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@amelioratrix.bsky.social
Colourful cheerful witch.
The dissonance of Black Friday sales in Australia: an ad for Amazon's sales that's clearly been lifted straight from America, with weird, unfinished references to Thanksgiving and snow
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The dissonance of Black Friday sales in Australia: an ad for Amazon's sales that's clearly been lifted straight from America, with weird, unfinished references to Thanksgiving and snow
Close enough. Welcome back Anne Boleyn!
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Close enough. Welcome back Anne Boleyn!
I wanted to be a writer, so I went to an information session about doing a Masters of Creative Writing at my uni. There was a session on a Masters of Publishing that night as well, so I went to that and realised it was a potentially more stable career path!
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I wanted to be a writer, so I went to an information session about doing a Masters of Creative Writing at my uni. There was a session on a Masters of Publishing that night as well, so I went to that and realised it was a potentially more stable career path!
I gotta get someone to read this at Ambly's and my 20th anniversary party
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I gotta get someone to read this at Ambly's and my 20th anniversary party
If you think "everyone's a little bit Autistic", maybe ask yourself why you keep hanging out with Autistic people?
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If you think "everyone's a little bit Autistic", maybe ask yourself why you keep hanging out with Autistic people?
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
Girl dinner, when it's been awhile
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Girl dinner, when it's been awhile
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
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Saw a tweet referring to MTG and immediately thought “Megan Thee Galleon” which is I guess a pirate themed Megan Thee Stallion drag act
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Saw a tweet referring to MTG and immediately thought “Megan Thee Galleon” which is I guess a pirate themed Megan Thee Stallion drag act
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Gritty realist Melbourne Cup party where you win a glue stick if your sweepstakes horse dies #NupToTheCup
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gritty realist Melbourne Cup party where you win a glue stick if your sweepstakes horse dies #NupToTheCup
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Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Performative leftist dude who happily goes to his work’s Melbourne Cup party but insists on calling it the Naarm Cup
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a friend leant me a game console thing and i have learned two things: 1. kirby is great and i love his little game, and 2. i do not care for this mario character.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
a friend leant me a game console thing and i have learned two things: 1. kirby is great and i love his little game, and 2. i do not care for this mario character.
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If you live in a major city, you may have noticed more people wearing bandanas around their neck, as the accessory has made a small comeback. Typically made from cotton, the bandana — distinct from the ascot — has a long history in working class aesthetics, as it serves a practical function.
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If you live in a major city, you may have noticed more people wearing bandanas around their neck, as the accessory has made a small comeback. Typically made from cotton, the bandana — distinct from the ascot — has a long history in working class aesthetics, as it serves a practical function.
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The result: a display inspired by our lush springtime Hallowe'en. It was a rushed effort in the end but something to build on next year. It's storming outside, incidentally.
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
The result: a display inspired by our lush springtime Hallowe'en. It was a rushed effort in the end but something to build on next year. It's storming outside, incidentally.
I ❤️ meeting new people & having the fact that both my parents are 💀 come up & then they say "oh wow, that's a lot of trauma!" & then they look at me like how are you still walking around like a normal person?
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I ❤️ meeting new people & having the fact that both my parents are 💀 come up & then they say "oh wow, that's a lot of trauma!" & then they look at me like how are you still walking around like a normal person?
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
Cause yeah, that's a lot of trauma! How am I still walking around like a normal person??
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when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom
I hope planner organisers know that every time I look at a week-to-an-opening layout and you've given Saturday and Sunday half the space as the other days, I think "gross" and walk away.
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I hope planner organisers know that every time I look at a week-to-an-opening layout and you've given Saturday and Sunday half the space as the other days, I think "gross" and walk away.
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
What kind of hustle-and-grind productivity ghouls are you?
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BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
As I walked down the George St under the plane trees, chants around me interrupted by coughs, I realised urban planners had invented non-lethal anti-protest weapons before the police could
October 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
As I walked down the George St under the plane trees, chants around me interrupted by coughs, I realised urban planners had invented non-lethal anti-protest weapons before the police could
Flowers growing out of skulls. Cottagecore witches.
I'm already obsessed with this idea. If we did for Hallowe'en what we do for Christmas (seasonally adjust), what would that look like?
A sudden thought as I walk past a Hallowe'en display in autumnal colours: does anyone do/has anyone ever seen Hallowe'en done with full embrace of the fact it's late spring? I don't mean the kind that just sticks to pop cultural sorts of tropes.
October 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Flowers growing out of skulls. Cottagecore witches.
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When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When I was your age, searching for a phrase in quotes returned results for that exact phrase
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5 ways YOU can use the torment nexus to maximize your workflow
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
5 ways YOU can use the torment nexus to maximize your workflow
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I think at night all the Skarsgards line up and get inside Stellan like Russian dolls
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I think at night all the Skarsgards line up and get inside Stellan like Russian dolls
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give greta thunberg a gundam
October 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
give greta thunberg a gundam