Allons Flaneur Toitū te Tiriti
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It’s easier to try to be a good human than defend being an arsehole. Toitū Te Tiriti. Trans rights are human rights. She/her 🇳🇿
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now listen here, young lady. $50 is my final offer, these are the smallest cows I've ever seen
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
now listen here, young lady. $50 is my final offer, these are the smallest cows I've ever seen
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
I love nuts, dark chocolate, dark chocolate with nuts (but not fruit). I’m from Pōneke so strong coffee runs in my veins. I consider creamy blue cheese and sliced pear on crackers, some olives, a handful of nuts and a glass of Pinot to be a balanced and morale-boosting meal 🍷🧀🥜 #SecretSantaAoNZ
Time for another question #SecretSantaAoNZ
What are your favourite foods? Least favourite? What can't you eat? What are your go to foods FOR MORALE?
Quote or reply with your answers.
What are your favourite foods? Least favourite? What can't you eat? What are your go to foods FOR MORALE?
Quote or reply with your answers.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I love nuts, dark chocolate, dark chocolate with nuts (but not fruit). I’m from Pōneke so strong coffee runs in my veins. I consider creamy blue cheese and sliced pear on crackers, some olives, a handful of nuts and a glass of Pinot to be a balanced and morale-boosting meal 🍷🧀🥜 #SecretSantaAoNZ
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It’s Living Wage Week, in celebration if you can, please donate to support the workers and campaign. #nzpol
All funds raised will go directly towards supporting the workers and the campaign to ensure Resene Paint pays the Living Wage. givealittle.co.nz/cause/suppor...
All funds raised will go directly towards supporting the workers and the campaign to ensure Resene Paint pays the Living Wage. givealittle.co.nz/cause/suppor...
Support Resene Paints Workers to Win a Living Wage
Raising money to support Resene Paints workers to win a Living Wage at their workplace.
givealittle.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It’s Living Wage Week, in celebration if you can, please donate to support the workers and campaign. #nzpol
All funds raised will go directly towards supporting the workers and the campaign to ensure Resene Paint pays the Living Wage. givealittle.co.nz/cause/suppor...
All funds raised will go directly towards supporting the workers and the campaign to ensure Resene Paint pays the Living Wage. givealittle.co.nz/cause/suppor...
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This is utterly sickening, particularly the charges under HDCA. Many, many things from the 2021-2023 period of my life in terms of police (in)action related to threats made to me now must be viewed thru this unholy prism.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
Police bosses ignored sex complaints against top cop, charged woman for 'revenge' emails instead
Suppressions fall away to reveal the full story of the downfall of a deputy police boss.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is utterly sickening, particularly the charges under HDCA. Many, many things from the 2021-2023 period of my life in terms of police (in)action related to threats made to me now must be viewed thru this unholy prism.
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/jevon-mcs...
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The head of my household is Millie, seen here just now, having just come home soaking wet, arguing that it is in fact, the perfect time to sit on my lap 😼 #SecretSantaAoNZ
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The head of my household is Millie, seen here just now, having just come home soaking wet, arguing that it is in fact, the perfect time to sit on my lap 😼 #SecretSantaAoNZ
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Posing with my veggies like men pose with fish
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Posing with my veggies like men pose with fish
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Chris Slane’s cartoon of the week
Chris Slane's take on the week in politics.
www.nzherald.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Selling assets worked for him - nice, tidy, tax-free profit on those excess houses💰Better idea: institute a proper CGT on investment property and then we wouldn’t need to sell our national assets. #NZPol
National to mull asset sales as part of next election, Christopher Luxon says
But the prime minister has ruled out asset sales this term.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Selling assets worked for him - nice, tidy, tax-free profit on those excess houses💰Better idea: institute a proper CGT on investment property and then we wouldn’t need to sell our national assets. #NZPol
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Treasury is saying "woe is us" again and suggesting asset sales. So here's a reminder from the OECD that our Govt actually has a net worth ($191bn per Treasury) which makes us an outlier globally.
www.oecd.org/en/data/indi...
www.oecd.org/en/data/indi...
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Treasury is saying "woe is us" again and suggesting asset sales. So here's a reminder from the OECD that our Govt actually has a net worth ($191bn per Treasury) which makes us an outlier globally.
www.oecd.org/en/data/indi...
www.oecd.org/en/data/indi...
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We don't don't have to accept the gig economy. We have a minimum wage and workers rights for a reason! #nzpol #union #workers
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/08/j...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/08/j...
John Campbell: Is Uber's low-pay model the future of work in NZ?
