richard
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the algorithm has decided to present me with different attractive women doing the snoopy dance so a rare win
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the algorithm has decided to present me with different attractive women doing the snoopy dance so a rare win
bit late on this one but Grapes of Wrath is a fucking banger
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
bit late on this one but Grapes of Wrath is a fucking banger
Wouldn’t wild oats sow themselves
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wouldn’t wild oats sow themselves
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I work in same building as a car insurance company and I just walked past someone listening to a TikTok explaining what 3rd party means
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I work in same building as a car insurance company and I just walked past someone listening to a TikTok explaining what 3rd party means
This used to be in the Merry Hill cinema arcade
It rules that they made an arcade game about a dystopian police state that can only be toppled by the revolutionary spirit and dangerous lyrics of the music of Aerosmith. 1984 is solved by Love in an Elevator.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This used to be in the Merry Hill cinema arcade
they’re called sinuses T, an air-filled cavity in the skull that transports air and mucus and when they fuck up your whole life goes crazy
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
they’re called sinuses T, an air-filled cavity in the skull that transports air and mucus and when they fuck up your whole life goes crazy
In this confusing pub rant I shall expound upon the similarities of Evangelion’s Human Instrumentality Project and Pluribus by Vince Gilligan
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In this confusing pub rant I shall expound upon the similarities of Evangelion’s Human Instrumentality Project and Pluribus by Vince Gilligan
Not many more defining Philip Roth quotes than “I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off”
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not many more defining Philip Roth quotes than “I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off”
I thought Lily Allen was saying pissy pants
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I thought Lily Allen was saying pissy pants
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This app most days.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This app most days.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Yeah I'm into LLMs:
Large
Lasagna
Mouthfulls
Large
Lasagna
Mouthfulls
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Yeah I'm into LLMs:
Large
Lasagna
Mouthfulls
Large
Lasagna
Mouthfulls
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What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
The Battle of Algiers, 1966
Beautifully made, brutal and pragmatic storytelling that feels almost like a documentary sometimes only for the spell to be broken by a jaw dropping poetic set piece
The Battle of Algiers, 1966
Beautifully made, brutal and pragmatic storytelling that feels almost like a documentary sometimes only for the spell to be broken by a jaw dropping poetic set piece
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
What is the best movie not from this year that you’ve seen this year? Bonus points if you say why
The Battle of Algiers, 1966
Beautifully made, brutal and pragmatic storytelling that feels almost like a documentary sometimes only for the spell to be broken by a jaw dropping poetic set piece
The Battle of Algiers, 1966
Beautifully made, brutal and pragmatic storytelling that feels almost like a documentary sometimes only for the spell to be broken by a jaw dropping poetic set piece
Really recommend reading Pynchon if you are straight edge but want to feel stoned
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Really recommend reading Pynchon if you are straight edge but want to feel stoned
Annie Leibovitz just trolling people now I swear
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Annie Leibovitz just trolling people now I swear
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I think I've finally finished this map of US empire, charting US military and CIA foreign interventions since 1900, as well as US military bases and CIA torture black sites.
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think I've finally finished this map of US empire, charting US military and CIA foreign interventions since 1900, as well as US military bases and CIA torture black sites.
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
I know it’s not “politically correct” but I should be allowed to throw a brick through peoples windows who have military grade fireworks in their back garden
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I know it’s not “politically correct” but I should be allowed to throw a brick through peoples windows who have military grade fireworks in their back garden
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