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finally
Best part about the therapy portal I use is it’s EAP, which means it’s generally pretty corporate, which means I am the ONLY non-binary therapist on there in all of MI AND OH, WHICH MEANS, I get all the genderfucks as my clients. I love it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Best part about the therapy portal I use is it’s EAP, which means it’s generally pretty corporate, which means I am the ONLY non-binary therapist on there in all of MI AND OH, WHICH MEANS, I get all the genderfucks as my clients. I love it.
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Every Damn Time...
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Every Damn Time...
I genuinely feel so sad for people who aren’t attracted to men in this moment when we suddenly have Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams, like I’m genuinely upset that they don’t get to feel this
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I genuinely feel so sad for people who aren’t attracted to men in this moment when we suddenly have Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams, like I’m genuinely upset that they don’t get to feel this
How do I add “must have watched Heated Rivalry” to my list of qualifications when searching for my own therapist
January 28, 2026 at 12:24 AM
How do I add “must have watched Heated Rivalry” to my list of qualifications when searching for my own therapist
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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I am confident we can make their morale plummet even more
January 27, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I am confident we can make their morale plummet even more
Cody and I are slowly rewatching Breaking Bad and I was remarking on how surprisingly dated it feels and he reminded me it is EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD so I’m gonna go lie down for a week
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Cody and I are slowly rewatching Breaking Bad and I was remarking on how surprisingly dated it feels and he reminded me it is EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD so I’m gonna go lie down for a week
It’s actually crazy how uninterested I am in watching anything except Heated Rivalry. This has never happened to me before.
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It’s actually crazy how uninterested I am in watching anything except Heated Rivalry. This has never happened to me before.
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need us all to get on the finger biter's level
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
need us all to get on the finger biter's level
Both Michigan senators have full voicemailboxes which I hope is because so many of us are yelling about ICE
January 25, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Both Michigan senators have full voicemailboxes which I hope is because so many of us are yelling about ICE
“It’s too bad you don’t make breast milk. I’d pump it straight into my coffee. We’d save so much money on creamer!” -Cody
January 25, 2026 at 3:31 PM
“It’s too bad you don’t make breast milk. I’d pump it straight into my coffee. We’d save so much money on creamer!” -Cody
“Come kiss me. As though we were heated rivals” -Cody
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“Come kiss me. As though we were heated rivals” -Cody
Spoke too soon 😊
My friends are convincing their therapists to watch Heated Rivalry, meanwhile not one of my clients has even brought it up 😔
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Spoke too soon 😊
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
My friends are convincing their therapists to watch Heated Rivalry, meanwhile not one of my clients has even brought it up 😔
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My friends are convincing their therapists to watch Heated Rivalry, meanwhile not one of my clients has even brought it up 😔
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"get rid of these baby-snatchimg freaks" is so simple and so universally appealing, and our ossified so-called representatives can't even bring themselves to say it
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"get rid of these baby-snatchimg freaks" is so simple and so universally appealing, and our ossified so-called representatives can't even bring themselves to say it
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
only thing blue line i recognize 🫡
Why did he do this
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Why did he do this
Me: Every year with you is a good year. Even when bad things happen it’s good cause it’s with you
Cody: Gayyyyy
Cody: Gayyyyy
January 18, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Me: Every year with you is a good year. Even when bad things happen it’s good cause it’s with you
Cody: Gayyyyy
Cody: Gayyyyy
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Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs. n.pr/45TIwwT
Amid ICE clashes, New Hampshire bishop urges clergy to prepare their wills
The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire told priests protesting ICE to get their wills and affairs in order. Some praise the bishop, while other priests say they never signed up to be martyrs.
n.pr
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Whoa whoa whoa buddy who is this Jesus Christ you’re expecting me to emulate and what exactly did you say happened to him.
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
This is actually THE way to do it
True confession: I am a bookanizer. I read six, sometimes eight books at a time. Sometimes I won’t read one for years before picking it back up again
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
This is actually THE way to do it
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
I am always so so happy when I am able to help out friends by providing needed childcare and afterward I am always so so happy I do not have kids of my own
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I am always so so happy when I am able to help out friends by providing needed childcare and afterward I am always so so happy I do not have kids of my own