Ample Vigour But A Scary Pun
@amplevigour.bsky.social
Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”
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when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky
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In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
In the astronomically unlikely event that i become a saint I’d like everyone to melt down the microplastics from my body into a gundam, give half the gunpla parts to the Catholic Church and half the gunpla to the Orthodox so that only upon reunion can they have the full 1st class gundam relic
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The benefits of the 50YR mortgage:
(1) Your bank gets to finance themselves against a longer stream of servicing fees.
(2) You are now effectively renting your home as long as you live, but you are responsible for all the upkeep, insurance, and property taxes.
(1) Your bank gets to finance themselves against a longer stream of servicing fees.
(2) You are now effectively renting your home as long as you live, but you are responsible for all the upkeep, insurance, and property taxes.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The benefits of the 50YR mortgage:
(1) Your bank gets to finance themselves against a longer stream of servicing fees.
(2) You are now effectively renting your home as long as you live, but you are responsible for all the upkeep, insurance, and property taxes.
(1) Your bank gets to finance themselves against a longer stream of servicing fees.
(2) You are now effectively renting your home as long as you live, but you are responsible for all the upkeep, insurance, and property taxes.
Back cover pull quotes include
“[Wordless moaning.]”
“Did you see her in that bodysuit?”
“Olivia’s media tab was there for me like no one else after my wife kicked me out.”
“[Wordless moaning.]”
“Did you see her in that bodysuit?”
“Olivia’s media tab was there for me like no one else after my wife kicked me out.”
I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Back cover pull quotes include
“[Wordless moaning.]”
“Did you see her in that bodysuit?”
“Olivia’s media tab was there for me like no one else after my wife kicked me out.”
“[Wordless moaning.]”
“Did you see her in that bodysuit?”
“Olivia’s media tab was there for me like no one else after my wife kicked me out.”
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olivia reeves now has a 500# back squat. does the bar bend like that when it’s on your back? no it does not
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
olivia reeves now has a 500# back squat. does the bar bend like that when it’s on your back? no it does not
“[Outdoorsmen] know that nature is stern, hard, immovable and terrible in unrelenting cruelty. When wintry winds are out and the mercury far below zero, she will allow her most ardent lover to freeze on her snowy breast without waving a leaf in pity”
People who idealize nature have spent little time in it
Nature doesn't hate us, it's indifferent to us
At least until it gets hungry
Nature doesn't hate us, it's indifferent to us
At least until it gets hungry
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“[Outdoorsmen] know that nature is stern, hard, immovable and terrible in unrelenting cruelty. When wintry winds are out and the mercury far below zero, she will allow her most ardent lover to freeze on her snowy breast without waving a leaf in pity”
Will Stancil when someone posts that the economy is worse than ever
a man wearing a mask and a yellow vest is standing in a forest
ALT: a man wearing a mask and a yellow vest is standing in a forest
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Will Stancil when someone posts that the economy is worse than ever
The american dream: private debt service equal to the national income
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November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The american dream: private debt service equal to the national income
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We've been out there for over a decade saying the same thing: the prequels are good
Do you have any idea what we've lost for living our truth
The cost of that courage
And now you think you can hide your bad decisions behind this truth
For Hate's sake, I spit at thee
Do you have any idea what we've lost for living our truth
The cost of that courage
And now you think you can hide your bad decisions behind this truth
For Hate's sake, I spit at thee
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We've been out there for over a decade saying the same thing: the prequels are good
Do you have any idea what we've lost for living our truth
The cost of that courage
And now you think you can hide your bad decisions behind this truth
For Hate's sake, I spit at thee
Do you have any idea what we've lost for living our truth
The cost of that courage
And now you think you can hide your bad decisions behind this truth
For Hate's sake, I spit at thee
Dems in Disarray [Laudatory]
Hakeem is against the deal
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dems in Disarray [Laudatory]
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Every Dem who votes to open the Government on <a promise to negotiate> deserves to be shot into the sun.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Unbelievable to me.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Unbelievable to me.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Every Dem who votes to open the Government on <a promise to negotiate> deserves to be shot into the sun.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Unbelievable to me.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Unbelievable to me.
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Search engines have so much juice
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Search engines have so much juice
smacking my forehead because it’s so obvious
the reason everyone hates bsky’s vibe is because we’ve all forgotten what it’s like to spend all day on forums where we despise 80% of the people we talk to, but would cut off our own leg and roast it to feed one of the other 20%
the reason everyone hates bsky’s vibe is because we’ve all forgotten what it’s like to spend all day on forums where we despise 80% of the people we talk to, but would cut off our own leg and roast it to feed one of the other 20%
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
smacking my forehead because it’s so obvious
the reason everyone hates bsky’s vibe is because we’ve all forgotten what it’s like to spend all day on forums where we despise 80% of the people we talk to, but would cut off our own leg and roast it to feed one of the other 20%
the reason everyone hates bsky’s vibe is because we’ve all forgotten what it’s like to spend all day on forums where we despise 80% of the people we talk to, but would cut off our own leg and roast it to feed one of the other 20%
You know how I know porn use is still taboo among elites?
