Andrew Hager
andrewhager.bsky.social
Andrew Hager
@andrewhager.bsky.social
Author, ALL-AMERICAN DOGS: A HISTORY OF PRESIDENTIAL PETS FROM EVERY ERA. Film lover. Legally blind. He/him.
I don’t believe in a ketchup mandate. Ever. But a little hot sauce on the steak and eggs? Sure.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You could also cauterize the wound with a glowing-hot bit of metal just to be sure.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Roy Scheider with Bob Fosse on the set of All That Jazz, 1979

The still photographer on the set was Josh Weiner.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“You wanna watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, buddy?”

“Not tonight. I’m too concerned about the economic implications of tariff policy. Can I stay up past eight to write a position paper, daddy?”
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Five year olds are more astute now than when I had one in the house a decade ago, I guess?
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Maybe that would make sense? It is the annual “salute to service game.“ Still, weird as hell.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What the fuck is even going on? Why is he reading the oath of office at a football game?
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And it doesn’t spoon feed the audience. It takes its time getting to the premise. But not in a boring, padded way that so many shows do.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Yeah, I’m not buying the conspiracy thing. They would have accidentally leaked the plans by including the wrong Stephen Miller on the WhatsApp chat or something equally dumb.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I love Criterion, but as a blind guy I do wish they would include descriptive audio (and English dubs of non-English) when thise audio tracks are available. Both on the Channel and on disc.

Bummer about Nashville and captions, as Tomlin’s kids are one of the things I love about the film.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You probably have to bring in that spiritual list from POLTERGEIST to clear the place out first.
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can I be a rapscallion?
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Spacek, Sheen, and Malick all still available.
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM