Mark “The Hammer” Colemans Sing
@amplevigour.bsky.social
Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”
Pinned
My kids: Hey dad how we do [literally any normal sport]
Me: Fuck, uh, um, well,
My kids: Hey dad show us how to fight
Me: Fighting is the way of the empty hand. The quintessence of the hand is found in the fist, the thunderbolt of Vajrapani, the weapon affixed to a man's arm by God Himself, perfec
Me: Fuck, uh, um, well,
My kids: Hey dad show us how to fight
Me: Fighting is the way of the empty hand. The quintessence of the hand is found in the fist, the thunderbolt of Vajrapani, the weapon affixed to a man's arm by God Himself, perfec
me, tenting my fingers and leaning over my desk: i’m listening
December 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
me, tenting my fingers and leaning over my desk: i’m listening
ALL I WANNA GET IS
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
ALL I WANNA KNOW IS
CAN YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
ALL I WANNA KNOW IS
CAN YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER
I dont know or really care if this is the official Glory page, but they are uploading a ton of fights. So, for the concussion enthusiasts, here is Sefo vs Hunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJzc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJzc...
Ray Sefo v Mark Hunt | K1
YouTube video by GLORY Fight Fight Fight
www.youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ALL I WANNA GET IS
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
ALL I WANNA KNOW IS
CAN YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER
A LITTLE BIT CLOSER
ALL I WANNA KNOW IS
CAN YOU COME A LITTLE CLOSER
This reminds me that Dan John, a guy who got his start with a website that was 50% throwing advice and 50% Catholic church history, has figuratively (and/or literally) outlived everyone who had more clout than him in 1999.
The thing about the 400lb Man Club in bodybuilding and strength sports is that almost every member has already passed away
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This reminds me that Dan John, a guy who got his start with a website that was 50% throwing advice and 50% Catholic church history, has figuratively (and/or literally) outlived everyone who had more clout than him in 1999.
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"There's nothing to do but violence and set up the yurt taking up our entire living room"
December 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"There's nothing to do but violence and set up the yurt taking up our entire living room"
Dude this sofrito smells so good I’m about to eat it straight from the pan
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Dude this sofrito smells so good I’m about to eat it straight from the pan
they’re playing drake at the grocery store, he’s finished
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
they’re playing drake at the grocery store, he’s finished
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as I like to point out from time to time, the impeccably woke gaming forum I posted on for a while produced more confirmed sex criminals than DVDVR, plus googleshng, a guy who had to call off his plans to stalk zoe quinn's book tour when he couldn't muster the train fare.
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
as I like to point out from time to time, the impeccably woke gaming forum I posted on for a while produced more confirmed sex criminals than DVDVR, plus googleshng, a guy who had to call off his plans to stalk zoe quinn's book tour when he couldn't muster the train fare.
Two kinds of Americans:
1. People who think they know poverty
2. People who have spent any length of time at all in the Navajo Nation’s interior
1. People who think they know poverty
2. People who have spent any length of time at all in the Navajo Nation’s interior
one of the cool things about living near the mexican border (even near one of the wealthier areas of mexico) is that no one here imagines that the united states side is poor
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Two kinds of Americans:
1. People who think they know poverty
2. People who have spent any length of time at all in the Navajo Nation’s interior
1. People who think they know poverty
2. People who have spent any length of time at all in the Navajo Nation’s interior
Early 4chan was a bunch of college guy SA goons fucking with each other the way college guys fuck with each other. Part of the lineage that ran back through SA, PoE, stileproject, alt.tasteless, and the more questionable/detestable corners of zine culture.
tumblr was part of the LJ and E/N lineage
tumblr was part of the LJ and E/N lineage
TBF, the early days of 4chan were not that bad. I mean they WERE bad but almost everyplace was bad and loaded with edgelords at that point and it took awhile for things to go from "This is a bit wilder than a normal internet form' to 'oh god OH GOD'
December 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Early 4chan was a bunch of college guy SA goons fucking with each other the way college guys fuck with each other. Part of the lineage that ran back through SA, PoE, stileproject, alt.tasteless, and the more questionable/detestable corners of zine culture.
