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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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in some ways the world has changed a lot since 2022. for example sometimes he's now losing all your savings on crypto/sports betting
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
in some ways the world has changed a lot since 2022. for example sometimes he's now losing all your savings on crypto/sports betting
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
going to start making beautiful decorative cross-stitch pillows that say "lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine" and sending it to every agency and client ever
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
going to start making beautiful decorative cross-stitch pillows that say "lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine" and sending it to every agency and client ever
everyone please we have got to stop working outside of business hours. there is no reason to be making edits to design files for a financial company at 9 pm or 11 pm or 2 am i promise you
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
everyone please we have got to stop working outside of business hours. there is no reason to be making edits to design files for a financial company at 9 pm or 11 pm or 2 am i promise you
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
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Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.
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Bookshop is having an Anti-Amazon sale, with cheap e-books and free shipping for print today and tomorrow:
bookshop.org/lists/ebook-...
bookshop.org/lists/ebook-...
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bookshop is having an Anti-Amazon sale, with cheap e-books and free shipping for print today and tomorrow:
bookshop.org/lists/ebook-...
bookshop.org/lists/ebook-...
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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There’s so much going on, there’s no way newsrooms and the public can keep up.
Judge Diane Goodstein crossed the Trump administration last month. Yesterday, her home burned, her husband was injured and it's being investigated for arson.
www.postandcourier.com/news/crime/s...
www.postandcourier.com/news/crime/s...
October 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There’s so much going on, there’s no way newsrooms and the public can keep up.
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If you’re white, your accomplishments are your own and you can resent and criticize the country all you like, but if you’re black and successful you should be grateful to white people for allowing you in their presence. bsky.app/profile/jess...
Weaponized gratitude is a key tool in the abuser's toolkit. The goal is to convince the victim that they owe the abuser so much, they should feel guilty for wanting to complain.
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you’re white, your accomplishments are your own and you can resent and criticize the country all you like, but if you’re black and successful you should be grateful to white people for allowing you in their presence. bsky.app/profile/jess...
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IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
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Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist
*DISNEY'S ABC PULLS KIMMEL SHOW INDEFINITELY, WSJ REPORTER POSTS
September 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Imagine capitulating to a president that is so underwater that he doesn't even have 50% approval with white people as a white supremacist
every fall i say "omg i should buy some cozy fall decor" and every fall the decor says "grateful hearts gather here 🥰🎃🧦🍂 Do everything in love - 1 Corinthians 16:14 🍁🌾🧣🫶 pumpkin spice & everything nice 😚🤎🍃🍄🟫" in the ugliest & most generic script font you've ever seen
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
every fall i say "omg i should buy some cozy fall decor" and every fall the decor says "grateful hearts gather here 🥰🎃🧦🍂 Do everything in love - 1 Corinthians 16:14 🍁🌾🧣🫶 pumpkin spice & everything nice 😚🤎🍃🍄🟫" in the ugliest & most generic script font you've ever seen
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Well said, and I would add that this whole horrible situation gets into an omnipresent conservative anxiety: that you should be allowed to live a life of utter cruelty and unkindness and mercilessness and still be afforded sympathy, respect and fealty by everyone around you
You’re not obligated to manufacture compassion for someone who showed none in his lifetime. It’s not celebrating, it’s refusing to whitewash a legacy of division & cruelty. You don’t have to mourn an architect of violence. We can grieve the world he helped create without grieving him.
September 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Well said, and I would add that this whole horrible situation gets into an omnipresent conservative anxiety: that you should be allowed to live a life of utter cruelty and unkindness and mercilessness and still be afforded sympathy, respect and fealty by everyone around you
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.