Stupid Canadian wolf bird
@alixiswright.bsky.social
Late 30s. Education assistant. Mom. Boston terrier haver. Wife. Drinks a lot of coffee and reads a lot of books. Generally a human disaster.
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One of the things that gets me about them people who are like “they are ending the constitution to distract from the Epstein files, don’t fall for it” is that nobody in power cares about little girls.
January 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
One of the things that gets me about them people who are like “they are ending the constitution to distract from the Epstein files, don’t fall for it” is that nobody in power cares about little girls.
my adhd ass can’t focus on entire audiobooks usually, but every Dungeon Crawler Carl book is incredible as audio.
What’s the most enjoyable and *fun* audiobook you’ve heard lately?
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
my adhd ass can’t focus on entire audiobooks usually, but every Dungeon Crawler Carl book is incredible as audio.
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CONSERVATIVE PLATFORM: we're gonna fire 28,000 public servants and use the money to buy fighterjets
LIBERAL PLATFORM: fyi civil servant fam 😓 we have been forced to perform a headcount rightsizing 😢 of 28,000 public servants 💔 in the name of #ElbowsUp 💪🍁 may the memory of your jobs be a blessing
LIBERAL PLATFORM: fyi civil servant fam 😓 we have been forced to perform a headcount rightsizing 😢 of 28,000 public servants 💔 in the name of #ElbowsUp 💪🍁 may the memory of your jobs be a blessing
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
CONSERVATIVE PLATFORM: we're gonna fire 28,000 public servants and use the money to buy fighterjets
LIBERAL PLATFORM: fyi civil servant fam 😓 we have been forced to perform a headcount rightsizing 😢 of 28,000 public servants 💔 in the name of #ElbowsUp 💪🍁 may the memory of your jobs be a blessing
LIBERAL PLATFORM: fyi civil servant fam 😓 we have been forced to perform a headcount rightsizing 😢 of 28,000 public servants 💔 in the name of #ElbowsUp 💪🍁 may the memory of your jobs be a blessing
Oh Shane. You have a masterplan years long plan for having a future with Ilya but boyfriend trips you up. Luls. Bless your little autistic heart!!
January 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Oh Shane. You have a masterplan years long plan for having a future with Ilya but boyfriend trips you up. Luls. Bless your little autistic heart!!
Gah the Shane and his mom scene gets me every time 😭😭😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Gah the Shane and his mom scene gets me every time 😭😭😭😭
THEIR LITTLE FACES omg 😭😭
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
THEIR LITTLE FACES omg 😭😭
Illllyyyaaaaa
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Illllyyyaaaaa
Really the onlyyy thing that’s silly about episode 5 (a cinematic masterpiece) is that Shane Hollander of all people would be caught looking back like that at center ice!! Be real.
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Really the onlyyy thing that’s silly about episode 5 (a cinematic masterpiece) is that Shane Hollander of all people would be caught looking back like that at center ice!! Be real.
Why don’t I look as good in a tank top as Connor Storrie? unfair tbh.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Why don’t I look as good in a tank top as Connor Storrie? unfair tbh.
Shane wearing dark sunglasses so he can watch Ilya at the pool is such a mood
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Shane wearing dark sunglasses so he can watch Ilya at the pool is such a mood
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
Begging people to spend 5 minutes looking at men’s hockey culture before writing an article about how Heated Rivalry is reductive and not realistic for these current times 🙃
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Begging people to spend 5 minutes looking at men’s hockey culture before writing an article about how Heated Rivalry is reductive and not realistic for these current times 🙃
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January 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Fell on the ice and my kid laughed at me. This is a real January low. And karma for when I accidentally hit my dad with a mini golf club and laughed and laughed.
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Fell on the ice and my kid laughed at me. This is a real January low. And karma for when I accidentally hit my dad with a mini golf club and laughed and laughed.
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Someone kill me.
January 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Someone kill me.
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Psst. You can be a v. serious ™ person and love the queer hockey show. You can indulge in joy and be intelligent. You can have complex and nuanced opinions and squeal when they go to the cottage.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Psst. You can be a v. serious ™ person and love the queer hockey show. You can indulge in joy and be intelligent. You can have complex and nuanced opinions and squeal when they go to the cottage.
An autistic Barbie is so cool!! That’s going to help so many kids be seen😭🥰
January 14, 2026 at 1:08 AM
An autistic Barbie is so cool!! That’s going to help so many kids be seen😭🥰
If only you could murder certain people with your mind
This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
A citizen.
Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.
"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.
Agents took and sold his phone
And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
If only you could murder certain people with your mind
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I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I found out that you can reuse a decades old calendar if its year’s dates line up with the current year’s, so this year I got a lovely 1998 Xena: Warrior Princess calendar. The way they added show events into it is cracking me up.
My Algorithm knows I want Heated Rivalry content which is Correct but then they also keep throwing in terrible excerpts from straight romances every so often and No. these things are not the same!!!
January 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My Algorithm knows I want Heated Rivalry content which is Correct but then they also keep throwing in terrible excerpts from straight romances every so often and No. these things are not the same!!!
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Ok heated rivalry is great but this is what I am playing on a loop now ty
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjk...
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjk...
January 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ok heated rivalry is great but this is what I am playing on a loop now ty
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjk...
x: www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjk...
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Hell Yeah
Condé Nast forgot to renew the trademark for Gourmet and so a group of journalists grabbed it and are relaunching the food magazine as a worker-owned co-op. Love it. [gourmetmagazine.net]
Gourmet Magazine
Gourmet is a worker-owned publication about food and the people who make and consume it.
gourmetmagazine.net
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Hell Yeah
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Signed my kid up for a karate trial class this evening but starting to regret it the amount of times they’ve already texted me about how much my life is about to change and how excited they are to meet us. Like chill, dang.
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Signed my kid up for a karate trial class this evening but starting to regret it the amount of times they’ve already texted me about how much my life is about to change and how excited they are to meet us. Like chill, dang.