richard
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a lot of things I don't understand about British culture but simping for Greggs is maybe top 10
February 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
a lot of things I don't understand about British culture but simping for Greggs is maybe top 10
Danika Mason proving that for non essential jobs you should be able to get a little bit wasted
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Danika Mason proving that for non essential jobs you should be able to get a little bit wasted
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Bedford Council HR /recruitment understood the 'social media manager' brief
February 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Bedford Council HR /recruitment understood the 'social media manager' brief
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We can all say 'we were there' when an incredible new level of 'bodied' happened
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 8:58 PM
We can all say 'we were there' when an incredible new level of 'bodied' happened
Me patiently ignoring emails
February 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Me patiently ignoring emails
Brett is one of the few voices I trust in this crazy world
Gallup To End Presidential Approval Polling After Almost 90 Years https://theonion.com/gallup-to-end-presidential-approval-polling-after-almost-90-years/
February 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Brett is one of the few voices I trust in this crazy world
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
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The Left Won't Embrace Explicitly and Overtly Fascist Technology That Destroys the Water and the Air and Our Very Minds for the Profit of the Worst Most Fascist People Alive and Other Core Definitions of What It Means to be on the Left
February 18, 2026 at 10:46 AM
The Left Won't Embrace Explicitly and Overtly Fascist Technology That Destroys the Water and the Air and Our Very Minds for the Profit of the Worst Most Fascist People Alive and Other Core Definitions of What It Means to be on the Left
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Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
video rental boots and stegasaurus bag, nice work maison mihara yasuhiro
February 18, 2026 at 11:04 AM
video rental boots and stegasaurus bag, nice work maison mihara yasuhiro
The Singers on Netflix is a great short film
February 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The Singers on Netflix is a great short film
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
Rogue catches me out nearly every time
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Rogue catches me out nearly every time
Caught in a Best in Show Google Glitch
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Caught in a Best in Show Google Glitch
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In Chicago, when it gets too hot, coyotes have twice tried to cool off inside a store by the open-air fridges.
Whenever i go to buy some lettuce, i hope to see one
The first is 2007. Second is 2025
Whenever i go to buy some lettuce, i hope to see one
The first is 2007. Second is 2025
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
In Chicago, when it gets too hot, coyotes have twice tried to cool off inside a store by the open-air fridges.
Whenever i go to buy some lettuce, i hope to see one
The first is 2007. Second is 2025
Whenever i go to buy some lettuce, i hope to see one
The first is 2007. Second is 2025
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In the New Statesman this morning, I tackle an odd subgenre of Epstein coverage that's become more and more prevalent: breathless warnings that we're on a slippery slope to mob rule when we ask awkward questions of the world's most powerful people.
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
Don't email a paedophile
It's a slippery slope!
www.newstatesman.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:17 AM
In the New Statesman this morning, I tackle an odd subgenre of Epstein coverage that's become more and more prevalent: breathless warnings that we're on a slippery slope to mob rule when we ask awkward questions of the world's most powerful people.
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2026...
soundcloud.com/user-2022863... Country Math Rock? Nice Monday listen whilst the sun is shining
Chuquimamani-Condori - Precious Memories 021225
Chuquimamani-Condori returns to NTS: https://www.nts.live/shows/guests/episodes/chuquimamani-condori-2nd-december-2025
soundcloud.com
February 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
soundcloud.com/user-2022863... Country Math Rock? Nice Monday listen whilst the sun is shining
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If you've ever had questions about prison abolition, you should really check this one out! It was absolutely MIND BLOWING having @leftistlawyer.com on to talk about it!
This week we finally tackle the question of what prison abolition is and whether it would actually work with the help of Sheryl Weikal @leftistlawyer.com! But first, Corrigan tells the story behind the legend of John Henry and how it ties into the prison industrial complex.
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February 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
If you've ever had questions about prison abolition, you should really check this one out! It was absolutely MIND BLOWING having @leftistlawyer.com on to talk about it!
Your dad listens to the beeped version of This American Life
February 15, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Your dad listens to the beeped version of This American Life
One weird trick
UK private jet deportation flight cancelled after man swallows vape battery
UK private jet deportation flight cancelled after man swallows vape battery
Egyptian with history of disruptive behaviour was taken to hospital and then returned to detention
A Home Office private deportation flight for one man had to be cancelled on Thursday morning after he was able to swallow a lithium vape battery shortly before being taken to the plane.
Officials are now investigating the circumstances around the incident. The man, an Egyptian foreign national offender with a history of being disruptive during removal attempts, was due to take a flight from the UK via Albania to Egypt. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
One weird trick
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Another top night with Mogwai yesterday, and this time it was Valentine's ♥️
I think that "Satan" closer was maybe the best I've ever experienced. Thank you for coming to Birmingham @mogwai.scot
I think that "Satan" closer was maybe the best I've ever experienced. Thank you for coming to Birmingham @mogwai.scot
February 15, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Another top night with Mogwai yesterday, and this time it was Valentine's ♥️
I think that "Satan" closer was maybe the best I've ever experienced. Thank you for coming to Birmingham @mogwai.scot
I think that "Satan" closer was maybe the best I've ever experienced. Thank you for coming to Birmingham @mogwai.scot
Olympics didn’t allow Ukrainian memorial helmet because politics but did allow USA to wear a Venom one. Real egg on their faces when they fully comprehend the Symbiote Galactic War
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Olympics didn’t allow Ukrainian memorial helmet because politics but did allow USA to wear a Venom one. Real egg on their faces when they fully comprehend the Symbiote Galactic War
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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guys I've got the name for that new super boombox. we will sell twenty million of them. put down that down payment on the yacht now, we don't have to be modest here. the Ratecaputer is gonna take us all to the stars, baby, to the stars
In the 70s, Sharp had a series of "Latte case" boomboxes; as the line went on, more and more got put into it, like TVs. One of the last in the line was the RatecaPuter - a latte-case boombox with a 2KB computer that could run SHARP Basic programs off of the built in tape deck.
February 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
guys I've got the name for that new super boombox. we will sell twenty million of them. put down that down payment on the yacht now, we don't have to be modest here. the Ratecaputer is gonna take us all to the stars, baby, to the stars
Aw man your photos are so good they could be used for local bus adverts
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Aw man your photos are so good they could be used for local bus adverts