Alun
@alunh.bsky.social
Occasionally lucid.
A once and future member of the European Union.
A once and future member of the European Union.
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Alun
@alunh.bsky.social
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Citizens are outraged:
"I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.
"I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.
This is why I'm sanguine about what comes after some vulgar little tumour/bullet/infarction carries Agolf Hitter away from this mortal plain.
Who's going to keep the cult of personality from shattering into a thousand jagged shards? The couch fucker? Kegman? Fucking Eric? Be real.
Who's going to keep the cult of personality from shattering into a thousand jagged shards? The couch fucker? Kegman? Fucking Eric? Be real.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is why I'm sanguine about what comes after some vulgar little tumour/bullet/infarction carries Agolf Hitter away from this mortal plain.
Who's going to keep the cult of personality from shattering into a thousand jagged shards? The couch fucker? Kegman? Fucking Eric? Be real.
Who's going to keep the cult of personality from shattering into a thousand jagged shards? The couch fucker? Kegman? Fucking Eric? Be real.
Every day is a coin toss.
Heads: I want him to get his comeuppance.
Tails: I just want him to die.
Heads: I want him to get his comeuppance.
Tails: I just want him to die.
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Every day is a coin toss.
Heads: I want him to get his comeuppance.
Tails: I just want him to die.
Heads: I want him to get his comeuppance.
Tails: I just want him to die.
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Citizens are outraged:
"I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.
"I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Citizens are outraged:
"I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.
"I just don't feel like this brash kitsch represents who we are as a people," complained Vegas Vic, a 12-metre high neon cowboy from Nevada.
Watching Americans recoil at Tr*mp's æsthetics is delicious.
America, the country of giant screens in Times Square. America, the cosplay Rome on a ten lane highway. America the casino city in the desert.
America, *that* America, suddenly wants better æsthetics.
America, the country of giant screens in Times Square. America, the cosplay Rome on a ten lane highway. America the casino city in the desert.
America, *that* America, suddenly wants better æsthetics.
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Watching Americans recoil at Tr*mp's æsthetics is delicious.
America, the country of giant screens in Times Square. America, the cosplay Rome on a ten lane highway. America the casino city in the desert.
America, *that* America, suddenly wants better æsthetics.
America, the country of giant screens in Times Square. America, the cosplay Rome on a ten lane highway. America the casino city in the desert.
America, *that* America, suddenly wants better æsthetics.
How much ketamine can you buy for 1 trillion dollars?
Asking for a dead-eyed fascist.
Asking for a dead-eyed fascist.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
How much ketamine can you buy for 1 trillion dollars?
Asking for a dead-eyed fascist.
Asking for a dead-eyed fascist.
For immediate release:
FAFO President, Alun, will be presenting the inaugural FAFO Peace Prize at a ceremony next month in the Tartarus Plains.
Nominees include Skeletor, Dantalion the Great Duke of Hell, and that Roman emperor who punched a horse.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
FAFO President, Alun, will be presenting the inaugural FAFO Peace Prize at a ceremony next month in the Tartarus Plains.
Nominees include Skeletor, Dantalion the Great Duke of Hell, and that Roman emperor who punched a horse.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
For immediate release:
FAFO President, Alun, will be presenting the inaugural FAFO Peace Prize at a ceremony next month in the Tartarus Plains.
Nominees include Skeletor, Dantalion the Great Duke of Hell, and that Roman emperor who punched a horse.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
FAFO President, Alun, will be presenting the inaugural FAFO Peace Prize at a ceremony next month in the Tartarus Plains.
Nominees include Skeletor, Dantalion the Great Duke of Hell, and that Roman emperor who punched a horse.
PRESS RELEASE ENDS
America is hell
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
America is hell
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Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.
I'll be skipping any obits that begin "Whatever you think of what he did as Vice President..." It's what you do when you think nobody can stop you that counts.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Anyway, Dick Cheney is a fossil fuel now. It's what he loved most. Besides killing.
