Christian Simmers
@xuelder.neocities.org
Tech Warlock
He/Him
GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.
https://xuelder.neocities.org/
He/Him
GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.
https://xuelder.neocities.org/
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Christian Simmers
@xuelder.neocities.org
· Oct 11
I'm an #artist and #gamedev specializing in Narrative Design.
You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org
You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/
You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org
You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/
Age verification? Buddy, I have accounts old enough to drink.
Age verification? I walked when the light said WALK and didn't walk when it said DON'T WALK.
Age verification? I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil.
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Age verification? Buddy, I have accounts old enough to drink.
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Calling my shot, the inevitable Harry Potter Magic the Gathering set is gonna cause an actual schism.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Calling my shot, the inevitable Harry Potter Magic the Gathering set is gonna cause an actual schism.
Was talking to a friend about picking up the guitar again and he warned me to stay away from classes, cause they only seem to cater to teenagers or retirees. Like, what happened to mid life crisis dads?
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Was talking to a friend about picking up the guitar again and he warned me to stay away from classes, cause they only seem to cater to teenagers or retirees. Like, what happened to mid life crisis dads?
I know an old friend of my father who has been getting some work lately "de-smarting" cars, especially for super and muscle cars.
February 10, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I know an old friend of my father who has been getting some work lately "de-smarting" cars, especially for super and muscle cars.
See, this really interferes with my retirement plan (flying my biplane into a barn upside down like the cool crazy great uncles in Second Hand Lions).
February 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
See, this really interferes with my retirement plan (flying my biplane into a barn upside down like the cool crazy great uncles in Second Hand Lions).
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New on Medium: I deconstruct the claim that authors who don't use AI will be "left behind."
Spoilers: It's nonsense.
medium.com/@gwenckatz/d...
Spoilers: It's nonsense.
medium.com/@gwenckatz/d...
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
New on Medium: I deconstruct the claim that authors who don't use AI will be "left behind."
Spoilers: It's nonsense.
medium.com/@gwenckatz/d...
Spoilers: It's nonsense.
medium.com/@gwenckatz/d...
Was listening to BtB and how the Saudi Royal Family keeps all their Upper Class Princes and Nobles employed, and I am coming up with anything non superficial on a real difference between their spoils system and how crony capitalism/oligarchy works.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Was listening to BtB and how the Saudi Royal Family keeps all their Upper Class Princes and Nobles employed, and I am coming up with anything non superficial on a real difference between their spoils system and how crony capitalism/oligarchy works.
Oh no, YOUR BONEITIS!
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Oh no, YOUR BONEITIS!
I think that is one of the ways they say you can not upload ID (cause you need a CC to buy it and you have to be 18+ to get one...)
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I think that is one of the ways they say you can not upload ID (cause you need a CC to buy it and you have to be 18+ to get one...)
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
There are also working adults who can't upload their ID online for regulatory, safety, and/or security reasons.
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
There are also working adults who can't upload their ID online for regulatory, safety, and/or security reasons.
Raise your hand if you work for a company, agency, etc. that expressively forbids uploading your ID on the internet.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Raise your hand if you work for a company, agency, etc. that expressively forbids uploading your ID on the internet.
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Drake "Strength of Schedule" Maye
This guy almost won MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
All I could think of this game was "This guy almost won MVP?"
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
All I could think of this game was "This guy almost won MVP?"
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Century of Kraft Family Humiliation
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Century of Kraft Family Humiliation
Drake "Strength of Schedule" Maye
This guy almost won MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Drake "Strength of Schedule" Maye
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Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Drake's second worst Super Bowl ever
This guy almost won MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This guy almost won MVP?
The Empire is getting that Episode IX treatment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Empire is getting that Episode IX treatment.
WHEN I GO TO THE GARAGE TO GET MORE BEER THATS WHEN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CHOOSE TO SCORE A TD GOD DAMNIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
WHEN I GO TO THE GARAGE TO GET MORE BEER THATS WHEN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CHOOSE TO SCORE A TD GOD DAMNIT
Pokemon 30 anniversary commercial: JFC I'm old.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Pokemon 30 anniversary commercial: JFC I'm old.
Still the sardine can of the sky.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Still the sardine can of the sky.