April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
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April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
ยท Nov 22
If you work for ICE, don't call me.
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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Iโm at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
Itโs beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
Itโs beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Iโm at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
Itโs beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
Itโs beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
Commemorating the attempted coup at the Capitol by smoking reefer and watching tentacle porn
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Commemorating the attempted coup at the Capitol by smoking reefer and watching tentacle porn
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Sexual expression is censored because it's powerful.
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Sexual expression is censored because it's powerful.
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
Gretchen, would you believe Iโm a repressed film restorer in 1980s New York? Thanks for that!
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gretchen, would you believe Iโm a repressed film restorer in 1980s New York? Thanks for that!
Thoughts, if any, on Secretary (2002)?
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Thoughts, if any, on Secretary (2002)?
How to Stop Hating Christmas the Moment It's Over
This is actually a hopeful piece
open.substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Same!
โI have no professional interest in people looking at my faceโ is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Same!
The Queen's Gambit: An Emotional Gangbang
Or, what if men wanted women to succeed?
open.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If any of my friends wrote cutsey mea culpa posts about how theyโre just so โembarrassedโ to be married to men, I would ask them to give me back the money I spent going to their weddings.
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If any of my friends wrote cutsey mea culpa posts about how theyโre just so โembarrassedโ to be married to men, I would ask them to give me back the money I spent going to their weddings.
Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. If you can, please consider donating:
www.swopbehindbars.org/programs-and...
www.swopbehindbars.org/programs-and...
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SWOP Behind Bars is a national grassroots social justice network dedicated to the fundamental human rights of sex workers, victims of trafficking, and their communities with a focus on those currently...
www.swopbehindbars.org
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. If you can, please consider donating:
www.swopbehindbars.org/programs-and...
www.swopbehindbars.org/programs-and...
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Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. We remember lives lost and call for safety, dignity, and justice.
Archives can help us understand past sex worker struggles: womenshistorynetwork.org/reading-agai...
#IDEVASW #SexWorkers
Archives can help us understand past sex worker struggles: womenshistorynetwork.org/reading-agai...
#IDEVASW #SexWorkers
Reading against the grain: sex workers lives in a government archive by Vicky Iglikowski-Broad
Reading against the grain: sex workers lives in a government archive Vickyย Iglikowski-Broad Historically, sex workers lives have been medicalised, criminalised and moralised, and this is reflected โฆ
womenshistorynetwork.org
December 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. We remember lives lost and call for safety, dignity, and justice.
Archives can help us understand past sex worker struggles: womenshistorynetwork.org/reading-agai...
#IDEVASW #SexWorkers
Archives can help us understand past sex worker struggles: womenshistorynetwork.org/reading-agai...
#IDEVASW #SexWorkers
Finally, a face reveal. I figure my profileโs better than nothing.
Courtesy of the Library of Congress.
Courtesy of the Library of Congress.
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Finally, a face reveal. I figure my profileโs better than nothing.
Courtesy of the Library of Congress.
Courtesy of the Library of Congress.
Did Don ever really love Betty?
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Did Don ever really love Betty?
Sadly, Batman has never called me, but oh well.
Now on Substack! You might have read this before, but I've spruced it up a bit.
open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...
Now on Substack! You might have read this before, but I've spruced it up a bit.
open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...
A Word About โWhat Are You Wearing?โ
A phone sex operator is bound to hear it sooner or later.
open.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sadly, Batman has never called me, but oh well.
Now on Substack! You might have read this before, but I've spruced it up a bit.
open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...
Now on Substack! You might have read this before, but I've spruced it up a bit.
open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...
"But WHY does Gaston use antlers in all of his decorating?"
-the Disney people, probably
-the Disney people, probably
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action โGastonโ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
"But WHY does Gaston use antlers in all of his decorating?"
-the Disney people, probably
-the Disney people, probably
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Workers should own the means of production and thatโs why I support unrestricted abortion access
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Workers should own the means of production and thatโs why I support unrestricted abortion access
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My mood lately. (I might make into a sticker if y'all want?)
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My mood lately. (I might make into a sticker if y'all want?)
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*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE
*whispers* stop reposting AI images you guys
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE
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Bugs walks into every room like 'i could fuck everyone in here if I chose to'
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Bugs walks into every room like 'i could fuck everyone in here if I chose to'
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โฆ and he SERVED โจ
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
โฆ and he SERVED โจ
Was Dark Shadows pitched as Peyton Place with vampires?
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Was Dark Shadows pitched as Peyton Place with vampires?