Aloysius the Band
@aloysiustheband.com
a kind of textureless, flavorless mush
📀 aloysiustheband.com/links
📀 aloysiustheband.com/links
Seems unnecessary, a regular vise would hold ‘em just fine
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Seems unnecessary, a regular vise would hold ‘em just fine
I’m emphatically terrible at evaluating Powered Cube picks; every time I look at my deck and think it could go all the way, and every time the space dog eats me for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m emphatically terrible at evaluating Powered Cube picks; every time I look at my deck and think it could go all the way, and every time the space dog eats me for lunch
“Oh look a guy is playing a show tonight, perhaps I should go see what all the fuss is about” -you, hopefully
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
“Oh look a guy is playing a show tonight, perhaps I should go see what all the fuss is about” -you, hopefully
It is a dark and stormy [well, drizzly] night, and I am reading Carmilla
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It is a dark and stormy [well, drizzly] night, and I am reading Carmilla
Oh wow lookee here it’s more writing about a record you’ve never heard open.substack.com/pub/aloysius...
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh wow lookee here it’s more writing about a record you’ve never heard open.substack.com/pub/aloysius...
I’m doing an album release show Friday October 10 in St. Paul. I’m planning on not sucking but we’ll see how that goes.
Show at 7, tix here: www.amsterdambarandhall.com/events/amste...
Show at 7, tix here: www.amsterdambarandhall.com/events/amste...
October 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’m doing an album release show Friday October 10 in St. Paul. I’m planning on not sucking but we’ll see how that goes.
Show at 7, tix here: www.amsterdambarandhall.com/events/amste...
Show at 7, tix here: www.amsterdambarandhall.com/events/amste...
🎧 last 4 on the turntable:
September 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🎧 last 4 on the turntable:
as of this moment you can listen to mortise+tenon in full in 21 different countries, and no it doesn't tell you which ones those are, though I suppose you can guess based on timezone? May you be in one of the lucky ones
July 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
as of this moment you can listen to mortise+tenon in full in 21 different countries, and no it doesn't tell you which ones those are, though I suppose you can guess based on timezone? May you be in one of the lucky ones
I do not need service at this time, but if I did I would hesitate a beat before sending an email to this address
May 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I do not need service at this time, but if I did I would hesitate a beat before sending an email to this address
Every parent thinks they won’t play favorites but then their kid makes a goal and
May 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Every parent thinks they won’t play favorites but then their kid makes a goal and
We have a bit of familect based on Cookie Monster going “ahh… so worth the wait” and I was trying to look it up to talk about the new @boniverwi.bsky.social record but can’t find it anywhere, so here’s a different Cookie Monster, anyways the record is 🔥
April 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
We have a bit of familect based on Cookie Monster going “ahh… so worth the wait” and I was trying to look it up to talk about the new @boniverwi.bsky.social record but can’t find it anywhere, so here’s a different Cookie Monster, anyways the record is 🔥
normalize dressing your bass for the occasion
March 31, 2025 at 4:32 AM
normalize dressing your bass for the occasion
planning to release the new record in a bit of an unconventional format. if you can guess it from this photo you win seventeen point six maloney nickels
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
planning to release the new record in a bit of an unconventional format. if you can guess it from this photo you win seventeen point six maloney nickels
hangin in there buddy
February 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
hangin in there buddy
Lunch: a David Lynch tribute
February 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Lunch: a David Lynch tribute
Built and did the artwork for this dual dirt pedal (order-switchable Rat<>Tubescreamer), pretty happy with how it turned out.
February 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Built and did the artwork for this dual dirt pedal (order-switchable Rat<>Tubescreamer), pretty happy with how it turned out.
“Critics say may breach the law”
February 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
“Critics say may breach the law”
What the hell is happening on Instagram. How much more cursed can a website become
January 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What the hell is happening on Instagram. How much more cursed can a website become
Can anyone explain to me why this Bullet Bill stuffy is aged 7+
January 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Can anyone explain to me why this Bullet Bill stuffy is aged 7+
Hello, it’s me, the outside? Just wanted to let you know that if you visit me today I will fuckin destroy you
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hello, it’s me, the outside? Just wanted to let you know that if you visit me today I will fuckin destroy you
