Andrew Hager
andrewhager.bsky.social
Andrew Hager
@andrewhager.bsky.social
Author, ALL-AMERICAN DOGS: A HISTORY OF PRESIDENTIAL PETS FROM EVERY ERA. Film lover. Legally blind. He/him.
RAGING BULL
TAXI DRIVER
THE WOLF OF WALL STEEET
THE KING OF COMEDY
GOODFELLAS
oh okay.

THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
SILENCE
TAXI DRIVER
CASINO
MEAN STREETS

(those last two have come on really strong for me these last few years)
TAXI DRIVER
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
RAGING BULL
THE AGE OF INNOCENCE
THE IRISHMAN

Might put KUNDUN sixth!
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Top 5 movie genres

inebriated guy in bathrobe has adventures

multiple intertwined storylines about unrelated characters

campy comedy

cursing and killing

Paranoid political epic
Top 5 movie genres:

Masculinity is a prison
Fucked-up parents with lots of books
It’s a documentary… or is it
Toxic couple with amazing sex life
Blue aliens befriend space whales
Top 5 movie genres are:

heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Celebrating Ann Reinking on her birthday with this astonishing Jack Mitchell photo. Annie was elegant, intelligent, hilarious, bawdy, ferocious, silly, empathetic, and deep as the ocean. 💔💜
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Roy Scheider with Bob Fosse on the set of All That Jazz, 1979

The still photographer on the set was Josh Weiner.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I really had a good time watching FUCKTOYS. Annapurna Sriram is so good as writer/director/star that I hope someone cuts her a big check for her next project.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:

“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Eat Fresh, motherfuckers
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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If I didn't live in California I'd move to Illinois.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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cracking open a gatorade because i libbed out too hard last night
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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New York City's now got a mayor-elect who just quoted Eugene V. Debs within the first few words of his very first speech after winning the election
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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If this was a movie this would be the part where the hero punches out the fake friend at the end of the movie (like Bonnie Bedelia walloping William Atherton on behalf of her husband at the end of DIE HARD)
Schumer congratulates Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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a timely political obit from yours truly 🫡 slate.com/news-and-pol...
Goodbye and Good Riddance, Andrew Cuomo
The former governor lost the NYC mayoral race after an attempted comeback—but New Yorkers weren’t fooled.
slate.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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We win because our organizing is tied to our neighbors and not dependent on one candidate.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Let it be so
Cheney kicking the bucket feels like it’s course corrected our timeline.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Fuck this fucking coward, I hope he gets crushed in a primary by a Palestinian bodega owner from Bay Ridge
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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That AI video Trump posted of himself flying around wearing a fancy-boy crown and dumping tons of shit on the American people is the most accurate depiction of his presidency we’ve yet seen. Gotta give the man credit for understanding himself and his effect on the citizenry.
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM