Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Mostly talking about wrestling. Probably some politics too. Sorry lol
Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb
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Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb
She/her | 🇵🇭🇺🇸 | Hella Sacramento, CA & Hella Reno, NV | https://ko-fi.com/alyssapants is where I post things I make sometimes
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I heard that the oldest person to commit insurance fraud just passed away at age 240. Really impressive
My partner is so good at waking up early that this is probably what he looks like when he gets out of bed
(I would not know for sure tho because I wake up literal hours later hahaha)
(I would not know for sure tho because I wake up literal hours later hahaha)
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My partner is so good at waking up early that this is probably what he looks like when he gets out of bed
(I would not know for sure tho because I wake up literal hours later hahaha)
(I would not know for sure tho because I wake up literal hours later hahaha)
I’ve watched so much dog show footage and I have no idea what they’re looking for
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’ve watched so much dog show footage and I have no idea what they’re looking for
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yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible
November 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible
@profanity.accountant hey brother, tell me the scoop
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
@profanity.accountant hey brother, tell me the scoop
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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
I just found out there’s a “non asshole” version of the jack Russell terrier lmao www.dogster.com/dog-breeds/d...
Danish Swedish Farmdog Breed: Info, Pictures, Care & More – Dogster
Learn about the Danish Swedish Farmdog in this in-depth breed guide, along with fun cats, a care guide and common traits of these pups. Find out if the Danish Swedish Farmdog is the pet for you.
www.dogster.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I just found out there’s a “non asshole” version of the jack Russell terrier lmao www.dogster.com/dog-breeds/d...
Every family gathering someone in my partner’s family tells me about something that “you can buy on Amazon” and I still haven’t had the heart to tell them I don’t use that hahaha
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Every family gathering someone in my partner’s family tells me about something that “you can buy on Amazon” and I still haven’t had the heart to tell them I don’t use that hahaha
Everyone is hating on this shirt but I think it rules hahahahah
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Everyone is hating on this shirt but I think it rules hahahahah
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maybe next time
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
maybe next time
Y is Garfield covered in cum??
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Y is Garfield covered in cum??
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Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
As someone who has lived in Baltimore, you should hella go and you can probably afford it lol
Bluesky: “Obviously the housing crisis is the only reason anyone would choose to live outside of NYC”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
Actual Americans: “Vegas, baby!”
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
As someone who has lived in Baltimore, you should hella go and you can probably afford it lol
All YouTube algorithms lead back to the guy who has 3 million views on a video where he sleeps in a bush
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
All YouTube algorithms lead back to the guy who has 3 million views on a video where he sleeps in a bush
When I was a kid I watched an episode of cops that looked just like this except the guy in Jon’s position was naked and it took place in Las Vegas
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
When I was a kid I watched an episode of cops that looked just like this except the guy in Jon’s position was naked and it took place in Las Vegas
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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i think all the time about the discourse around the oscars slap. i forget who it was who said this but their takeaway was "listen, these are three highly specific and extremely strange individuals colliding at once in a singular event. there is nothing to be learned or extrapolated here"
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i think all the time about the discourse around the oscars slap. i forget who it was who said this but their takeaway was "listen, these are three highly specific and extremely strange individuals colliding at once in a singular event. there is nothing to be learned or extrapolated here"
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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Hey @mayorcarter.bsky.social are you in control of the St. Paul police or are you no longer in control of them as they are claiming on the ground as they assault residents?
bsky.app/profile/viam...
bsky.app/profile/viam...
This is a huge escalation by SPPD and extremely unfortunate to see after they stood down last time
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hey @mayorcarter.bsky.social are you in control of the St. Paul police or are you no longer in control of them as they are claiming on the ground as they assault residents?
bsky.app/profile/viam...
bsky.app/profile/viam...
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i'm a simple lady that likes going to book club dinner and drinking beer, and then coming home, watching wrestling, and farting all over my living room
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i'm a simple lady that likes going to book club dinner and drinking beer, and then coming home, watching wrestling, and farting all over my living room
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
I know it’s fake because hanging out in a parking lot is cool guy stuff and none of them are cool
I've seen this image enough now that I feel like I should point out it's fake.
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I know it’s fake because hanging out in a parking lot is cool guy stuff and none of them are cool