April Would.
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April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
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If you work for ICE, don't call me.
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Breaking it down in mom jeans. Love it.
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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I've been doing a lot of writing about how my escalating disability is affecting my self-image and sex life. This was originally posted on my patreon.
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I had to write about this so I could finally stop screaming at my callers about it.

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Fuck "EMPOWERMENT"
Written by a sex worker in a state of rage.
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January 15, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I was angry when I wrote this. And it took a minute.

(Picture: from SfSx, Avory attacking a man with her stiletto).

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Fuck "EMPOWERMENT"
Written by a sex worker in a state of rage.
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January 14, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I think about this picture I took of the Queen’s Gambit board game in 2022 a lot.
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Like ten years ago, my best friend and I were in a bar and hockey was on the TV and she said, “wow, hockey really is the hottest sport.”

If we’d only known what was possible.
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Male to New Yorker / Male to Marisa Tomei
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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“Fuck ICE!” chants & a brass band performing “Which side are you on?” as hundreds march in Manhattan, NYC against ICE and in solidarity with Minneapolis.
January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)

It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Commemorating the attempted coup at the Capitol by smoking reefer and watching tentacle porn
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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Sexual expression is censored because it's powerful.
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Words to grow by. Merry Christmas.

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How to Stop Hating Christmas the Moment It's Over
This is actually a hopeful piece
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December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Same!
“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
December 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's that time again.

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The Queen's Gambit: An Emotional Gangbang
Or, what if men wanted women to succeed?
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December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If any of my friends wrote cutsey mea culpa posts about how they’re just so “embarrassed” to be married to men, I would ask them to give me back the money I spent going to their weddings.
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. We remember lives lost and call for safety, dignity, and justice.

Archives can help us understand past sex worker struggles: womenshistorynetwork.org/reading-agai...

#IDEVASW #SexWorkers
Reading against the grain: sex workers lives in a government archive by Vicky Iglikowski-Broad
Reading against the grain: sex workers lives in a government archive Vicky Iglikowski-Broad Historically, sex workers lives have been medicalised, criminalised and moralised, and this is reflected …
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December 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Finally, a face reveal. I figure my profile’s better than nothing.

Courtesy of the Library of Congress.
December 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM