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imagine going Um Pardon Me Sir But You Seem To Have Worded Your Post In A Strange And Incorrect Way on a microblogging platform. wording stuff in weird and slightly confusing ways is like 75% of what makes this a fun social media format
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 PM
imagine going Um Pardon Me Sir But You Seem To Have Worded Your Post In A Strange And Incorrect Way on a microblogging platform. wording stuff in weird and slightly confusing ways is like 75% of what makes this a fun social media format
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less likely to be a scam than if it was actually tulsi gabbard
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
less likely to be a scam than if it was actually tulsi gabbard
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we are all sluggo on this blessed day
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
we are all sluggo on this blessed day
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rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner
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Being 9 and taking creamers from the cafeteria and making this at the ski hill
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Being 9 and taking creamers from the cafeteria and making this at the ski hill
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there's a cadence to file structures of torrents i find really pleasing. the natural evolution of 00's closed forum culture and changing digital media standards means you get deranged, beautiful language like "Michael.Clayton.2007.1080p WEB DL - BoNe PuNiShEr Kollektiv [5 . 1][ Repak ]"
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
there's a cadence to file structures of torrents i find really pleasing. the natural evolution of 00's closed forum culture and changing digital media standards means you get deranged, beautiful language like "Michael.Clayton.2007.1080p WEB DL - BoNe PuNiShEr Kollektiv [5 . 1][ Repak ]"
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the idea of hallucinating dozens of elves or whatever is terrifying to me www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the idea of hallucinating dozens of elves or whatever is terrifying to me www.bbc.com/future/artic...
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what walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening? a pair of chickens crossing the road, one of whom gets badly injured by a car before lunch but hops right back into action around five thirty. why do they do it? how should i know, i'm a sphinx not a mind reader
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 AM
what walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening? a pair of chickens crossing the road, one of whom gets badly injured by a car before lunch but hops right back into action around five thirty. why do they do it? how should i know, i'm a sphinx not a mind reader
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Shoutout to the adorable cashier at Trader Joe’s who saw me buying their unsweetened soy milk and said, “You know, that really does taste like soybeans”
January 23, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Shoutout to the adorable cashier at Trader Joe’s who saw me buying their unsweetened soy milk and said, “You know, that really does taste like soybeans”
Surf Dracula
In Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, the Mini-Mario ability prevents music from changing properly in some cases. This can lead to a variety of unfitting music scenarios such as "Mournful Surfing", whereby Mario will surf joyfully at a sunny beach while tragic music is playing.
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Surf Dracula
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wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him
February 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him
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You know, there was a time when the state of Michigan was pumping out the absolute classiest pop cans you possibly imagine
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
You know, there was a time when the state of Michigan was pumping out the absolute classiest pop cans you possibly imagine
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Sad to see that ABC once again voted against being a Living Wage certified employer
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sad to see that ABC once again voted against being a Living Wage certified employer
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i’m never gonna stop saying this
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
i’m never gonna stop saying this
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the poujahetine
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 PM
the poujahetine
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
replace rfk jr with this guy
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the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
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aside from work stuff, i mostly use social media to look at funny videos of dogs and subreddits about nail polish. you would not BELIEVE what the lacqueristas are getting up to over there, the anti-ICE nail art is flooding the feed.
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
aside from work stuff, i mostly use social media to look at funny videos of dogs and subreddits about nail polish. you would not BELIEVE what the lacqueristas are getting up to over there, the anti-ICE nail art is flooding the feed.
I wish I knew more about the NFL because I get the impression that these are some pretty high level and fun jokes Jon is cooking up here
i predict that the texans will have won today’s game that they have already played and lost
January 19, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I wish I knew more about the NFL because I get the impression that these are some pretty high level and fun jokes Jon is cooking up here
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