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It’s easier to try to be a good human than defend being an arsehole. Toitū Te Tiriti. Trans rights are human rights. She/her 🇳🇿
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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It seems disingenuous for The Post to publish this without acknowledging that Luke Pierson is a founding member of Vision for Wellington, especially given that Stuff owner Sinead Boucher is also a member. www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Wellington needs real solutions, not selective outrage over tunnels
OPINION: With 45,000 vehicles using the Mt Victoria Tunnel daily and strong public support for a second tunnel, the city faces a choice between practical fixes and political posturing.
www.thepost.co.nz
December 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It seems disingenuous for The Post to publish this without acknowledging that Luke Pierson is a founding member of Vision for Wellington, especially given that Stuff owner Sinead Boucher is also a member. www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
Think I might have pavlova for breakfast.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Think I might have pavlova for breakfast.
Meri Kirihimete to all! 🎄🧑🏼🎄
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Meri Kirihimete to all! 🎄🧑🏼🎄
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Luxon has a plan. It looks like this. 6 plates for him, 1 plate between 5 at the other end of the divide he’s widened. I don’t misunderstand him. I see him. #nzpol #hoarder interactives.stuff.co.nz/the-side-eye...
The Side Eye: The Table
Why is New Zealand's wealth hoarded at one end of the nation's dinner table? Toby Morris of @TheSpinoffTV explains
interactives.stuff.co.nz
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Luxon has a plan. It looks like this. 6 plates for him, 1 plate between 5 at the other end of the divide he’s widened. I don’t misunderstand him. I see him. #nzpol #hoarder interactives.stuff.co.nz/the-side-eye...
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One more update: ironically, the Woolworths phone line appears to be down/exceptionally busy - probably because they have locked out the Customer Care Centre workers - so we recommend you email customerinfo@woolworths.co.nz if you'd like to provide any feedback in the meantime.
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
One more update: ironically, the Woolworths phone line appears to be down/exceptionally busy - probably because they have locked out the Customer Care Centre workers - so we recommend you email customerinfo@woolworths.co.nz if you'd like to provide any feedback in the meantime.
Sometimes the only power we have as customers is to withhold our pūtea, and email the company to tell them why. I just did that.
(1/3) UPDATE: Woolworths Customer Care centre workers have been LOCKED OUT by the company until Saturday night as retaliation for their 3-hour strike action this morning. We need your help!
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sometimes the only power we have as customers is to withhold our pūtea, and email the company to tell them why. I just did that.
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FELLAS is it UNDERMINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN THE POLICE to be a DEPUTY COMMISSIONER searching for CHILD PORN, BESTIALITY AND OTHER HORRIBLE SHIT on your POLICE COMPUTER or is that only when a brown woman repeats concerns her constituents have about how the police treat minority communities.
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
FELLAS is it UNDERMINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN THE POLICE to be a DEPUTY COMMISSIONER searching for CHILD PORN, BESTIALITY AND OTHER HORRIBLE SHIT on your POLICE COMPUTER or is that only when a brown woman repeats concerns her constituents have about how the police treat minority communities.
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
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Things this coalition did that just wasted money and solved nothing:
Landlord welfare
Tobacco welfare
Oil and gas exploration
Cancelling ferries
Fucking up school lunches
Cancelling state house build & increasing homelessness
Creating mass unemployment of govt workers
Te Tiriti culture war bullshit
Landlord welfare
Tobacco welfare
Oil and gas exploration
Cancelling ferries
Fucking up school lunches
Cancelling state house build & increasing homelessness
Creating mass unemployment of govt workers
Te Tiriti culture war bullshit
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Things this coalition did that just wasted money and solved nothing:
Landlord welfare
Tobacco welfare
Oil and gas exploration
Cancelling ferries
Fucking up school lunches
Cancelling state house build & increasing homelessness
Creating mass unemployment of govt workers
Te Tiriti culture war bullshit
Landlord welfare
Tobacco welfare
Oil and gas exploration
Cancelling ferries
Fucking up school lunches
Cancelling state house build & increasing homelessness
Creating mass unemployment of govt workers
Te Tiriti culture war bullshit
They have opened and they love it! #SecretSantaAoNZ
December 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
They have opened and they love it! #SecretSantaAoNZ
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BREAKING: The High Court of New Zealand has granted PATHA’s application for interim relief, declaring that the Crown should not take any steps to enforce the incoming ban on new prescriptions of puberty blockers to transgender children and young people. More to come:
www.courtsofnz.govt.nz
December 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
BREAKING: The High Court of New Zealand has granted PATHA’s application for interim relief, declaring that the Crown should not take any steps to enforce the incoming ban on new prescriptions of puberty blockers to transgender children and young people. More to come:
Waiting for my giftee to post… I guess they have a life… #SecretSantaAoNZ
a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a ring on her finger and the words `` just waiting '' .
