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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
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My cartoon in The Oldie
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 PM
My cartoon in The Oldie
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January 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me cleaning up your lies
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Me cleaning up your lies
Inbox: "I hope this email finds you well"
Me:
Me:
December 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Inbox: "I hope this email finds you well"
Me:
Me:
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Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
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Robot sandwich-makers
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Robot sandwich-makers
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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can bad prose be sexually transmitted
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
can bad prose be sexually transmitted
My moment has come
www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
It’s Cool to Have No Followers Now
As social media has become older, more manipulable, and more automated by artificial intelligence, flouting online popularity has gained a new cachet.
www.newyorker.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My moment has come
www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
www.newyorker.com/culture/infi...
AI art === Robot shit
Seeing more and more people using "AI" "art" for their blog posts and podcasts and it's so horrible.
Why would you advertise and adorn your hard work with reeking robot shit?
Why would you advertise and adorn your hard work with reeking robot shit?
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
AI art === Robot shit
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I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
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I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.
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"move fast and break things" works great until you realize the things they're breaking are:
- Democracy
- Mental health
- Privacy
- Labor markets
- The concept of truth itself
But hey, I can order Doordash from ChatGPT, so...
- Democracy
- Mental health
- Privacy
- Labor markets
- The concept of truth itself
But hey, I can order Doordash from ChatGPT, so...
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"move fast and break things" works great until you realize the things they're breaking are:
- Democracy
- Mental health
- Privacy
- Labor markets
- The concept of truth itself
But hey, I can order Doordash from ChatGPT, so...
- Democracy
- Mental health
- Privacy
- Labor markets
- The concept of truth itself
But hey, I can order Doordash from ChatGPT, so...
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Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was
One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was
One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
My new band name: Waveform Collapse
Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My new band name: Waveform Collapse
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the trouble with the internet is that it gives you access to a constant stream of people who are wrong
September 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the trouble with the internet is that it gives you access to a constant stream of people who are wrong
