Aloysius the Band
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a kind of textureless, flavorless mush
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Think if I were the type of person to put a post-it note above my workspace it would read “WHAT YOU PAY ATTENTION TO IS WHO YOU ARE”
Seems unnecessary, a regular vise would hold ‘em just fine
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Seems unnecessary, a regular vise would hold ‘em just fine
Just watched THE ISLAND (2005), which is a good remake / mashup of other dystopian engineering-genetic-perfection movies for the first hour of its 132min runtime, then rapidly Michael Bays
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just watched THE ISLAND (2005), which is a good remake / mashup of other dystopian engineering-genetic-perfection movies for the first hour of its 132min runtime, then rapidly Michael Bays
I’m not seeing what this writer is seeing. Guy looks like a haunted baseball mitt
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m not seeing what this writer is seeing. Guy looks like a haunted baseball mitt
ACAB includes Thomson Reuters
and, as always, a hearty chorus of FUCK ICE to rouse the spirits
and, as always, a hearty chorus of FUCK ICE to rouse the spirits
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
This App Lets ICE Track Vehicles and Owners Across the Country
Material viewed by 404 Media shows data giant Thomson Reuters enriches license plate data with marriage, voter, and ownership records. The tool can predict where a car may be in the future.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
ACAB includes Thomson Reuters
and, as always, a hearty chorus of FUCK ICE to rouse the spirits
and, as always, a hearty chorus of FUCK ICE to rouse the spirits
In the game of “what else can we do to humiliate and demonize our own citizens,” this regime never misses a trick
Yikes. I had missed this. What a brazen scheme to weaponize administrative burden against those who can least afford it. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
Food aid recipients are already required to recertify their information regularly. But the move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the program.
www.politico.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In the game of “what else can we do to humiliate and demonize our own citizens,” this regime never misses a trick
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
dystopian ass weather report
I’m not saying energetic, principled younger people are for sure going to save things; I am saying that cowardly old ones have already failed.
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m not saying energetic, principled younger people are for sure going to save things; I am saying that cowardly old ones have already failed.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
disgusting, craven, abjectly invertebrate
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
disgusting, craven, abjectly invertebrate
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
I’m emphatically terrible at evaluating Powered Cube picks; every time I look at my deck and think it could go all the way, and every time the space dog eats me for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m emphatically terrible at evaluating Powered Cube picks; every time I look at my deck and think it could go all the way, and every time the space dog eats me for lunch
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
I’m actually not an ideologue, I just think all human beings deserve a shot at a joyful and purposeful existence, and the fact that this puts me so firmly aligned with the left says a lot about the other side
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m actually not an ideologue, I just think all human beings deserve a shot at a joyful and purposeful existence, and the fact that this puts me so firmly aligned with the left says a lot about the other side
“If I had three wishes one of them would be for a new president” -my 8yo kid’s [based] friend
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“If I had three wishes one of them would be for a new president” -my 8yo kid’s [based] friend
Sadly the McDonald’s near me doesn’t even sell Sippercene anymore. #nostalgia
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sadly the McDonald’s near me doesn’t even sell Sippercene anymore. #nostalgia
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"live your life such that the internet doesn't gleefully celebrate your death" seems like a good idea but then you'd have to pass up so many opportunities to do war crimes idk
November 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"live your life such that the internet doesn't gleefully celebrate your death" seems like a good idea but then you'd have to pass up so many opportunities to do war crimes idk
Absurd half, let’s go Loons
What the fuck, Sounders.
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Absurd half, let’s go Loons
I accidentally told my kids they could stay up for the whole game, please I’m begging someone to mash a dinger in the next 5 minutes
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I accidentally told my kids they could stay up for the whole game, please I’m begging someone to mash a dinger in the next 5 minutes
Get in losers we’re having a tax strike
November 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Get in losers we’re having a tax strike
hey you yes you I don't know what exactly you logged into this app for at this time but trust me when I say that if you listen to Ancient Infinity Orchestra right now you will feel more buoyed and joyous than if you hadn't
ancientinfinityorchestra.bandcamp.com/album/its-al...
ancientinfinityorchestra.bandcamp.com/album/its-al...
It's Always About Love, by Ancient Infinity Orchestra
8 track album
ancientinfinityorchestra.bandcamp.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
hey you yes you I don't know what exactly you logged into this app for at this time but trust me when I say that if you listen to Ancient Infinity Orchestra right now you will feel more buoyed and joyous than if you hadn't
ancientinfinityorchestra.bandcamp.com/album/its-al...
ancientinfinityorchestra.bandcamp.com/album/its-al...
Even from an extremely cynical standpoint, a billionaire giving a giant sum to e.g. fund SNAP would instantly make that billionaire a folk hero. Incredible PR for yourself. They must prefer being villains actually
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Even from an extremely cynical standpoint, a billionaire giving a giant sum to e.g. fund SNAP would instantly make that billionaire a folk hero. Incredible PR for yourself. They must prefer being villains actually
Pitch to ohtani, the fates decree you must
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Pitch to ohtani, the fates decree you must
Yakety sax ass baserunning
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yakety sax ass baserunning