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Gus
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I am obsessed with the Dog Witch soundtrack I am afraid

youtu.be/sbbg2OIFmD4?...
DOG WITCH OST · chilling beats for witching, hexing and barking at the postman
YouTube video by MysticForge
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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liquifying all my garbage in the ostrich blender and pouring it down a storm drain
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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is transvestigation bad? yes
is it funny that it’s now happening to one of the loudest and most violent anti-trans voices outside of legacy media? also yes
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Mayor leaves. SKY in chair. 346: social contract. (Hard to hear sorry).
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com

wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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i've always been amazed at how bad my bosses and their bosses are at composing emails but just figured, Well whatever.. guess that's life in the plumbing supplies wholesale industry. so it's been kinda wild learning today that they're all actually pretty good writers compared to like, diplomats
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This budget is getting absolutely dumpstered
Good morning. It’s budget day. I’m going to try and live skeet the proceedings so speakers know where we are at. First is staff presentation. 91 slides.
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Normalize T-posing in the middle of the club to signal to the DJ you're tired of the song and it's time to change it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I saw an owl!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Same tbh
In Super Mario RPG, refusing to give the Baby Yoshi cookies after talking to him in the middle of a jump will cause Yoshi to completely freeze. His only motion will be sliding silently along the ground.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I don't know about this, but I will say dolmades are a great hangover food
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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OBI WAN: that's no m— (death star explodes on its own)
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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all these rich people are losers but hard to imagine a bigger loser than Kevin O’Leary
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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update on the dulf case

despite the judge recognizing the political theatre that led to the DULF arrests, the court has found them guilty

they still have a charter challenge & im optimistic they'll win there #harmreduction #drugsky #cdnpoli
Court finds DULF guilty for compassion club "heralded as success"
Convictions are on hold as the compassion club founders prepare for a Charter challenge to begin on November 24.
drugdatadecoded.ca
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Absolutely gutted to learn DULF cofounders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum have been found guilty of drug trafficking. They are heroes who saved lives and their model should be copied in cities everywhere

drugdatadecoded.ca/court-finds-...
Court finds DULF guilty for compassion club "heralded as success"
Convictions are on hold as the compassion club founders prepare for a Charter challenge to begin on November 24.
drugdatadecoded.ca
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM