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Well you know it's bullshit because Republicans are excited about arresting someone for having guns
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Well you know it's bullshit because Republicans are excited about arresting someone for having guns
So is lil Marco gonna be the new Venezuelan President
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
So is lil Marco gonna be the new Venezuelan President
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im not joking, i think a huge reason theyre doing this is bc in their minds war is masculine and penis and being against war is feminine and vagina
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 PM
im not joking, i think a huge reason theyre doing this is bc in their minds war is masculine and penis and being against war is feminine and vagina
IU kicking ass and taking names (in the transfer portal)
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
IU kicking ass and taking names (in the transfer portal)
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My mom: Why are there only white kids in the IU marching band?
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My mom: Why are there only white kids in the IU marching band?
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
I am done with this platform in 2026, the insufferable Pod Save guys were right; it's just libs fighting ultra-libs and no one ever says anything genuinely funny
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I am done with this platform in 2026, the insufferable Pod Save guys were right; it's just libs fighting ultra-libs and no one ever says anything genuinely funny
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Bob Kafka was an organizer with ADAPT (American Disabled for Attendant Programs Today), a group which advocates for policy change to support people with disabilities. n.pr/4pWshr5
Disability rights advocate Bob Kafka dead at 79
Bob Kafka was an organizer with ADAPT (American Disabled for Attendant Programs Today), a group which advocates for policy change to support people with disabilities.
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Bob Kafka was an organizer with ADAPT (American Disabled for Attendant Programs Today), a group which advocates for policy change to support people with disabilities. n.pr/4pWshr5
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Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Biden was the kind of old where you take away the car keys. Trump is the kind of old where you don't let him near the grandchildren
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Trump sounds like a maniac at some sort of demented open mic
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Trump sounds like a maniac at some sort of demented open mic
What is actually happening right now? Maybe he'll just talk himself into a cardiac event live on tv
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What is actually happening right now? Maybe he'll just talk himself into a cardiac event live on tv
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Transgender for everybody
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Transgender for everybody
CLEAN BEAUTIFUL COAL
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
CLEAN BEAUTIFUL COAL
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So are we invading Venezuela or what, I don’t have all day
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So are we invading Venezuela or what, I don’t have all day
Curt Cignetti will most definitely get his own Netflix doc one day
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Curt Cignetti will most definitely get his own Netflix doc one day
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It's December, which means it's time for the annual debate over whether or not Die Hard is a workplace comedy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's December, which means it's time for the annual debate over whether or not Die Hard is a workplace comedy.
I'm sorry I can't talk right now, my co-worker's Gen Z son just named his newborn son Lehman and I was like "Like after the 2008 financial crisis?" You know what, it doesn't even matter
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I'm sorry I can't talk right now, my co-worker's Gen Z son just named his newborn son Lehman and I was like "Like after the 2008 financial crisis?" You know what, it doesn't even matter
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An American elected official with courage enough to say this in the Oval Office is quietly the biggest news out of the meeting
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
An American elected official with courage enough to say this in the Oval Office is quietly the biggest news out of the meeting
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it's obviously not as big a deal as the sex crimes, but none of the these people know how to write a fucking email.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's obviously not as big a deal as the sex crimes, but none of the these people know how to write a fucking email.
If you had told me in January that by November half the White House would be a pile of rubble and millions of people would be losing SNAP right before the holidays and Congress would be MIA and we'd be on the brink of war with South America and Trump would demand $230mil in taxpayer money and
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you had told me in January that by November half the White House would be a pile of rubble and millions of people would be losing SNAP right before the holidays and Congress would be MIA and we'd be on the brink of war with South America and Trump would demand $230mil in taxpayer money and
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Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty says goodbye.
a cat peeking out of a door with the words bye bye written on the bottom
ALT: a cat peeking out of a door with the words bye bye written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty says goodbye.
Drunk guy on public transit as we pass by the Indiana Statehouse (JD Vance is visiting): GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY JD, GO THE HELL AWAY
October 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Drunk guy on public transit as we pass by the Indiana Statehouse (JD Vance is visiting): GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY JD, GO THE HELL AWAY
My Mom died today. I realize I am very fortunate to have had her for my 42 years, but it still fucking sucks. She had health challenges later in life, but she never lost her sense of humor. Oh, and she hated Donald Trump. We lost a good one today.
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My Mom died today. I realize I am very fortunate to have had her for my 42 years, but it still fucking sucks. She had health challenges later in life, but she never lost her sense of humor. Oh, and she hated Donald Trump. We lost a good one today.
Am I right with my instinct that Ollie's (the discount store) is MAGA coded? Their stuff isn't even all that discounted.
September 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Am I right with my instinct that Ollie's (the discount store) is MAGA coded? Their stuff isn't even all that discounted.
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❌ NO: Athlete celebs including Caitlin Clark, Jalen Hurts & Travis Kelce did not donate to the family of slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
❌ NO: Musicians such as Ed Sheeran & Adele did not write tribute songs to Kirk.
⚠️ Many such rumors were created with AI.
🔗 go.newslit.org/CelebRumors
❌ NO: Musicians such as Ed Sheeran & Adele did not write tribute songs to Kirk.
⚠️ Many such rumors were created with AI.
🔗 go.newslit.org/CelebRumors
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
❌ NO: Athlete celebs including Caitlin Clark, Jalen Hurts & Travis Kelce did not donate to the family of slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
❌ NO: Musicians such as Ed Sheeran & Adele did not write tribute songs to Kirk.
⚠️ Many such rumors were created with AI.
🔗 go.newslit.org/CelebRumors
❌ NO: Musicians such as Ed Sheeran & Adele did not write tribute songs to Kirk.
⚠️ Many such rumors were created with AI.
🔗 go.newslit.org/CelebRumors
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One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.
September 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One pretty foolproof way to know your government is fascist is when your government tries to punish you for calling it fascist.