tumblr was part of the LJ and E/N lineage
tumblr was part of the LJ and E/N lineage
I TOOK THREE BUMPS
INHALED THEM IN
ON CHRISTMAS DAY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I TOOK THREE BUMPS
INHALED THEM IN
AND SPENT TWELVE HOURS POSTING
INHALED THEM IN
ON CHRISTMAS DAY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I TOOK THREE BUMPS
INHALED THEM IN
AND SPENT TWELVE HOURS POSTING
Emmet Otter's Meth Shack Christmas (1977)
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I TOOK THREE BUMPS
INHALED THEM IN
ON CHRISTMAS DAY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I TOOK THREE BUMPS
INHALED THEM IN
AND SPENT TWELVE HOURS POSTING
INHALED THEM IN
ON CHRISTMAS DAY ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I TOOK THREE BUMPS
INHALED THEM IN
AND SPENT TWELVE HOURS POSTING
Nonzero chance this kills me partway through. Hold my coffee and call my mama
December 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nonzero chance this kills me partway through. Hold my coffee and call my mama
Four sticks of butter make a hell of a pan of cinnamon rolls
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Four sticks of butter make a hell of a pan of cinnamon rolls
Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad. I hope you are resting in peace:
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad. I hope you are resting in peace:
I paid ten bucks to be insulted by troglodytes on a computer forum and my profit on’t is, I know how to curse [laudatory]
I think one of the lessons that the huge success of congestion pricing in NYC is that charging a nominal upfront fee- even one far less the the levellized cost you are paying for elsewhere- is very good at cutting off the bottom 5% of bad behavior that makes things worse for everyone.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I paid ten bucks to be insulted by troglodytes on a computer forum and my profit on’t is, I know how to curse [laudatory]
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“The Constitution of the Roberts Court is not color-blind. It is a Constitution that permits discrimination on the basis of race, but forbids alleviating discrimination on the basis of race.”
Such a good @adamserwer.bsky.social piece.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Such a good @adamserwer.bsky.social piece.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Conservatives Want the Antebellum Constitution Back
The Fourteenth and Fifteenth Amendments are in trouble.
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“The Constitution of the Roberts Court is not color-blind. It is a Constitution that permits discrimination on the basis of race, but forbids alleviating discrimination on the basis of race.”
Such a good @adamserwer.bsky.social piece.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Such a good @adamserwer.bsky.social piece.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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the left created andrew tate (yakub made him in a lab)
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the left created andrew tate (yakub made him in a lab)
My old man used to joke about wishing they’d had these back in his TF116 days
This is a very specific art style instantly recognizable by its depiction of every weapon firing at once.
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My old man used to joke about wishing they’d had these back in his TF116 days
Are we really dredging up three-cuing reading discourse again, because that’s done. Gone. Finito. Muerto.
You people are catastrophizing out of boredom. Find better hobbies!
You people are catastrophizing out of boredom. Find better hobbies!
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Are we really dredging up three-cuing reading discourse again, because that’s done. Gone. Finito. Muerto.
You people are catastrophizing out of boredom. Find better hobbies!
You people are catastrophizing out of boredom. Find better hobbies!
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soulfully telling the guy doordash guy in front of me at the takeout counter that ive always found the noodle to be, the most sensual of grains
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
soulfully telling the guy doordash guy in front of me at the takeout counter that ive always found the noodle to be, the most sensual of grains
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It'll all come true
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It'll all come true
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Reviewed the (great) new book by @themountaingoats.bsky.social for America
Review: the catholic Catholic imagination of John Darnielle & the Mountain Goats
John Darnielle's 'This Year: 365 Songs Annotated' collects lyrics from, and brief reflections on, 365 different Mountain Goats songs. Catholicism saturates his lyrics, which include references to sain...
www.americamagazine.org
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reviewed the (great) new book by @themountaingoats.bsky.social for America
Command me, John Darnielle. I am your man in all things.
in this moment of universal pleasure over the shellacking of Jake Paul I’m finally agreeing to run for office. My platform:
1. return boxing to network tv & basic cable
2. promote lower weight divisions. return to the glory Pipino Cuevas & Danny Lopez days
3. public money for boxing journalism
1. return boxing to network tv & basic cable
2. promote lower weight divisions. return to the glory Pipino Cuevas & Danny Lopez days
3. public money for boxing journalism
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Command me, John Darnielle. I am your man in all things.
fuck it, let’s impeach us a cheeto
I am an "impeach the cheeto" guy
look i'm not an "impeach the cheeto!!!!" guy but if this is in fact what happened I'm not really sure what other political response is more prudent
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
fuck it, let’s impeach us a cheeto
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All men are equal under meritocracy, and so both the investment banker and the guy who cleans the grease traps at the roti joint are free to send their children to mandarin immersion camp over february break
December 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
All men are equal under meritocracy, and so both the investment banker and the guy who cleans the grease traps at the roti joint are free to send their children to mandarin immersion camp over february break