Will ACT minister Brooke van Velden's proposed Employment Relations Amendment Bill see more and more Kiwi workers toil for low pay with zero holiday and sick leave?
www.1news.co.nz
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
We don't don't have to accept the gig economy. We have a minimum wage and workers rights for a reason! #nzpol #union #workers
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/08/j...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/08/j...
Just signed up for #SecretSantaAoNZ 🧑🏼🎄
a picture of a woman with the words this is exciting below her
Alt: Moira Rose from Schitts Creek saying ‘this is exciting’
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November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just signed up for #SecretSantaAoNZ 🧑🏼🎄
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Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
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In today’s HeraldOnSunday
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In today’s HeraldOnSunday
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The govt is considering banning homeless people and rough sleepers in city centres.
My Stuff #cartoon today #homelessness #poverty #homeless
My Stuff #cartoon today #homelessness #poverty #homeless
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The govt is considering banning homeless people and rough sleepers in city centres.
My Stuff #cartoon today #homelessness #poverty #homeless
My Stuff #cartoon today #homelessness #poverty #homeless
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Just your regular reminder of the profound conflict of interest at the heart of the Luxon fast track: Chris Bishop is both chair of the National Party Campaign Committee, dependent on business donations, and as Infrastructure Minister decides which businesses get access to the fast track.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just your regular reminder of the profound conflict of interest at the heart of the Luxon fast track: Chris Bishop is both chair of the National Party Campaign Committee, dependent on business donations, and as Infrastructure Minister decides which businesses get access to the fast track.
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The system is rigged against you. Here's how
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The system is rigged against you. Here's how
That’ll solve the problem I guess. Out of sight, out of mind. Just when I think this government can’t get any more cruel, they go and prove me wrong again. They have to go. #NZPol
Rough sleeping ban in central Auckland considered by government
Government ministers have confirmed they are considering measures to move homeless people out of Auckland's city centre - but the exact details remain unclear.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
That’ll solve the problem I guess. Out of sight, out of mind. Just when I think this government can’t get any more cruel, they go and prove me wrong again. They have to go. #NZPol
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And their attitude - smash stuff under urgency, because we won't be in charge anymore - just highlights the need for an #OmnibusRepealBill to undo the damage.
Nothing this illegitimate regime has done can be allowed to stand. Revert it all on day one.
Nothing this illegitimate regime has done can be allowed to stand. Revert it all on day one.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
And their attitude - smash stuff under urgency, because we won't be in charge anymore - just highlights the need for an #OmnibusRepealBill to undo the damage.
Nothing this illegitimate regime has done can be allowed to stand. Revert it all on day one.
Nothing this illegitimate regime has done can be allowed to stand. Revert it all on day one.
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The Govt quietly announced a loosening of climate rules at 8pm last night:
- Decoupling the ETS from Paris
- Shifting ETS resets to every 2 years
- Delaying the public sector target by 25 years
- Removing CCC advice from *before* emission reductions plans:
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
- Decoupling the ETS from Paris
- Shifting ETS resets to every 2 years
- Delaying the public sector target by 25 years
- Removing CCC advice from *before* emission reductions plans:
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Government quietly loosens climate rules
An announcement at 8pm on Tuesday saw the Government delinking the ETS from the Paris Agreement and extending another emissions deadline by 25 years.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Govt quietly announced a loosening of climate rules at 8pm last night:
- Decoupling the ETS from Paris
- Shifting ETS resets to every 2 years
- Delaying the public sector target by 25 years
- Removing CCC advice from *before* emission reductions plans:
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
- Decoupling the ETS from Paris
- Shifting ETS resets to every 2 years
- Delaying the public sector target by 25 years
- Removing CCC advice from *before* emission reductions plans:
www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
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Tomorrow is the Fifth of November – but let’s forget Guy Fawkes and his actions against an arrogant Protestant king and instead look to our own history: the unlawful attack on Parihaka and, by extension, Māori sovereignty.
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#kikorangi
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#kikorangi
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Tomorrow is the Fifth of November – but let’s forget Guy Fawkes and his actions against an arrogant Protestant king and instead look to our own history: the unlawful attack on Parihaka and, by extension, Māori sovereignty.
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#kikorangi
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#kikorangi
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Amazing. Man promising to rein in spending has no idea how much he spent.
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Amazing. Man promising to rein in spending has no idea how much he spent.
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
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"Why should we pay tax just for working hard", they say, referring not to the passive income that they barely pay tax on because it's offset by mortgages, but to the gains in land value that they also don't have to work to earn.
November 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Why should we pay tax just for working hard", they say, referring not to the passive income that they barely pay tax on because it's offset by mortgages, but to the gains in land value that they also don't have to work to earn.