Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
Mostly talking about wrestling. Probably some politics too. Sorry lol
Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb
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Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb
She/her | 🇵🇭🇺🇸 | Hella Sacramento, CA & Hella Reno, NV | https://ko-fi.com/alyssapants is where I post things I make sometimes
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I heard that the oldest person to commit insurance fraud just passed away at age 240. Really impressive
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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
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February 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
A friend was like “you should start a wresting podcast” and I’m like hahah are you serious bro? I am ignorant about the mechanics of the art form and I have horrendous taste. That podcast would be a disaster lmao
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
A friend was like “you should start a wresting podcast” and I’m like hahah are you serious bro? I am ignorant about the mechanics of the art form and I have horrendous taste. That podcast would be a disaster lmao
This is me reading this website every day
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
This is me reading this website every day
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One of the things I love about getting older is that every day I’m reminded that I don’t know shit about fart
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 AM
One of the things I love about getting older is that every day I’m reminded that I don’t know shit about fart
I think I have whatever is the opposite of a gluten intolerance where if I don’t have enough gluten I shit my pants hahaha
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I think I have whatever is the opposite of a gluten intolerance where if I don’t have enough gluten I shit my pants hahaha
I’m just jealous because I wish I was a scary clown like asuka
a woman with blue and white paint on her face holds a pair of scissors in front of a royal rumble sign
Alt: Pro wrestler asuka with blue and white paint on her face and she holds a mask and looks diabolical
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I’m just jealous because I wish I was a scary clown like asuka
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I don’t wanna be a whiner or nothing but being scared for everybody I know makes me tired
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I don’t wanna be a whiner or nothing but being scared for everybody I know makes me tired
Ok so in TNA wrestling they shuffled up the members of the faction the system, and I’m super excited for Cedric Alexander because in every promo he just looks so happy. They are a frowny group of mean boys … and then one guy who is like 🙂👍
🤼🤼♀️🤼♂️
🤼🤼♀️🤼♂️
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Ok so in TNA wrestling they shuffled up the members of the faction the system, and I’m super excited for Cedric Alexander because in every promo he just looks so happy. They are a frowny group of mean boys … and then one guy who is like 🙂👍
🤼🤼♀️🤼♂️
🤼🤼♀️🤼♂️
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Yeeeeesh, this is comic book villain shit
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yeeeeesh, this is comic book villain shit
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SHABOOZEY: “Immigrants built this country.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
SHABOOZEY: “Immigrants built this country.”
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No one is illegal on stolen land. - Billie Eilish while accepting her Grammy for song of the year.
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
No one is illegal on stolen land. - Billie Eilish while accepting her Grammy for song of the year.
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
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Royal Rumble stadium built in weeks raises questions from human rights groups about working conditions, WWE and Saudi officials unresponsive.
www.postwrestling.com/2026/01/30/r...
www.postwrestling.com/2026/01/30/r...
Royal Rumble stadium built in weeks raises questions from human rights groups about working conditions, WWE and Saudi officials unresponsive.
Despite recent reforms to Saudi Arabia's labor system, researchers say migrant workers on construction projects are still vulnerable to exploitation, especially on fast-tracked projects.
www.postwrestling.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Royal Rumble stadium built in weeks raises questions from human rights groups about working conditions, WWE and Saudi officials unresponsive.
www.postwrestling.com/2026/01/30/r...
www.postwrestling.com/2026/01/30/r...
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If you can't distinguish between a self-defeating credo that implies defunding basic civic policing and a rational one that calls for abolishing an entity that did not even exist before 2003 and whose functions were the prior domain of still-existing agencies, you can't keep up, yes.
I thought we weren't supposed to say defund... now we can say abolish? I can't keep up.
January 27, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If you can't distinguish between a self-defeating credo that implies defunding basic civic policing and a rational one that calls for abolishing an entity that did not even exist before 2003 and whose functions were the prior domain of still-existing agencies, you can't keep up, yes.
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You think I GAF that DHS locked Bovino out of his socials? He can just start his own personal one. You know where he really can't use social media? PRISON.
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
You think I GAF that DHS locked Bovino out of his socials? He can just start his own personal one. You know where he really can't use social media? PRISON.
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Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
January 26, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Abolish ICE is not enough.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough.
We need prosecutions and trials.
Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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![A SEKELETEN ON FIRE IN FRONG OF "DA TRIUMPH OF DEATH" BY PIETER BRUEGEL DA ELDER , GOT A SHIRT I MADE WITH HIM AWHILE AGO SO CHECK THAT ONE OUT IF YOUR COOL ENOUGH , BUT ANY WAY "THINGS MIGHT BE GOING DOWNHILL FAST BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT FUN TO WATCH" , ALOT OF PEOPLE SORT OF RELIED UPON THE HUMOR IN THE CONTRAST BETWEEN OUR IDEALIZED SOCIETY AND THE ACTUAL SOCIETY, ISNT IT SILLY HOW THINGS ARE CORRUPTED AND SO ON, BUT NOW THAT ITS VISIBLY BAD IT LOST ITS HUMOR VALUE, AS IT WAS ALWAYS RELIANT ON THERE BEING ENOUGH MERIT IN THE IDEA OF THE NATION THAT A DEVIATION FROM IT WAS AN INCONVENIENCE AT BEST, WE LIKED SEEING A GUY ON TV SAYING THE PRESIDENTS A DICK, WE DONT WANT TO SEE A GUY ON TV SAYING "I DONT AGREE WITH THE SECRET POLICE" WE WANT TO SEE [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [ CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sxxnhzipsapdm5inx44fr322/bafkreihxnuby3pydittu3j4dczu7hfapshapoikx6tov6jyawr5vcieibu@jpeg)