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Alyssa "voting for Mai Vang" Pants
@alyssapants.bsky.social
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Mostly talking about wrestling. Probably some politics too. Sorry lol
Opinions are my own and they’re also probably dumb

She/her | 🇵🇭🇺🇸 | Hella Sacramento, CA & Hella Reno, NV | https://ko-fi.com/alyssapants is where I post things I make sometimes
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Everyone is hating on this shirt but I think it rules hahahahah
Iyo sky shirt that shows Iyo with a trash can on her head jumping off the war games cage onto Bianca, Bayley (I think, it’s hard to tell), charlotte, Becky and Kairi who are positioned to catch her
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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i wanted some new *non-distracting* display containers for my little coaster dudes so i've graduated into making bowls out of recycled clothes, lol.

if i make one for my home, it's probably going to be loud and chaotic, lol
A close-up, overhead shot of a circular, hand-made rag bowl. It is crafted from braided strips of light beige and off-white fabric, creating a textured, round shape with a tight, stitch pattern radiating from the center. A very close-up, low-angle shot focusing on the textured edge of the rag bowl. It shows the tightly braided fabric strips that form the rim and the dense, stitch pattern of the main surface in shades of beige and white. An overhead view of a collection of colorful, circular, rag coasters nested inside the rag bowl. The smaller items are grouped by color: dark navy/black/coral, black/coral/white, bright orange/beige, red/pink/beige, blue/purple/gray, and one small one in the center with teal, black and green. Some have tags attached that say "upcycled coaster made from clothing scraps"
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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This feels like the most accurate magic card
The Magic: The Gathering card "Squandered Resources”. The artwork by Romas Kukalis shows a desolate, red-orange desert under a dramatic sunset, where a figure is slumped over a large, decaying, splintered structure. The card text reads: "Sacrifice a land: Add to your mana pool one mana of any type the sacrificed land could produce. Play this ability as a mana source." The flavor text is: "He traded sand for skins, skins for gold, gold for life. In the end, he traded life for sand."
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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This is what today felt like
Stone cold Steve Austin giving two middle fingers to Mike Tyson
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Citizen app screenshot that says “report of man swinging objects”
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Picture of tv screen that shows preview image of a wrestling match: 2 tuff Tony vs Kerry Morton for the jcw world championship and the guest referee is Bigfoot
October 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I’m sorry but this the only thing I can see when I see Curtis sliwa in that red hat he wears
Movie poster for street fighter. Guile is very large and takes up most of the background and he’s wearing a blue beret similar in shape to the red beret that sliwa wears. In the front are small figures of all the street fighters. In the middle on the bottom m bison is in a platform and he’s holding his arms out triumphantly Wall Street journal picture of Curtis sliwa wearing his red beret, wearing a suit and raising his fist in the air
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Bro I did not expect xia brooksides #TNA theme music to be made by THREE prominent pop punk/emo bands gahahah
Album cover of a song called “where I belong” the the credits are simple plan, state champs fearing we the kings, the logo shows a flag with the simple plan logo along with a flag with the state champs logo
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Picture of wrestler Vinnie Massaro. He's in a red singlet and he's doing the pinchy fingers thing. He's great
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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one of the people on scamfluencers referred to the philippines as "kind of small" 🤔
chart that shows the population of the philippines as 115.8 million people as of 2024 compared to Japan (124 million), and Canada (41.29 million)
October 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Me the other day when I was having bad gas all around the house and I felt like I couldn’t escape hahahah
Murashima making a screaming face and he looks like he’s having a tough time
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Is it for that fuckin guy from Maison Ikkoku who keeps coming in through the wall
Anime picture of yotsuya from maison ikkoku who busts through the bottom of a wall because he’s a creep who doesn’t care about getting his rental deposit back
October 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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me at work trying to keep it together as deadlines come at me fast
mr baseball, the reno aces baseball team guy. he's a big inflatable man with a baseball for a head and blue hat the with aces logo. he looms over a fence. his mouth is slightly opened and he's somewhat expressionless, but he also looks like he knows someone is going to hit his head with a baseball bat because his head is a baseball
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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lol I love JCW, so many gems like this
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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This prediction app is on fire hahahah
Screenshot from manifold app. The question says “how many times will I shit in September 2025?” A commenter says at original poster “this isn’t healthy man” and the original poster comments “I’ve shat another”
September 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Screenshot from Matt Rubano on Twitter that says “I was in Taking Back Sunday for nearly twice as long as the duration of the confederacy. Let it go.”
August 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Citizen app screenshot that says “glass breaking. Police have received a 911 of glass breaking.”
August 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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“TNA wrestling” is actually pronounced “Tina Wrestling” because it’s named after the owner Tina Wrestling. This is her picture
A woman with brown hair, a weird shirt, black pants and boots. She’s sitting weird on boxes. All her limbs are going in the directions they’re not supposed to be going in. It’s like if you told an alien to sit down and “look natural.” This lady’s name is Dixie “Tina Wrestling” Carter.
July 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Me when I realize my food has no fuckin seasoning
A lady making a weird sour face and she’s also on the featured picture in the quote-skeeted news article old
July 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Hi, please enjoy these quick pictures of a cactus I just finished making out of old clothes lol
Picture showing a couch cushion and light switch for scale. On the wall is a cactus made from old clothing scraps stitched together. It’s mostly red scraps with salmon colored yarn Close up of cactus from the first picture
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Dude, today I found out that the box car racer album is about back pain
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page about the band box car racer. The highlighted part says “Tom DeLonge formed Box Car Racer largely due to delayed and canceled Blink-182 tour dates, the content of which was influenced by treatment of chronic back pain.”
July 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Del yeah u can, brother
screenshot from google maps where Del Taco is highlighted and it says "Del Taco Can we get a Del Yeah."
July 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Picture of screen that shows a part of the Rhea and Raquel match. Rhea is tied in the ropes and Raquel has a chair. Both women are wearing black body suits that look similar
June 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Not sure if this will help the people who are worried about the travel part specifically, but here’s a current screenshot of the airspace over Saudi Arabia. Seems like any attempt to attack something as far in as Riyadh would be challenging and put too many other flights at risk.
Screenshot from FlightRadar24 showing tracked planes over some of the Middle East
June 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM