Jacqueline S
@arminthedoor.bsky.social
Writer of things for money. Writer of other things for fun. Cats, tea, indie music, horror, sci-fi, Forteana, films, books, wordplay. Poet manky. #MDANT Scribbles at thecrone.co.uk
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The local Chippy, re-wrapped in a newspaper.
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The local Chippy, re-wrapped in a newspaper.
'My milkshake is better than yours
Better than yours
But I have to charge
...'
STOP WASTING YOUR TIME JACQUELINE. >Send
Better than yours
But I have to charge
...'
STOP WASTING YOUR TIME JACQUELINE. >Send
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
'My milkshake is better than yours
Better than yours
But I have to charge
...'
STOP WASTING YOUR TIME JACQUELINE. >Send
Better than yours
But I have to charge
...'
STOP WASTING YOUR TIME JACQUELINE. >Send
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Who remembers that Brexit campaign slogan from 2016? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Who remembers that Brexit campaign slogan from 2016? 🤔
I LOL'ed.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I LOL'ed.
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The fossil fuel lobbyists are sitting around saying “this is fine”
BREAKING: The UN climate talks COP30 have been evacuated due to a fire breaking out inside the venue in Belém, Brazil.
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The fossil fuel lobbyists are sitting around saying “this is fine”
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they had goth baddies in the 17th century as evidenced by the fact that a woman named Caterine Morte had a skull coat of arms
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
they had goth baddies in the 17th century as evidenced by the fact that a woman named Caterine Morte had a skull coat of arms
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Lolz. Them super brainy tech boys eh.
What a laugh.
What a laugh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Lolz. Them super brainy tech boys eh.
What a laugh.
What a laugh.
30,000 goths storming the Roman Empire. Now there’s a Vision Thing. (Watching BBC - Civilisations Rise and Fall)
a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee and smiling in goth .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is holding a cup of coffee and smiling in goth .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
30,000 goths storming the Roman Empire. Now there’s a Vision Thing. (Watching BBC - Civilisations Rise and Fall)
Some iPhone pics from Gary Numan in Brighton last night. 45th Anniversary of Telekon, although he played three original Tubeway Army tracks as encores. Poignant moment following the sad loss of his brother last week.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Some iPhone pics from Gary Numan in Brighton last night. 45th Anniversary of Telekon, although he played three original Tubeway Army tracks as encores. Poignant moment following the sad loss of his brother last week.
Driving rain and wind. This is no country for old goths.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Driving rain and wind. This is no country for old goths.
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If you'll allow me a Friday Shop Plug, I've got a new lino print in my Summerisle Procession series, and copies of my spooky book defaced with Krampus heads and the like. Reposts extremely welcome (Christmas is coming, lads)...
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you'll allow me a Friday Shop Plug, I've got a new lino print in my Summerisle Procession series, and copies of my spooky book defaced with Krampus heads and the like. Reposts extremely welcome (Christmas is coming, lads)...
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
👁️ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
Some lovely oddments in here. Hippos have wandering testicles for a start. 🦛 🎱
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Some lovely oddments in here. Hippos have wandering testicles for a start. 🦛 🎱
Someone build a Christmas Time Machine -- stat!
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(+Bold 3 E10; Comfort; Nescafé; Smiths Crisps; Robinsons Whole Fruit Drinks; Oxo Cubes; Sunlight Liquid; Homepride Flour; Bacofoil; Kit Kat; Bisto Gravy Granules; PG Tips Tea, and more)
(+Bold 3 E10; Comfort; Nescafé; Smiths Crisps; Robinsons Whole Fruit Drinks; Oxo Cubes; Sunlight Liquid; Homepride Flour; Bacofoil; Kit Kat; Bisto Gravy Granules; PG Tips Tea, and more)
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Someone build a Christmas Time Machine -- stat!
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I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I believe anyone could have done better than Johnson.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
Here's a quiz I made to prove it.
Oh no :(
Awful news. His wife died recently at 52. They leave behind two 12-year-old twins.
Holy heck, Mani from the Stone Roses has died.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oh no :(
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The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The real BBC bias story, narrated by Anna Ford
Brrr. It’s cold for cats 🥶
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Brrr. It’s cold for cats 🥶
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Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
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Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️
#uksnow in West Sussex!
Do your civic duty!
We can't rely on government or our billionaire overlords to update the snow map.
#uksnow AB53 1/10
We can't rely on government or our billionaire overlords to update the snow map.
#uksnow AB53 1/10
Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
#uksnow in West Sussex!
Just read the word ‘bookazine’ in an email and I have hate.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Just read the word ‘bookazine’ in an email and I have hate.
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This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is true.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
The husband just found me having a little cry in my studio.
He’s making me a hot Vimto and I’m having a word with myself.
Have a look at my website and please repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.