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@euchrid.bsky.social
Batman guy, GM, secret third thing (adult with a job)
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
Atlas Pissed His Pants and Whined
Let’s check in with people who threatened to leave Zohran Mamdani’s NYC: defector.com/lets-check-i...
Let's Check In With People Who Threatened To Leave Zohran Mamdani's NYC | Defector
When Zohran Mamdani upset Andrew Cuomo to win the New York City Democratic mayoral primary in June, it led to a lot of histrionics. The usual fear tactics against a young Muslim democratic socialist…
defector.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Atlas Pissed His Pants and Whined
No good way to lower your standing desk on a video call. Either you stand until it's done and everyone has to look at your crotch, or you sit first and spent 10 seconds looking like fucking Noddy.
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
No good way to lower your standing desk on a video call. Either you stand until it's done and everyone has to look at your crotch, or you sit first and spent 10 seconds looking like fucking Noddy.
jingle bells - no problem here
batman smells - I'm willing to grant this possibility
robin laid an egg - now here we get into trouble
batman smells - I'm willing to grant this possibility
robin laid an egg - now here we get into trouble
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
jingle bells - no problem here
batman smells - I'm willing to grant this possibility
robin laid an egg - now here we get into trouble
batman smells - I'm willing to grant this possibility
robin laid an egg - now here we get into trouble
This guy is a hero
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This guy is a hero
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rawdogging a movie by not playing a game at the same time
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
rawdogging a movie by not playing a game at the same time
My toxic trait is that I think I'd be fine in the silent room that drives people insane
November 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My toxic trait is that I think I'd be fine in the silent room that drives people insane
have we decided which emoji tells people you're joking but doesn't make you look psychotic
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
have we decided which emoji tells people you're joking but doesn't make you look psychotic
Celebrated Halloween with two beers and The Thing on the big screen. Perfection.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Celebrated Halloween with two beers and The Thing on the big screen. Perfection.
when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when Tom Holland and Zendaya get married, he should take her last name and become Tom
crucially, both services are more expensive than being on your mate's plex, and only slightly less annoying to set up
HBO Max is upping it's price to $18.49 per month, which is now more expensive than Netflix's base price of $17.99 per month.
Do you think the HBO Max library is worth that price? bit.ly/4hlI4fv
Do you think the HBO Max library is worth that price? bit.ly/4hlI4fv
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
crucially, both services are more expensive than being on your mate's plex, and only slightly less annoying to set up
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SHIVA BABY (2020, dir. Emma Seligman)
Sorry about my behavior at the wake
I was just really horny
I was just really horny
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
SHIVA BABY (2020, dir. Emma Seligman)
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>looking for a new homebrew d&d game
>ask the DM if the setting is “no magic” or “too much magic”
>he doesn’t understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining the difference
>he laughs and says “it’s a good system, ma’am”
>I join the party
>it’s “no magic”
>ask the DM if the setting is “no magic” or “too much magic”
>he doesn’t understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining the difference
>he laughs and says “it’s a good system, ma’am”
>I join the party
>it’s “no magic”
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
>looking for a new homebrew d&d game
>ask the DM if the setting is “no magic” or “too much magic”
>he doesn’t understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining the difference
>he laughs and says “it’s a good system, ma’am”
>I join the party
>it’s “no magic”
>ask the DM if the setting is “no magic” or “too much magic”
>he doesn’t understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining the difference
>he laughs and says “it’s a good system, ma’am”
>I join the party
>it’s “no magic”
I'll be honest, I've only had good interactions with the in group. The out group, on the other hand? Brother,
October 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I'll be honest, I've only had good interactions with the in group. The out group, on the other hand? Brother,
is this good
“.. Beginning at 4:15 p.m. Monday, Hollywood Burbank Airport will have no air traffic controllers in their tower, ABC News has learned.”
#Shutdown
abc7.com/post/hollywo...
#Shutdown
abc7.com/post/hollywo...
October 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
is this good
a neutral frozen fanta is a complicit frozen fanta
October 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
a neutral frozen fanta is a complicit frozen fanta
rock up to the club like "hey girl. My tummy hurts."
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
rock up to the club like "hey girl. My tummy hurts."
okay but you get to go to space. most of us are making spreadsheets or cleaning things.
“We millennials know that there’s no such thing as work-life balance. My career is my life, my life is my career. I would never be at peace if I wasn’t working so hard.” trib.al/suc3yU6
Astronaut says Gen Z often quits when things get uncomfortable—here’s the Jeff Bezos Blue Origin training that taught her to push through | Fortune
From space rockets to 13-hour workdays, this millennial astronaut reveals the mind trick that can make discomfort your secret weapon to success.
trib.al
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
okay but you get to go to space. most of us are making spreadsheets or cleaning things.
my main feeling about Weapons is you gotta stop showing us the scary clown face. society has moved beyond the need for the scary clown face.
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
my main feeling about Weapons is you gotta stop showing us the scary clown face. society has moved beyond the need for the scary clown face.
I watched High and Low and it has the best blocking I've seen in a motion picture
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I watched High and Low and it has the best blocking I've seen in a motion picture
somebody should really REDACTED
September 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
somebody should really REDACTED