Alun
@alunh.bsky.social
Occasionally lucid.
A once and future member of the European Union.
A once and future member of the European Union.
748. U2 - The Joshua Tree - 0/10
If this was a real tree it would deserve the same fate that the one at Sycamore Gap suffered. Zing, crackle, thud. Goodbye forever. Mullen's drums already sound like the middle and end of that process, splintered and thumping. Timber!
If this was a real tree it would deserve the same fate that the one at Sycamore Gap suffered. Zing, crackle, thud. Goodbye forever. Mullen's drums already sound like the middle and end of that process, splintered and thumping. Timber!
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
748. U2 - The Joshua Tree - 0/10
If this was a real tree it would deserve the same fate that the one at Sycamore Gap suffered. Zing, crackle, thud. Goodbye forever. Mullen's drums already sound like the middle and end of that process, splintered and thumping. Timber!
If this was a real tree it would deserve the same fate that the one at Sycamore Gap suffered. Zing, crackle, thud. Goodbye forever. Mullen's drums already sound like the middle and end of that process, splintered and thumping. Timber!
If you play it backwards you can hear an AI generated John Lennon whispering about how McCartney is an insufferable prick.
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 AM
If you play it backwards you can hear an AI generated John Lennon whispering about how McCartney is an insufferable prick.
Probably the best track McCartney has ever made
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Probably the best track McCartney has ever made
Cunt's gonna die, in relative terms real soon, and the entropy of succession will be an inferno.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Cunt's gonna die, in relative terms real soon, and the entropy of succession will be an inferno.
Never. I don't know why nobody else thinks this is weird. He's so unhappy, I just wish he'd fuck off and stop inflicting his misery on everyone else.
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Never. I don't know why nobody else thinks this is weird. He's so unhappy, I just wish he'd fuck off and stop inflicting his misery on everyone else.
747. Ray Charles - The Genius Of Ray Charles - 0/10
The sudden brass sound blares make me feel like a soldier being shelled in the trenches. Each explosive blast is terrifying on its own; in sum it's a shocking din that left me gibbering. Awful.
The sudden brass sound blares make me feel like a soldier being shelled in the trenches. Each explosive blast is terrifying on its own; in sum it's a shocking din that left me gibbering. Awful.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
747. Ray Charles - The Genius Of Ray Charles - 0/10
The sudden brass sound blares make me feel like a soldier being shelled in the trenches. Each explosive blast is terrifying on its own; in sum it's a shocking din that left me gibbering. Awful.
The sudden brass sound blares make me feel like a soldier being shelled in the trenches. Each explosive blast is terrifying on its own; in sum it's a shocking din that left me gibbering. Awful.
What "doxxing" are we talking about here? Is it just criminal cases being reported?
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What "doxxing" are we talking about here? Is it just criminal cases being reported?
746. Beth Orton - Central Reservation - 0/10
Imagine tackling this album without caffeine. I imagine that yawning so hard your brain falls out wouldn't put you in a good column on the actuarial charts. Central Reservation is fundamentally a middle of the road, going nowhere album. Awful.
Imagine tackling this album without caffeine. I imagine that yawning so hard your brain falls out wouldn't put you in a good column on the actuarial charts. Central Reservation is fundamentally a middle of the road, going nowhere album. Awful.
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
746. Beth Orton - Central Reservation - 0/10
Imagine tackling this album without caffeine. I imagine that yawning so hard your brain falls out wouldn't put you in a good column on the actuarial charts. Central Reservation is fundamentally a middle of the road, going nowhere album. Awful.
Imagine tackling this album without caffeine. I imagine that yawning so hard your brain falls out wouldn't put you in a good column on the actuarial charts. Central Reservation is fundamentally a middle of the road, going nowhere album. Awful.
So nearly as bad as actual Christianity then?
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
So nearly as bad as actual Christianity then?
We need more habitats for insects and arachnids. Long live thatched rooves and their many dwellers!
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We need more habitats for insects and arachnids. Long live thatched rooves and their many dwellers!
I intend to watch it again, so any excuse..
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I intend to watch it again, so any excuse..
🫣
From Lorde to Lordi. Beer logic.
From Lorde to Lordi. Beer logic.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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From Lorde to Lordi. Beer logic.
From Lorde to Lordi. Beer logic.
I will wear all four of those songs as badges of pride. No regret in any of that. Further down the list, however, is much shame...
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I will wear all four of those songs as badges of pride. No regret in any of that. Further down the list, however, is much shame...
Just kidding, yes, loved it
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Just kidding, yes, loved it
My last four songs played on the jukebox in my local 😆
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
My last four songs played on the jukebox in my local 😆
Soda Pop is the most sickly, saccharine, empty fizz song I know. And I love it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Soda Pop is the most sickly, saccharine, empty fizz song I know. And I love it.
745. John Martyn - Solid Air - 0/10
The Mandlebrot album. Everywhere is endless detail. The more you zoom in, the more you see the same fractal shapes over and over. But there's comes a point where you ask whether you're enjoying it. No, you aren't. So how do you get out? You can't. Awful.
The Mandlebrot album. Everywhere is endless detail. The more you zoom in, the more you see the same fractal shapes over and over. But there's comes a point where you ask whether you're enjoying it. No, you aren't. So how do you get out? You can't. Awful.
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 AM
745. John Martyn - Solid Air - 0/10
The Mandlebrot album. Everywhere is endless detail. The more you zoom in, the more you see the same fractal shapes over and over. But there's comes a point where you ask whether you're enjoying it. No, you aren't. So how do you get out? You can't. Awful.
The Mandlebrot album. Everywhere is endless detail. The more you zoom in, the more you see the same fractal shapes over and over. But there's comes a point where you ask whether you're enjoying it. No, you aren't. So how do you get out? You can't. Awful.
A Poisson distribution of ill will, then.
But it is only one individual in particular.
But it is only one individual in particular.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
A Poisson distribution of ill will, then.
But it is only one individual in particular.
But it is only one individual in particular.
Nobody wants it, yet it's popular.
You're so close to getting it. You'll kick yourself when you see it.
You're so close to getting it. You'll kick yourself when you see it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Nobody wants it, yet it's popular.
You're so close to getting it. You'll kick yourself when you see it.
You're so close to getting it. You'll kick yourself when you see it.
744. New Order - Technique - 0/10
New Order (formed from the ashes of Joy Division after all their talent died) are a living representation of your uncle in a Hawaiian shirt trying to do a rap at a karaoke. The gulf between ambition and ability is canyonlike. Awful.
New Order (formed from the ashes of Joy Division after all their talent died) are a living representation of your uncle in a Hawaiian shirt trying to do a rap at a karaoke. The gulf between ambition and ability is canyonlike. Awful.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
744. New Order - Technique - 0/10
New Order (formed from the ashes of Joy Division after all their talent died) are a living representation of your uncle in a Hawaiian shirt trying to do a rap at a karaoke. The gulf between ambition and ability is canyonlike. Awful.
New Order (formed from the ashes of Joy Division after all their talent died) are a living representation of your uncle in a Hawaiian shirt trying to do a rap at a karaoke. The gulf between ambition and ability is canyonlike. Awful.
As long as it's aimed at Washington
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As long as it's aimed at Washington