Alt: a glamorous woman is laying on a bed drumming her fingers on a pillow that sits over her chest “just waiting”
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December 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Waiting for my giftee to post… I guess they have a life… #SecretSantaAoNZ
And now to the reveal… a bag of delicious treats - I am especially grateful for the Whittaker’s Brandy Snap chocolate - I snapped one up when first launched but haven’t seen it since! Olives, nuts, more chocolate - I’ll just add blue cheese and a glass of wine and that’s dinner 😋 #SecretSantaAoNz
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
And now to the reveal… a bag of delicious treats - I am especially grateful for the Whittaker’s Brandy Snap chocolate - I snapped one up when first launched but haven’t seen it since! Olives, nuts, more chocolate - I’ll just add blue cheese and a glass of wine and that’s dinner 😋 #SecretSantaAoNz
I got treats!! Thank you Santa 😍😍 I have to rush to work now but I will post a proper thank you with pics as soon as I get a chance this morning. But I love my treats!! #SecretSantaAoNZ
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I got treats!! Thank you Santa 😍😍 I have to rush to work now but I will post a proper thank you with pics as soon as I get a chance this morning. But I love my treats!! #SecretSantaAoNZ
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Perhaps Ms Willis should start to take personal responsibility - the same personal responsibility the Nats demand from welfare beneficiaries - and RESIGN.
We just can't afford the Nats "prudent fiscal responsibility".
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We just can't afford the Nats "prudent fiscal responsibility".
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December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Perhaps Ms Willis should start to take personal responsibility - the same personal responsibility the Nats demand from welfare beneficiaries - and RESIGN.
We just can't afford the Nats "prudent fiscal responsibility".
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We just can't afford the Nats "prudent fiscal responsibility".
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I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
www.newsweek.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
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What do you call a Magician who’s just lost all their magic?
Ian.
Ian.
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What do you call a Magician who’s just lost all their magic?
Ian.
Ian.
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Minister Van Velden claims in her press release that "This new rate will benefit around 122,500 working New Zealanders". Currently those workers are losing money not benefitting. The government will pay more in benefits and welfare as well, so taxpayers lose too.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Minister Van Velden claims in her press release that "This new rate will benefit around 122,500 working New Zealanders". Currently those workers are losing money not benefitting. The government will pay more in benefits and welfare as well, so taxpayers lose too.
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Alternative headline: Minimum wage workers receive effective pay cut for the second year in a row, thanks to Brooke van Velvin.
Minimum wage workers to get pay increase next year
Minimum wage workers to get pay increase next year
The minimum wage rate will go up by 2 percent on April 1.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Alternative headline: Minimum wage workers receive effective pay cut for the second year in a row, thanks to Brooke van Velvin.
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The designer of Times New Roman, Stanley Morrison, was a conscientious objector in 1916 and was imprisoned for his pacifist beliefs.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
Times New Roman is an imported font, developed for London newspaper The Times in 1931. You know what American-designed font cooked up in 1994 would be perfect for this regime? Comic Sans.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The designer of Times New Roman, Stanley Morrison, was a conscientious objector in 1916 and was imprisoned for his pacifist beliefs.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.
These dipshits can't even vice signal without screwing it up.