Aloysius the Band
@aloysiustheband.com
a kind of textureless, flavorless mush
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Supermassive black hole from which no charisma can escape
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Supermassive black hole from which no charisma can escape
I’m not seeing what this writer is seeing. Guy looks like a haunted baseball mitt
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
peak masculinity
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
peak masculinity
two wealthy and influential sacks of meat drooling over how Vulgar the Vulgaritybot can be
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
two wealthy and influential sacks of meat drooling over how Vulgar the Vulgaritybot can be
And all this happened while we used the rest of our water to have a robot make us cartoon pictures of ourselves
a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time
Alt: a cartoon of Abe Simpson with the words which was the style at the time
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
And all this happened while we used the rest of our water to have a robot make us cartoon pictures of ourselves
this guy’s face is deflationary
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
this guy’s face is deflationary
You see, by capitulating, I can go back to my normal pastime of tsk-tsking
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You see, by capitulating, I can go back to my normal pastime of tsk-tsking
What if we elected ppl in possession of vertebrae
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What if we elected ppl in possession of vertebrae
It’s like, a really good idea if you are an idiot
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It’s like, a really good idea if you are an idiot
That one about if democrats had three wishes they’d negotiate it down to one, then wish for something they thought republicans would like
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That one about if democrats had three wishes they’d negotiate it down to one, then wish for something they thought republicans would like
You are a dipshit, sir, and if you are remembered you will be remembered as the face of a spineless opposition in a time of great need
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
You are a dipshit, sir, and if you are remembered you will be remembered as the face of a spineless opposition in a time of great need