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@nogodsnomayors.com how many mayors do you need to qualify as a mayorgy nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
Bill de Blasio’s girlfriend outed as South Tucson mayor, mom of 2 Roxanna Valenzuela
Bill de Blasio’s other other woman is … also a mayor.
nypost.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@nogodsnomayors.com how many mayors do you need to qualify as a mayorgy nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
All jokes aside, and I'm sorry for earnest-posting and no shade against @pattymo.com but - Kim Kardashian won't see your jokes about not passing the bar, but your friends who didn't pass the bar will. Also why we gotta abolish the dang bar.
Look, I’m not PROUD of the ugly little delight I get out of the combination of Kim Kardashian failing the bar again and her lawyer TV show being totally panned,
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
All jokes aside, and I'm sorry for earnest-posting and no shade against @pattymo.com but - Kim Kardashian won't see your jokes about not passing the bar, but your friends who didn't pass the bar will. Also why we gotta abolish the dang bar.
I would simply not build the infinitely replicating space mind-virus if I received it via satellite.
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I would simply not build the infinitely replicating space mind-virus if I received it via satellite.
A wall is not enough, I need to run through a landlord. I need their body to splatter like Jell-O.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
A wall is not enough, I need to run through a landlord. I need their body to splatter like Jell-O.
That's MAYOR Cardamom, motherfucker
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That's MAYOR Cardamom, motherfucker
Ah shit I'm nervous
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ah shit I'm nervous
sigh. I hope you're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air :(
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
sigh. I hope you're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air :(
I hate gay Halloween because I'm an evangelical Christian
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I hate gay Halloween because I'm an evangelical Christian
Mr. Mandamani, when will you retract your statement that your nani is a career criminal who "runs this whole city like haarami admi"
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Mr. Mandamani, when will you retract your statement that your nani is a career criminal who "runs this whole city like haarami admi"
hEY I FIXED IT FOR YOU
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
hEY I FIXED IT FOR YOU
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/n... is it time for @wtyppod.bsky.social's first* pre-disaster episode?
*or not first, I don't know
*or not first, I don't know
A Tower on Billionaires’ Row Is Full of Cracks. Who’s to Blame?
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/n... is it time for @wtyppod.bsky.social's first* pre-disaster episode?
*or not first, I don't know
*or not first, I don't know
President is posting diarrhea F-35 videos on his day off, call that a Jet #2 Holiday
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
President is posting diarrhea F-35 videos on his day off, call that a Jet #2 Holiday
She tubhced my peavis
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
She tubhced my peavis
My dude is about to declare a national war on quicksand next
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
www.cnn.com
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My dude is about to declare a national war on quicksand next
*Bauhaus voice* disgraced Lugoli chef
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
*Bauhaus voice* disgraced Lugoli chef
Ok I give up how the FUCK do you get to Silksong Act 3
September 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ok I give up how the FUCK do you get to Silksong Act 3
One term mayor ass bitch
September 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
One term mayor ass bitch
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LEVIATHAN: *burbling noises*
CHOTINER: Yes, your breath sets coals ablaze, God had mentioned that earlier.
LEVIATHAN: *matter-of-fact, prideful burbling*
CHOTINER: Yes, I can see that, but I have to ask when you last saw coal burn underwater
Leviathan: *panicked burbling*
CHOTINER: Yes, your breath sets coals ablaze, God had mentioned that earlier.
LEVIATHAN: *matter-of-fact, prideful burbling*
CHOTINER: Yes, I can see that, but I have to ask when you last saw coal burn underwater
Leviathan: *panicked burbling*
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
LEVIATHAN: *burbling noises*
CHOTINER: Yes, your breath sets coals ablaze, God had mentioned that earlier.
LEVIATHAN: *matter-of-fact, prideful burbling*
CHOTINER: Yes, I can see that, but I have to ask when you last saw coal burn underwater
Leviathan: *panicked burbling*
CHOTINER: Yes, your breath sets coals ablaze, God had mentioned that earlier.
LEVIATHAN: *matter-of-fact, prideful burbling*
CHOTINER: Yes, I can see that, but I have to ask when you last saw coal burn underwater
Leviathan: *panicked burbling*
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It's amazing how unproductive I am when my tummy hurts a little
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's amazing how unproductive I am when my tummy hurts a little
Not to lib out but holy shit the head of the FBI doesn't know who Dylan Roof is. He called that mf Dylan Ruth
KAMLAGER-DOVE: Dylan Roof, who followed white supremacist propaganda, murdered 9 Black parishioners in 2015. Do you deny this?
PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information?
KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI
PATEL: I'm sorry. Dylan Roof? Can you give me more information?
KAMLAGER-DOVE: You're head of the FBI
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Not to lib out but holy shit the head of the FBI doesn't know who Dylan Roof is. He called that mf Dylan Ruth
Why does The Final Judge say "diarrhea" when you're about to fight her
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Why does The Final Judge say "diarrhea" when you're about to fight her
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ancient Transgender Markings
September 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
ancient Transgender Markings
My Dinner With Gorndre
Gorn With The Wind
September 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My Dinner With Gorndre
*through teeth so gritted my enamel starts to superheat from the pressure and fuss together* no of course it's not happening tomorrow, don't be absurd
September 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
*through teeth so gritted my enamel starts to superheat from the pressure and fuss together* no of course it's not happening tomorrow, don't be absurd