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Robot sandwich-makers
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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can bad prose be sexually transmitted
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
AI art === Robot shit
Seeing more and more people using "AI" "art" for their blog posts and podcasts and it's so horrible.

Why would you advertise and adorn your hard work with reeking robot shit?
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I've received an 'exclusive' invite to try Nature's new 'research assistant', which will burn down a forest to provide a 'summary of the paper' I'm reading and I have SUCH exciting news for them, that's called an 'abstract' and the actual authors already wrote it for me, no forest-burning required.
October 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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"move fast and break things" works great until you realize the things they're breaking are:

- Democracy
- Mental health
- Privacy
- Labor markets
- The concept of truth itself

But hey, I can order Doordash from ChatGPT, so...
October 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Took my cat to the vet today and asked the people at the front desk what the weirdest pet name they’d ever encountered was

One of them said, immediately, “Well, nothing’s going to beat ‘Cocaine’”
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My new band name: Waveform Collapse
Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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the trouble with the internet is that it gives you access to a constant stream of people who are wrong
September 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
War slam poetry
September 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Garden art
August 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Or a cat doing a Genkidama
August 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My new band name: Suscription cancelled
OpenAI is absolutely fucked. Every time they change something somebody gets mad at them, even the guys who use it to generate Star Trek erotica and draw pictures for their children or whatever
August 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
To argue or not to argue?
July 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm going to charge $5 a month to have your notifications active.
July 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
When will Zohran condemn the final season of Game of Thrones?
July 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM