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Soft fists insist on heaving the needles
@amelioratrix.bsky.social
Colourful cheerful witch.
Close enough. Welcome back Anne Boleyn!
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
August 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Black out poetry
July 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't deny that you are far away from your friends, but I do challenge the statement that you don't have many. Your Honour, I submit Exhibit A:
June 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
One of today's lucky 10,000
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April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A bit creeped out by how targeted this ad is.

(I am actually a Virgo)
March 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Also also stop telling me to add the zest of one, two, half a lemon! Have you seen the variety of lemon sizes?? HOW MUCH IS THAT IN GRAMS???

Especially when you talk such a big game about the accuracy of your measurements:
February 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's a crime that people who love baking with lemons have to zest lemons.
February 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
That's bushwalking weather, baby.
February 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Who wore it better: Putricia or Cardi B?
January 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Action shots
November 9, 2024 at 3:06 AM
January 28, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Well actually... this one is in northern NSW
December 28, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Does anyone know the source for this? According to the internet it's definitely Joan Baez, but I can't find out if she wrote it, sang it or said it. I'm worried it's another if-you-can't-handle-me-at-my-best Marilyn Monroe quote.
December 1, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Preferably w different actors for the different stages of Josephine and Napoleon's lives.

Phoenix is too old from the start. While Kirby is the right age for J at the start, because she's so much younger than Phoenix none of the MILF energy that attracted N (J was 6 years older than him) is there.
November 29, 2023 at 1:42 AM
That's why Josephine's hair is short when we first see her -- she's just been released from jail where she was always on the verge of being executed.

Her time in jail affected her deeply and brought her into friendship with other women who became powerful after the end of the Reign of Terror.
November 29, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Okay, first off, Marie Antoinette wanted to wear black to her execution and was *not allowed to*, so jot that down. Also, they cut her hair so it wouldn't get in the way of the blade -- the whole bit of them moving her hair out of the way wouldn't have happened because they cut everyone's hair.
November 29, 2023 at 1:39 AM
@chekhovsgundam.bsky.social so Ambly and I were listening to your podcast today while tooling around the South Island, and ...
October 1, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Ate it at Kaikōura
September 25, 2023 at 4:02 AM
Happy spring equinox, everyone! May you find that balance you're looking for xx
September 22, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Every time I'm struggling with wet nylon and indignity in the change room at the pool:
September 11, 2023 at 1:51 AM
September 7, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Mother why
August 31, 2023 at 12:06 PM