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Niles
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Wrestling fan
Seattle sports fan
Sober
I was this cool the whole time
@sheaserrano.bsky.social and @ianklarer.bsky.social made some beautiful art this fall. So stoked to get cozy with this book.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Me celebrating the verdict
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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if you're in line to bribe Eric Adams, stay in line
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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You do not block me. I tackle you instead. #Emmanwori
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Seahawks offense tonight
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Anyway, baseball is a stupid sport and Totonto as a city can continue to blow me...
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Also, this is Drake’s fault
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The minute I say " I guess in rooting for Toronto".........🙃
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sports are a pain but watching this Seahawks team is good medicine.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Legit laughed out loud.
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Anyway, here's @thenation.com profile of Graham Planter.

And yes, it is true to point out that I was politically incorrect to say that the sitting governor is *primary-ing* him. But, in a more true way, fucking bite me, y'all know what I meant.

www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Graham Platner Is the Real Deal
The Maine oyster farmer embodies the populist energy that Americans have been looking for. He’s the best candidate to defeat Republican Senator Susan Collins.
www.thenation.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm sure someone made a better version but I couldn't find it since I'm old and bad at the Internet so. Frog
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
October 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
@bykevinclark.bsky.social can you give us one of these?
#mariners
October 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
We earned 4 more games at least...... #tridentsup
October 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
VOTE DEMOCRAT
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Count out by arrogance is my favorite
Maxxine Dupri beats Becky Lynch in a countout!!!!

Becky Lynch was showboating way too much.

That was a fun match between Maxxine and Becky

#WWERAW
October 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
youtu.be/DttfyOeU3vw?...

#seahawks

(Yes I know it's Donald)
God Dammit Donald Brown
YouTube video by Josh Moreau
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM