@apokalypi.bsky.social
you also appear foolish in the eyes of others
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
"reader view" in firefox works a lot of the time too
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
"reader view" in firefox works a lot of the time too
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probably bc it looked sick as hell
January 5, 2026 at 7:16 AM
probably bc it looked sick as hell
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“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
![Tweet by Nico Reznick, AT NicoReznick on 20 June 2025 reads:
“There is a simple test to see if someone should qualify for assisted dying:
If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.
[hashtag] AssistedDyingBill [hashtag] assistedsuicidebill”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3ltsziuodekvpalwz7r6x44c/bafkreifb75ozlukb4tmji3stoy5rigxacp7obmzxfdaljpc4kns252e4uq@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
being a passenger on a suborbital flight should not get you introduced as an "astronaut" for the rest of your life
October 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
being a passenger on a suborbital flight should not get you introduced as an "astronaut" for the rest of your life
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Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just gonna keep tapping the sign*
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦
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There's never "enough" for these people.
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There's never "enough" for these people.
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Patience is a virtue.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
September 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Patience is a virtue.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
knock off that racket and get back to work, Chester A Arthur!
September 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
knock off that racket and get back to work, Chester A Arthur!
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Bye forever, WeTransfer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bye forever, WeTransfer.
RAGE (Retire All Government Employees)
July 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
RAGE (Retire All Government Employees)
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Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
June 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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Luke: Master Yoda, is the dark side more powerful?
Yoda: No, not more powerful. Faster, yes. Stronger, yes. Resurrect the dead and time travel, it can. All jedis defeated it has. Kicked my ass it did. Live alone in hiding on swamp planet, I do.
[Yoda stares in distance, lost in thought]
Yoda: No, not more powerful. Faster, yes. Stronger, yes. Resurrect the dead and time travel, it can. All jedis defeated it has. Kicked my ass it did. Live alone in hiding on swamp planet, I do.
[Yoda stares in distance, lost in thought]
June 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Luke: Master Yoda, is the dark side more powerful?
Yoda: No, not more powerful. Faster, yes. Stronger, yes. Resurrect the dead and time travel, it can. All jedis defeated it has. Kicked my ass it did. Live alone in hiding on swamp planet, I do.
[Yoda stares in distance, lost in thought]
Yoda: No, not more powerful. Faster, yes. Stronger, yes. Resurrect the dead and time travel, it can. All jedis defeated it has. Kicked my ass it did. Live alone in hiding on swamp planet, I do.
[Yoda stares in distance, lost in thought]
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
Why isn’t anyone doing anything about all the problems? We’re living in a time with super computers and underwater sea stations and million-dollar laboratories. And still, everyday when I watch the TV...
theonion.com
May 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
May 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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***GIVEAWAY***
We want as many people as possible to be able to experience the incredible films found inside our Treasures of Soviet Animation VOLUME 1, so we are giving away a copy of our newest Limited Deluxe Edition to one lucky winner!
We want as many people as possible to be able to experience the incredible films found inside our Treasures of Soviet Animation VOLUME 1, so we are giving away a copy of our newest Limited Deluxe Edition to one lucky winner!
May 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
***GIVEAWAY***
We want as many people as possible to be able to experience the incredible films found inside our Treasures of Soviet Animation VOLUME 1, so we are giving away a copy of our newest Limited Deluxe Edition to one lucky winner!
We want as many people as possible to be able to experience the incredible films found inside our Treasures of Soviet Animation VOLUME 1, so we are giving away a copy of our newest Limited Deluxe Edition to one lucky winner!
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So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.
The 19 richest U.S. households saw a $1 trillion wealth increase in 2024, a rise that exceeds the size of Switzerland’s economy.
These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.
If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.
If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
April 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.
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everyone else who has made George Lucas money did so through acts of unfathomable cruelty and he did it by having unerring faith that the merchandising rights to Glupp Shitto would be worth far more than cash up front
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
everyone else who has made George Lucas money did so through acts of unfathomable cruelty and he did it by having unerring faith that the merchandising rights to Glupp Shitto would be worth far more than cash up front
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who up chasin time
March 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
who up chasin time
and it can't even do normal truck things right. like a fortress built somewhere with no strategic value.
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
and it can't even do normal truck things right. like a fortress built somewhere with no strategic value.