Andrew Brennan
@andbrnn.bsky.social
writer / artist / Bengals fan
www.andrewbrennan.net
www.andrewbrennan.net
Here's a newsletter I wrote about Space Shuttles and Roman horses
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/space-shuttles-roman-horses-and-ulysses
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/space-shuttles-roman-horses-and-ulysses
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Here's a newsletter I wrote about Space Shuttles and Roman horses
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/space-shuttles-roman-horses-and-ulysses
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/space-shuttles-roman-horses-and-ulysses
Here's a short story I wrote about getting lost in the woods.
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-tooth
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-tooth
February 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Here's a short story I wrote about getting lost in the woods.
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-tooth
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-the-tooth
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Another Olympics, another Frenchman hitting his genitals on a pole
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Another Olympics, another Frenchman hitting his genitals on a pole
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This is some genuinely psycho shit...
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
I wrote a short story about a contentious breakup. I promise it's not autobiographical.
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/ophelia
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/ophelia
Ophelia
A short story about bad break-ups and parting gifts.
blackcanyon.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I wrote a short story about a contentious breakup. I promise it's not autobiographical.
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/ophelia
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/ophelia
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I wrote about underground fires and the haunting beauty of Egon Schiele.
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/underground-fires-and-egon-schiele
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/underground-fires-and-egon-schiele
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I wrote about underground fires and the haunting beauty of Egon Schiele.
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/underground-fires-and-egon-schiele
https://allegedlybeautiful.substack.com/p/underground-fires-and-egon-schiele
The billions of dollars spent so that ICE could terrorize immigrant communities could've been spent on training police officers how to not murder civilians having mental health episodes.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The billions of dollars spent so that ICE could terrorize immigrant communities could've been spent on training police officers how to not murder civilians having mental health episodes.
Trump doesn't want the best skier to win a spot on the U.S. Olympic team. He wants an unqualified skier to make the team because of politics.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Trump doesn't want the best skier to win a spot on the U.S. Olympic team. He wants an unqualified skier to make the team because of politics.
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the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
the halftime show is a master class in joy as resistance
A short story about finding a dead body in your backyard.
https://andrewbrennan.net/black-canyon/pins-and-needles/
https://andrewbrennan.net/black-canyon/pins-and-needles/
Pins and Needles - Andrew Brennan
A story about two men and a dead body.
andrewbrennan.net
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A short story about finding a dead body in your backyard.
https://andrewbrennan.net/black-canyon/pins-and-needles/
https://andrewbrennan.net/black-canyon/pins-and-needles/
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Add this lawyer's name to the list of attorneys due to get suspended or disbarred after working for Trump
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
Failure to Alert Judge to Press Law for Reporter Search Draws Ethical Scrutiny
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Add this lawyer's name to the list of attorneys due to get suspended or disbarred after working for Trump
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
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But he says he only wanted to go to the island to talk with businessmen. It's gonna be wild, right?
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
But he says he only wanted to go to the island to talk with businessmen. It's gonna be wild, right?
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Start the countdown until Trump defiantly re-posts the racist video.
February 6, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Start the countdown until Trump defiantly re-posts the racist video.
The only thing that has changed is that Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller are not currently on TV.
Everything else is the same.
Everything else is the same.
February 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
The only thing that has changed is that Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller are not currently on TV.
Everything else is the same.
Everything else is the same.
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They say “But you LIKED this art when you didn’t know it was AI!” like it’s some kind of gotcha.
We liked the original artist upon whose stolen work the machine was trained. Kindly point us in their direction.
We liked the original artist upon whose stolen work the machine was trained. Kindly point us in their direction.
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
They say “But you LIKED this art when you didn’t know it was AI!” like it’s some kind of gotcha.
We liked the original artist upon whose stolen work the machine was trained. Kindly point us in their direction.
We liked the original artist upon whose stolen work the machine was trained. Kindly point us in their direction.
Here's a short story I wrote about getting lost in the woods.
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-th...
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-th...
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Here's a short story I wrote about getting lost in the woods.
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-th...
blackcanyon.substack.com/p/long-in-th...
I really wouldn't mind if they gave the former Prince Andrew his royal title back. If nothing else to make the headlines more specific.
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I really wouldn't mind if they gave the former Prince Andrew his royal title back. If nothing else to make the headlines more specific.
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
Now that MTV is effectively dead, record companies will make music videos just so they have intro clips for the Grammy nominees once a year.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Now that MTV is effectively dead, record companies will make music videos just so they have intro clips for the Grammy nominees once a year.
Here are the Top Tight End Names for the Super Bowl.
1. Elijah Arroyo (SEA)
2. Hunter Henry (NE)
3. AJ Barner (SEA)
4. Austin Hooper (NE)
5. Eric Saubert (SEA)
6. Nick Kallerup (SEA)
7. CJ Dippre (NE)
1. Elijah Arroyo (SEA)
2. Hunter Henry (NE)
3. AJ Barner (SEA)
4. Austin Hooper (NE)
5. Eric Saubert (SEA)
6. Nick Kallerup (SEA)
7. CJ Dippre (NE)
Apropos of nothing, here is my current ranking of tight end names.
1. Brock Bowers
2. Dalton Kincaid
3. Tucker Kraft
4. Trey McBride
5. Colston Loveland
6. Hunter Henry
7. Brenton Strange
8. Isaiah Likely
9. Cade Otten
10. Evan Engram
1. Brock Bowers
2. Dalton Kincaid
3. Tucker Kraft
4. Trey McBride
5. Colston Loveland
6. Hunter Henry
7. Brenton Strange
8. Isaiah Likely
9. Cade Otten
10. Evan Engram
January 29, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Here are the Top Tight End Names for the Super Bowl.
1. Elijah Arroyo (SEA)
2. Hunter Henry (NE)
3. AJ Barner (SEA)
4. Austin Hooper (NE)
5. Eric Saubert (SEA)
6. Nick Kallerup (SEA)
7. CJ Dippre (NE)
1. Elijah Arroyo (SEA)
2. Hunter Henry (NE)
3. AJ Barner (SEA)
4. Austin Hooper (NE)
5. Eric Saubert (SEA)
6. Nick Kallerup (SEA)
7. CJ Dippre (NE)
You can scorn cis gender people announcing their pronouns, but if you don't think it's funny that He-Man has pronouns you have no sense of humor.
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
You can scorn cis gender people announcing their pronouns, but if you don't think it's funny that He-Man has pronouns you have no sense of humor.