No commentators pointing out how ‘republican face’ is taken 1:1 from cosmetic procedures used by porn actresses in the 2010s
Am I proud of knowing where it comes from, absolutely not, but I don’t pretend the aesthetic came from nowhere
No commentators pointing out how ‘republican face’ is taken 1:1 from cosmetic procedures used by porn actresses in the 2010s
Am I proud of knowing where it comes from, absolutely not, but I don’t pretend the aesthetic came from nowhere
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You know how I know porn use is still taboo among elites?
No commentators pointing out how ‘republican face’ is taken 1:1 from cosmetic procedures used by porn actresses in the 2010s
Am I proud of knowing where it comes from, absolutely not, but I don’t pretend the aesthetic came from nowhere
No commentators pointing out how ‘republican face’ is taken 1:1 from cosmetic procedures used by porn actresses in the 2010s
Am I proud of knowing where it comes from, absolutely not, but I don’t pretend the aesthetic came from nowhere
thesis: people consume more resources, at a lower marginal cost of labor, than ever before in human history
antithesis: there should be no such thing as poverty
synthesis: pretty please can we talk about anything else, hey i heard ezra klein said something idiotic, let’s get him boys
antithesis: there should be no such thing as poverty
synthesis: pretty please can we talk about anything else, hey i heard ezra klein said something idiotic, let’s get him boys
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
thesis: people consume more resources, at a lower marginal cost of labor, than ever before in human history
antithesis: there should be no such thing as poverty
synthesis: pretty please can we talk about anything else, hey i heard ezra klein said something idiotic, let’s get him boys
antithesis: there should be no such thing as poverty
synthesis: pretty please can we talk about anything else, hey i heard ezra klein said something idiotic, let’s get him boys
ah, prosperity discourse
i grew up on the rez in intolerable conditions (unsafe plumbing, de factor open pit sewer, HVAC that pumped water/CO into the living area) and our standard of living was unrecognizably better than a single generation before (well water, wood stove heating/cooking)
i grew up on the rez in intolerable conditions (unsafe plumbing, de factor open pit sewer, HVAC that pumped water/CO into the living area) and our standard of living was unrecognizably better than a single generation before (well water, wood stove heating/cooking)
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ah, prosperity discourse
i grew up on the rez in intolerable conditions (unsafe plumbing, de factor open pit sewer, HVAC that pumped water/CO into the living area) and our standard of living was unrecognizably better than a single generation before (well water, wood stove heating/cooking)
i grew up on the rez in intolerable conditions (unsafe plumbing, de factor open pit sewer, HVAC that pumped water/CO into the living area) and our standard of living was unrecognizably better than a single generation before (well water, wood stove heating/cooking)
I was going to say “I would simply be normal about someone else’s wife” but I will never be normal about anything and i repent of that lie
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I was going to say “I would simply be normal about someone else’s wife” but I will never be normal about anything and i repent of that lie
just took a 3 hour nap, most extravagant of the dadnaps
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
just took a 3 hour nap, most extravagant of the dadnaps
The burning never stops hurting [hopeful]
People should fear hell more than they do
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The burning never stops hurting [hopeful]
People should fear hell more than they do
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People should fear hell more than they do
Cracking open the data room to “My Name is Willie (Drift Phonk Mix).ogg”
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Cracking open the data room to “My Name is Willie (Drift Phonk Mix).ogg”
Dutch Schaefer, the quintessence of the Final Girl, is far less interesting than the rainbow coalition of warrior-monk mercenaries around him
This is the bedrock of Predator’s greatness
This is the bedrock of Predator’s greatness
Predator, which features two Black men, a Latino, an American Indian, and a Gr–k, was a vision of egalitarianism that Americans were too cowardly to embrace
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Dutch Schaefer, the quintessence of the Final Girl, is far less interesting than the rainbow coalition of warrior-monk mercenaries around him
This is the bedrock of Predator’s greatness
This is the bedrock of Predator’s greatness
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HELEN ANDREWS
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
HELEN ANDREWS
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Now is the time for EA to act with courage and rerelease the greatest game of all time
November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Now is the time for EA to act with courage and rerelease the greatest game of all time