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pattymo.com
*shakily removing glasses*
Bluesky post by me from 4/21/2024: Toilet paper scientists are hard at work on the Omega Roll, one of which equals infinite regular rolls (will still be sold in a 4-pack)
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Please shut the fuck up about outside agitators unless you mean the police very few of whom even live in the cities they menace.
protest? The idea that you have to be an authorized resident of a city to go to a protest there is so fucking infuriating to me. I’m not talking about “destroying” the city but protest- ing there. Police hurt us everywhere but mostly in the big cities so it makes sense to me that that’s where we would go to demand they stop. Especially when it’s the state capitals where our governments are located. More than that though this idea has taken root everywhere that in every city there are paid crisis actors and people being “bussed in” to cause damage and that is meant to do a few things one of which is to forestall any sense of rising solidarity among the different groups protesting the use of state violence against citizens and disproportionately against people of color. The second thing is it’s an attempt to create an out group that does not fall under the jurisdiction of our leaders. If a mayor or governor says the people causing trouble aren’t his or her people it’s some other “foreign” group then anything they say or do can be dismissed as illegitimate. Those people are not my people and therefore what they are asking for is not my responsibility to fix. Thirdly it’s ah fuck I forgot the third one. Gonna be hon- est with you guys I have not exactly been practicing self-care vis a vis the old mental health and substance use over here. I’ve been lashing out at friends and being cruel and spoiling for a fight with anyone who moderately disappoints me and I’m sorry about that. Shit what was I going to say . . . In any case please shut the fuck up about outside agita- tors unless you mean the police very few of whom even live in the cities they menace.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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monolithbrah.bsky.social
mm? fuckin slave owner! 👀 🌬️ fuckin slave owners everywhere,..
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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michaelwarburton.bsky.social
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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edsbs.bsky.social
I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York

like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ambientpiss.bsky.social
ahh yeah here he comes, big AD, the Dersh himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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toymachinesh.bsky.social
Haha unless
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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vgboxart.bsky.social
MR. DO!
MR. DO!
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
They have to be more disciplined, of course, because the balaclava fucks can do whatever and know that they'll never get in trouble for it. The schoolteachers with whistles and neighbors on WhatsApp know that, too, and it's amazing how they've walked the line against slobs who want to run them over.
November 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
Happy 25th to Stankonia youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) (Official HD Video)
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October 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Happy October 27, 2004 to all who celebrate.
Post Luke O'Neil ‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬ The funniest part the guy said was driving home after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery fence with a bottle of champagne. October 27, 2004 Across the street some kids were playing baseball which felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens. I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the existence of the chasm. I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]” you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t matter. I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus Christ straight through no punctuation like was he addressing some person or the Son of God himself. Jesus Christ I love you yes I do. On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would have and there were two bright orange lights right in ALT the center where the storm’s face would be if storms had faces. I think it was just the reflection of some tower lights though. Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re in another country and you need to find the hospital immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one knows what you’re trying to say. It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to be somewhere where you can’t communicate. To feel stupid and h… Post Luke O'Neil ‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬ The funniest part the guy said was driving home after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery fence with a bottle of champagne. October 27, 2004 Across the street some kids were playing baseball which felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens. I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the existence of the chasm. I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]” you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t matter. I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus Christ straight through no punctuation like was he addressing some person or the Son of God himself. Jesus Christ I love you yes I do. On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would have and there were two bright orange lights right in ALT the center where the storm’s face would be if storms had faces. I think it was just the reflection of some tower lights though. Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re in another country and you need to find the hospital immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one knows what you’re trying to say. It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to be somewhere where you can’t communicate. To feel stupid and h…
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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ceej.online
when you masturbate you’re participating in an unbroken chain stretching back hundreds of thousands of years to the very first humans who stood in awe under the vast mystery of an unpolluted sky and retreated to their caves and hollows to yank pud to horny cave paintings. every stroke a holy mystery
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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hamiltonnolan.bsky.social
Andrew Cuomo is just “I like the Knicks. And the other sports teams. Anybody like hot dogs? I do. Empire State Building is my fave! I guess you could say ‘I Heart NY’ haha. I am not dangerous to women and death to Palestine. Go Yankees/ Mets!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
This is also true of me but when I was a White House intern I mostly jacked off in the bathroom and hid in the OEOB library reading old issues of GQ and such.
ericmgarcia.bsky.social Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · Oct 22
Not to be cringe, but I'm surprised I am emotional seeing the East Wing demolition. My first job in DC was interning and going to meetings there regularly. I learned everything about it while giving guided tours. The beauty of the East Wing is that everyone can go there. It's America's house.
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Oh brother, Rand Paul reading from a Hell World article on the senate floor.
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ambientpiss.bsky.social
bombed off that cat piss ammonia like Michael Corleone new wife Apollonia.
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
This is my blood
This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop’s bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.
October 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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theonion.com
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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adamweinstein.bsky.social
This is good shade because everyone else from private to four-star hates an O-4
joshuaerlich.bsky.social Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · Sep 30
"How dare this former National Guard major"

my god
mmasnick.bsky.social Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · Sep 30
There we are.
September 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM