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antlermagick.bsky.social
Sorrell / Kitt
@antlermagick.bsky.social
Unabashed leftist deer thing, 26, living the good life at the seaside. Black coffee is my lifeblood. Talk to me about music!

https://www.last.fm/user/antlermagick
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just found out BMI was developed solely around cis white male bodies, so feeling incredibly redeemed that it doesn’t account for these massive HONKERS
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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"stop sexualizing my trauma" im sexualizing my OWN trauma actually who the fuck are you
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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shoutout to tumblr user kleinergeist for this post which is going straight into my powerpoint for Grendel day in my monster class this week
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Regulators: Tobacco companies must stop marketing their vapes to kids!

Tobacco Companies: We are not doing that, adults like bright colors and cool flavors too.

Tobacco Marketers:
September 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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electricians are here today and the guy was talking to my cutout for a few seconds then goes "WOAH!" and realizes im in another room. gonna throw up.
Forgot to hide the life-size cutout of myself before the plumber got here. A genuinely devastating turn of events.
December 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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rip pope francis you would've loved the new gta6 trailer
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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“Look, your Holiness, I know you’re a bit under the weather, but I’ve got a question for you:”
If wine is the blood of Christ then what's milk?
March 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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March 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
hamdogs and hotburgers
March 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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I went to high school with this girl who SWORE Steve Irwin was her uncle. She was one of those people who constantly lied about random stuff. The day after Steve Irwin died she came to school with such fear in her eyes. People would try to talk to her and she’d Naruto run in the opposite direction
February 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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i put him in my car i hope seeing him jumpscares someone
November 29, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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The universe speaks in mysterious ways.
February 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This one's on my mind too
youtu.be/X6Fvh8GyCUQ
Twin Dummy
YouTube video by Voivod - Topic
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January 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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My fav photo of me
October 7, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Feel like listening to my favourite Stump song today

youtu.be/iLyI2hTlNqo
Stump - Our Fathers
YouTube video by Mana
youtu.be
January 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Chess Zoo xkcd.com/3036
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I just accidentally bought the cutest baby cable. Who wants to connect mouths like a futuristic lady and the tramp
January 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.
January 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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not enough people appreciate the fact that we are alive at the same time as this man
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM