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alyssa (she/her)
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how it feels after voting for the winner of love island USA the second the polls open
July 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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screaming crying throwing up
our dog, zucchini, on the day we adopted her. she was only 3 months old our dog, zucchini, earlier today. she is almost 10 months old
June 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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cartoon ass dog. rooby rooby roo ass dog. look at the dopey look on her face ugh I would d*e for her
Zucchini, my dog, sitting with a big dopey smile on her face and her tongue hanging out of her mouth
June 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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quick question: why are you sitting like that
My dog, Zucchini, sitting with her head resting on the back of the couch and her legs in butterfly position
May 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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me when i 😛
a photo of my dog, zucchini, at day care. she is smiling and has her tongue out
April 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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having One Of Those Mondays today 😀
screenshot from the simpsons of mr. burns putting a plaque over homer's desk that says "don't forget: you're here forever"
March 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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✅ took off work to get a tattoo
✅ sent a scathing email to my representative
✅ ate a delicious bowl of mac and cheese for lunch
a photo of my elbow with a fresh black-and-grey tattoo of flowers on it
March 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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ok? sue me!
a screenshot from the Storygraph app showing the most-to-least common moods of the books I’ve read: ~33% reflective, ~25% emotional, ~12.5% each for sad and dark, and the remaining ~25% includes funny, challenging, tense, mysterious, lighthearted, informative, inspiring, hopeful, and relaxing
February 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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mfw they steal my reproductive organs
a blurry photo of my dog, Zucchini, wearing an inflatable doughnut around her collar post-spay, looking high as hell from the anesthesia/painkillers
February 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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grilled cheese, tomato soup, and Zucchini are the only ways to get thru this dumb day
a plate with one and a half grilled cheese sandwiches and a bowl of tomato soup on it my dog, Zucchini, curled up like a pretzel next to me on the couch
January 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I think it’s cool how no one tells you that puppies are manipulative and they will make you feel like a monster for crate training them even though crate training is a good thing
my dog Zucchini laying in my bed even though she knows she needs to sleep in the crate the following night, Zucchini sitting next to the pillows on our bed and giving us her saddest puppy eyes to once again convince us not to make her sleep in the crate the third consecutive night of Zucchini giving us sad puppy eyes so we let her sleep in the cozy bed and not the mean evil crate Zucchini, for the fourth night this week, laying on our bed in hopes that we will get rid of the crate and give up on training. Her efforts are once again unsuccessful
December 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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hello everyone I got a dog and her name is Zucchini she is perfect and precious even tho she kept trying to eat deer poop in the yard
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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I unfortunately also found a new Guy this weekend
a Nissan with a Pennsylvania state license plate that says “PODCASTER” (but without the vowels) on it
June 11, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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so true
a screenshot from Eddy Burback's youtube video "I ate at every Margaritaville in the country" that has the caption "my tummy hurts" photoshopped on top
August 4, 2023 at 3:42 PM