 minutes, according to body camera video of the incident. At one point, court records say, the officer put his knee in the child's back.”
www.cbsnews.com/news/hundred...
www.cbsnews.com/news/hundred...
Handcuffs in Hallways: Hundreds of elementary students arrested at U.S. schools
Black children and kids with disabilities were disproportionately impacted, according to CBS News analysis of Education Department data.
www.cbsnews.com
May 10, 2024 at 9:35 PM
imagine pinning a child to the floor and pretending like you were protecting anyone. get sros and other cops out of schools
I thought it would be fun until I accidentally landed on an Irish accent while reading to my daughter and was never able to duplicate the feat after that night.
Are there other jobs besides voice actor where when you tell people you do it 90% of them say “You know, I’ve thought about doing that myself”
May 9, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I thought it would be fun until I accidentally landed on an Irish accent while reading to my daughter and was never able to duplicate the feat after that night.
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Wow. So this is the "if you hate America so much, move to Russia" but as legislation.
And then some people will say 'it'll never pass the Senate' or 'it'll never get a vote' and miss the point completely.
These people are wiping their ass with the Constitution.
And then some people will say 'it'll never pass the Senate' or 'it'll never get a vote' and miss the point completely.
These people are wiping their ass with the Constitution.
May 9, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Wow. So this is the "if you hate America so much, move to Russia" but as legislation.
And then some people will say 'it'll never pass the Senate' or 'it'll never get a vote' and miss the point completely.
These people are wiping their ass with the Constitution.
And then some people will say 'it'll never pass the Senate' or 'it'll never get a vote' and miss the point completely.
These people are wiping their ass with the Constitution.
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I don't really think I have the juice on here to start a massive groundswell of support for the Put John Darnielle on the Board of Bluesky So He Can Veto All Growth movement but dreams are free
May 5, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I don't really think I have the juice on here to start a massive groundswell of support for the Put John Darnielle on the Board of Bluesky So He Can Veto All Growth movement but dreams are free
I can’t describe just how much better my life would be if my neighborhood had even a single service in it.
May 3, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I can’t describe just how much better my life would be if my neighborhood had even a single service in it.
I’ve used rifles, shotguns, handguns, and flashlights. Guess which one of those four feels exactly nothing like the other three.
NYPD appears to be saying the cop (who they don’t name) was using his gun as a flashlight when he fired a shot by mistake.
May 3, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I’ve used rifles, shotguns, handguns, and flashlights. Guess which one of those four feels exactly nothing like the other three.
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Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
“Once you get troops on the streets, it’s only a matter of time before it goes bad. Some kid throws a stone, next minute there’s houses on fire and people getting killed.”
“Once you get troops on the streets, it’s only a matter of time before it goes bad. Some kid throws a stone, next minute there’s houses on fire and people getting killed.”
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
May 1, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
“Once you get troops on the streets, it’s only a matter of time before it goes bad. Some kid throws a stone, next minute there’s houses on fire and people getting killed.”
“Once you get troops on the streets, it’s only a matter of time before it goes bad. Some kid throws a stone, next minute there’s houses on fire and people getting killed.”
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They do though. They _all_ know how to barricade themselves because school shooter drills were what the cops recommended instead of literally any kind of law enforcement that might prevent school shootings.
May 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
They do though. They _all_ know how to barricade themselves because school shooter drills were what the cops recommended instead of literally any kind of law enforcement that might prevent school shootings.
Me, trying to roll over the odometer on my health.
Maybe if you get enough Covid infections, things circle back around to normal.
May 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Me, trying to roll over the odometer on my health.
Gonna walk into the tattoo parlor and ask for one of everything.
May 3, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Gonna walk into the tattoo parlor and ask for one of everything.
I’m rewatching Lost and the post 9/11 Islamophobia and general acceptance of sexual assault were so normalized that the runners decided Sawyer was a misunderstood hero instead of a racist sex pest and the audience was entirely on board with it.
May 3, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I’m rewatching Lost and the post 9/11 Islamophobia and general acceptance of sexual assault were so normalized that the runners decided Sawyer was a misunderstood hero instead of a racist sex pest and the audience was entirely on board with it.
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people who hate being called cis are short for people who hate being called racist
December 26, 2023 at 6:14 PM
people who hate being called cis are short for people who hate being called racist
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Remember kids - it’s always morally correct to punch Nazis :)
Elon Musk says he's reinstating the Twitter account of neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.
May 2, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Remember kids - it’s always morally correct to punch Nazis :)
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it's fucked up that the press is so captured that they can cheer on a literal British aristocrat siccing cops on american students without a second thought. which is ironic, because providing sober second thought is her literal job in the UK government.
May 2, 2024 at 7:40 PM
it's fucked up that the press is so captured that they can cheer on a literal British aristocrat siccing cops on american students without a second thought. which is ironic, because providing sober second thought is her literal job in the UK government.
I was at the hospital for a respiratory respiratory lab and, naturally, I was the only person masked. After my test, the technician goes on about how it’s good that I’m masking because she always tells her lung patients they can’t afford the risk.
May 2, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I was at the hospital for a respiratory respiratory lab and, naturally, I was the only person masked. After my test, the technician goes on about how it’s good that I’m masking because she always tells her lung patients they can’t afford the risk.
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I apparently love narrative video games that can be completed in under ten hours. No slog, not many skill mechanics, all story.
- Return to Grace
- Firewatch
- What Remains of Edith Finch (in progress)
- Lifeless Planet (in progress)
- Return to Grace
- Firewatch
- What Remains of Edith Finch (in progress)
- Lifeless Planet (in progress)
March 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I apparently love narrative video games that can be completed in under ten hours. No slog, not many skill mechanics, all story.
- Return to Grace
- Firewatch
- What Remains of Edith Finch (in progress)
- Lifeless Planet (in progress)
- Return to Grace
- Firewatch
- What Remains of Edith Finch (in progress)
- Lifeless Planet (in progress)