Breaking: Cheney is dick
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Breaking: Cheney is dick
Hey I just met you
and you're a white whale
But here's my number
so call me Ishmael
and you're a white whale
But here's my number
so call me Ishmael
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Hey I just met you
and you're a white whale
But here's my number
so call me Ishmael
and you're a white whale
But here's my number
so call me Ishmael
America is hell
42 million people will lose their SNAP benefits on 1 November.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
America is hell
Dear Venezuela,
If you find yourself the victim of an unprovoked attack:
38.897408,-77.037422
If you find yourself the victim of an unprovoked attack:
38.897408,-77.037422
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Dear Venezuela,
If you find yourself the victim of an unprovoked attack:
38.897408,-77.037422
If you find yourself the victim of an unprovoked attack:
38.897408,-77.037422
Happy Halloween.
There's a pale guy wandering around in want of brains, hurting people. He's an already-decaying shambling shell of a man: it shouldn't take much, but it needs doing.
🎃
There's a pale guy wandering around in want of brains, hurting people. He's an already-decaying shambling shell of a man: it shouldn't take much, but it needs doing.
🎃
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Happy Halloween.
There's a pale guy wandering around in want of brains, hurting people. He's an already-decaying shambling shell of a man: it shouldn't take much, but it needs doing.
🎃
There's a pale guy wandering around in want of brains, hurting people. He's an already-decaying shambling shell of a man: it shouldn't take much, but it needs doing.
🎃
America is hell
Democracy requires pluralism. When the goal becomes eliminating the voices of half the country, the threat isn’t “crazy Democrats.” The threat is a leader demanding unchecked power.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
America is hell
America is hell
Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
America is hell
Reminder: there are No. Good. Billionaires.
October 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reminder: there are No. Good. Billionaires.
On a tangent, this is why I do not trust media that carries adverts.
The power advertisers have to influence editorial decisions is too great.
The power advertisers have to influence editorial decisions is too great.
Louis Theroux has interviewed actual literal murderers before, but a musician with views that the British establishment don't like is just a step too far for British Airways.
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
On a tangent, this is why I do not trust media that carries adverts.
The power advertisers have to influence editorial decisions is too great.
The power advertisers have to influence editorial decisions is too great.
America is hell
So you should really watch this. Just 2 minutes. But a window into the truly radical nature of the people Trump is nominating.
When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.
When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
America is hell
It's annoying when it happens to a party you like, but generally defections are good.
The opprobrium aimed at politicians who defect increases the power of parties' leaderships, deepening hierarchies and making real choice more remote.
Parties should be fluid affiliations, not ossified cults.
The opprobrium aimed at politicians who defect increases the power of parties' leaderships, deepening hierarchies and making real choice more remote.
Parties should be fluid affiliations, not ossified cults.
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It's annoying when it happens to a party you like, but generally defections are good.
The opprobrium aimed at politicians who defect increases the power of parties' leaderships, deepening hierarchies and making real choice more remote.
Parties should be fluid affiliations, not ossified cults.
The opprobrium aimed at politicians who defect increases the power of parties' leaderships, deepening hierarchies and making real choice more remote.
Parties should be fluid affiliations, not ossified cults.
America is hell
Justice Sotomayor with a graphic dissent as the Supreme Court allows Alabama to move forward with the execution of Anthony Boyd by lethal gas:
October 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
America is hell
Last time sometime wrecked the White House, he lived for less than three more weeks.
October 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Last time sometime wrecked the White House, he lived for less than three more weeks.
America is hell
If you see an ICE agent, know that they’re governed by no laws, have no red lines, don’t follow the Constitution, and can’t be stopped.
They’re going to do whatever they feel like.
They are American Gestapo—literally. They’re the federal stormtroopers the right wing spent 100 years worrying about.
They’re going to do whatever they feel like.
They are American Gestapo—literally. They’re the federal stormtroopers the right wing spent 100 years worrying about.
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
America is hell
America is hell
“All my friends murdered and raped, sometimes they hung out at my house. Get over yourself.”
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
America is hell