Andy Randles
andyrandles.bsky.social
Andy Randles
@andyrandles.bsky.social
SeattleYIMBY lead and aspiring developer (🏗️🏢)
This is *not* written by The Onion
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So glad design review board is mostly on hiatus in Seattle and otherwise returned in by the state. Getting ptsd looking at what’s going on with our neighbors to the north.
A scathing introduction by city staff allowed the Urban Design Panel to quickly tear apart this student housing building planned a block away from the new Broadway #SkyTrain station. They blasted it as a negative fit for Mount Pleasant, & the immediate area. #Vancouver #VanRe
November 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Today, the mayor of Baltimore signed a bill to eliminate parking minimums. Where is leadership in Seattle and WA? Why are we routinely lapped by muni's with real Space Needle Thinking™️?

This is such an easy win and shows our electeds don't care about the environment or making things cheaper.
Shreveport, Louisiana outlawed parking minimums this week. Meanwhile, Seattle and Washington state leaders fiddle around with ~just the right amount~ and pretend to be “climate leaders”. What are we even doing? We’re getting lapped by Shreveport!
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Shreveport, Louisiana outlawed parking minimums this week. Meanwhile, Seattle and Washington state leaders fiddle around with ~just the right amount~ and pretend to be “climate leaders”. What are we even doing? We’re getting lapped by Shreveport!
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why does anyone expect brand new housing to be affordable? Brand new cars aren’t, brand new furniture isn’t. Nothing brand new is more affordable than a used equivalent product. It’s madness to treat one singular product like manufacturers can somehow make it affordable.
Real grim stuff from a nonprofit staff attorney and former UCSD urban studies lecturer
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can't wait to see a developer replace a removed tree with one in the ROW and then also not build any new parking 😂
A budget amendment from Alexis Mercedes Rinck asks the Office of Sustainability and the Environment to study the replacement of on-street parking spaces with trees.
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Similarly, I've had two homeowners (in Seattle) reach out to me in the last month asking for updated valuations for their homes citing the impending comp plan update and an expectation that their homes would be worth more. Homeowners are more aware of these updates than we might think!
Someone mentioned in front of me today (not knowing my involvement in the housing space) that they have gotten multiple unsolicited all-cash (above Zestimate) offers on their house since SB-79 passed
October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
What is even the purpose of SEPA if a 594-stall parking garage is able to receive a "determination of non-significance"
www.djc.com/news/ae/1217...
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Something that really frustrates me about this conversation is that urbanists constantly beat the drum on safety (accurately, FWIW - transit is very safe), but fail to miss the point that security like this makes many people feel safer and likely boosts ridership. Feeling safe is just as important..
Buses, unlike rail, are diffuse. There are 100s of them operating across the county from early in the morning until late at night. So it would be nice to have some evidence that distributing a couple hundred security guards across the system makes people "safer" before investing additional millions.
October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Parks N Rec was a documentary, not a mockumentary
Of course - the questions were about whether the future bricks will be real or thin (facade) bricks. There was also talk about pavement quality, concrete, and whether "pictures of produce"
would be allowed in windows.
October 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
How soon until @wilsonkatieb.bsky.social is mayor and we can get a new head of SDOT?
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reposted by Andy Randles
Kimmel: Brendan Carr is the most embarrassing Carr the Republican have embraced since the cybertruck
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Photo from Seattle's ID, circa 1940's. Look how wide our sidewalks used to be. That same sidewalk is now about half the original width, plus it shares much of it's space with street trees. Ouch. But at least we 2 vehicle lanes running in either direction 🥴
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Seattle should adopt similar legislation. Imagine mini-towers like this all around Cal Anderson, Volunteer Park, Genesee, Mount Baker Park, Discovery, Magnuson, Interlaken, the Arboretum, etc.
Bike / Park Oriented Development (BPOD?) !

A motion from OneCity councilor @lucymaloney.bsky.social aims to end the apartment ban next to bike streets and parks!

We need liveable density on quiet leafy streets. Don’t like arterial density? Want alternatives to towers?

Speak in support sept 17
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m starting school at UW in a few weeks and mapped out my class rooms today
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
September 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's really disappointing that just two months ago Katie posted this thread on city-owned grocery stores, and today calls Kroger greedy for closing the Lake City FM (Kroger net profit was 1.4% in 2023). Who would want to open a biz in a city where leaders are calling owners greedy on a 1.4% margin?
I’m sympathetic to the municipal grocery store idea and certainly open to it. But I don’t think we can assume this is an easy solution to high prices or food deserts. 🧵
@wilsonkatieb.bsky.social, ideas to keep an eye on, would be stoked to see this as part of your current/future platform. Maybe even with partnerships with co-ops like Central Co-op if the city needs a boost? newrepublic.com/article/1930...
August 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If we build enough housing we don't need rent control. We don't get enough housing if we have rent control. We don't get to affordable housing with rent control, if we did SF and NYC would be the most affordable cities in America.
August 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Does anyone here know why the Pioneer Square light rail station’s speakers are at rock-concert volume levels? They’re uniquely loud for the network and I can’t figure out why.
August 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Genuinely so excited for a @wilsonkatieb.bsky.social administration
The city still hasn't even provided any explanation for dropping the remaining speed cushions on Lake Washington Boulevard. Parks said they'd get back to me, and just didn't.
The Parks Department has lost all trust that they are capable of handling safety on Lake Washington Blvd with the seriousness and urgency needed and should hand the project over to SDOT at this point. The Board of Park Commissioners may want to look into how the Department blew this so badly.
August 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Come join @seattleyimby.bsky.social for our monthly happy hour! We'll be discussing the proposed amendments to the comp plan + the upcoming elections! RSVP in comments.
August 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ozempic Field
What brands do you think will get naming rights to LA’s Olympic venues, wrong answers only
LA28 has gotten permission from the IOC to sell naming rights for venues.

What if a local fossil fuel company wants to shell out the big bucks for an LA-owned property? Do we get final approval over renaming the city's convention center the Chevron Convention Center for the summer?
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Despite the predictably bad headline, the comments on this post were actually a lot more pro bus lane than I was expecting! Advocacy works!
August 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Waymo can’t come soon enough
how many 🚘 crashes did Chicago average *per day* last week?

A) 321
B) 302
C) 284
D) 245
August 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Reposted by Andy Randles
August 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM