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If one of the most annoying white blokes in football gets it, it can’t be that hard. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
October 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If one of the most annoying white blokes in football gets it, it can’t be that hard. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
- phone appointment from NHS specialist regarding a recent diagnosis that’s causing a lot of anxiety was supposed to happen 45 mins ago and just hasn’t
- reported a road traffic accident in the city in which I could’ve been seriously hurt or killed and the met write to say they cba to check cctv
- reported a road traffic accident in the city in which I could’ve been seriously hurt or killed and the met write to say they cba to check cctv
July 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
- phone appointment from NHS specialist regarding a recent diagnosis that’s causing a lot of anxiety was supposed to happen 45 mins ago and just hasn’t
- reported a road traffic accident in the city in which I could’ve been seriously hurt or killed and the met write to say they cba to check cctv
- reported a road traffic accident in the city in which I could’ve been seriously hurt or killed and the met write to say they cba to check cctv
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a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
July 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
a software ceo got caught in 4k on the jumbotron with the company’s chief people officer at a coldplay concert
Do you think anyone ever downloads those stupid mobile games with the king in just to watch him die
July 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Do you think anyone ever downloads those stupid mobile games with the king in just to watch him die
Would love to be able to calculate how many calories I’m burning on an hourly basis by resisting the urge to respond “fuck off you cunt” to every big brained sensible I see posting total dross on socials
July 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Would love to be able to calculate how many calories I’m burning on an hourly basis by resisting the urge to respond “fuck off you cunt” to every big brained sensible I see posting total dross on socials
People say that last year eurovision went in the toilet because of refusing to exclude Israel, but in reality the signs it was in the bin were right there when cha cha cha didn’t win
July 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
People say that last year eurovision went in the toilet because of refusing to exclude Israel, but in reality the signs it was in the bin were right there when cha cha cha didn’t win
People reading business and management books on their commute: have you considered getting a life?
July 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
People reading business and management books on their commute: have you considered getting a life?
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We’re asking all MPs to vote against the UCPIP Bill today.
The government’s own impact assessment says the cuts will plunge 150,000 people into poverty by the end of this Parliament.
This is likely an underestimate.
MPs must protect their disabled constituents and vote against this Bill.
The government’s own impact assessment says the cuts will plunge 150,000 people into poverty by the end of this Parliament.
This is likely an underestimate.
MPs must protect their disabled constituents and vote against this Bill.
July 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We’re asking all MPs to vote against the UCPIP Bill today.
The government’s own impact assessment says the cuts will plunge 150,000 people into poverty by the end of this Parliament.
This is likely an underestimate.
MPs must protect their disabled constituents and vote against this Bill.
The government’s own impact assessment says the cuts will plunge 150,000 people into poverty by the end of this Parliament.
This is likely an underestimate.
MPs must protect their disabled constituents and vote against this Bill.
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The IDF killed three British aid workers last year.
The UK refuses to investigate Israel for killing its citizens but will investigate British people for cursing the IDF
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The UK refuses to investigate Israel for killing its citizens but will investigate British people for cursing the IDF
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
British aid workers 'died from blast wounds' in Gaza - inquest
James Kirby, James Henderson and John Chapman were killed in an air strike on 1 April.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The IDF killed three British aid workers last year.
The UK refuses to investigate Israel for killing its citizens but will investigate British people for cursing the IDF
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The UK refuses to investigate Israel for killing its citizens but will investigate British people for cursing the IDF
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Oh sorry don’t you like three Belfast lads performing on your screens? Don’t you like them showing you a mirror? Have you pissed your pants? Do you need mummy to change you?
June 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh sorry don’t you like three Belfast lads performing on your screens? Don’t you like them showing you a mirror? Have you pissed your pants? Do you need mummy to change you?
Sacrificing my first born to the loop earplug gods so they are finally satisfied and stop advertising to me
June 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Sacrificing my first born to the loop earplug gods so they are finally satisfied and stop advertising to me
The only culture war I care about is the fact it’s nearly the end of June and no one has yet dropped Sound of the Summer 2025
June 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The only culture war I care about is the fact it’s nearly the end of June and no one has yet dropped Sound of the Summer 2025
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My statement on the government's absurd and authoritarian proposal to proscribe Palestine Action.
June 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My statement on the government's absurd and authoritarian proposal to proscribe Palestine Action.
Worth stating that both Lammy and Cooper are both members of LFOI and receive backhanders from them that line their own pockets. What they’ve said today is essentially acting on behalf of a foreign power which amounts to corruption. This needs to be called out.
June 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Worth stating that both Lammy and Cooper are both members of LFOI and receive backhanders from them that line their own pockets. What they’ve said today is essentially acting on behalf of a foreign power which amounts to corruption. This needs to be called out.
Some facts that are worth endlessly repeating:
- Iran has no nuclear weapons and adheres to it’s responsibilities such as inspections
- Israel has nuclear weapons and doesn’t allow inspections and does not adhere to international laws on anti nuclear proliferation
- Iran has no nuclear weapons and adheres to it’s responsibilities such as inspections
- Israel has nuclear weapons and doesn’t allow inspections and does not adhere to international laws on anti nuclear proliferation
June 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Some facts that are worth endlessly repeating:
- Iran has no nuclear weapons and adheres to it’s responsibilities such as inspections
- Israel has nuclear weapons and doesn’t allow inspections and does not adhere to international laws on anti nuclear proliferation
- Iran has no nuclear weapons and adheres to it’s responsibilities such as inspections
- Israel has nuclear weapons and doesn’t allow inspections and does not adhere to international laws on anti nuclear proliferation
If your democracy is built on the backs of the death and suffering of ordinary people out of sight and out of mind, it is worthless
June 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If your democracy is built on the backs of the death and suffering of ordinary people out of sight and out of mind, it is worthless
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Its a uniparty death cult. They would rather see the world turned to ash than progress not under their control.
June 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Its a uniparty death cult. They would rather see the world turned to ash than progress not under their control.
And why, pray tell dear leader, is that situation volatile? Would you like to comment on that? Of course you wouldn’t you spineless piece of shit. I hope you enjoy your backhanders from LFOI. I hope you choke on them.
June 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
And why, pray tell dear leader, is that situation volatile? Would you like to comment on that? Of course you wouldn’t you spineless piece of shit. I hope you enjoy your backhanders from LFOI. I hope you choke on them.
Iraq and Afghanistan playbook. If you want to know the real experience of people in Iran, speak to Iranians. This guy knows fucking nothing and nor do the no doubt countless brain wormed talking heads after him who bang the drums of war
CNN’s Van Jones urges “progressives” to “get on board” with bombing Iran:
“I think progressives underestimate how dangerous Iran is. Iran is not a normal country,” he said on air.
Jones did not share whether he considers Israel—an apartheid state currently committing genocide—a “normal country.”
“I think progressives underestimate how dangerous Iran is. Iran is not a normal country,” he said on air.
Jones did not share whether he considers Israel—an apartheid state currently committing genocide—a “normal country.”
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Iraq and Afghanistan playbook. If you want to know the real experience of people in Iran, speak to Iranians. This guy knows fucking nothing and nor do the no doubt countless brain wormed talking heads after him who bang the drums of war
The way the establishment is trying to take this man down is the exact same playbook we saw with Corbyn and Sanders; The weaponisation of language that sullies the memory of millions systematically murdered by the nazis. Don’t let them fool you again.
June 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The way the establishment is trying to take this man down is the exact same playbook we saw with Corbyn and Sanders; The weaponisation of language that sullies the memory of millions systematically murdered by the nazis. Don’t let them fool you again.
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Stating it now unequivocally: if war is on the table, I don’t support it. I don’t co-sign it. My allegiance is with the people of Iran, of Palestine, of Lebanon and the Middle East who I have more in common with than the British government. Call me a traitor. I do not give a single fuck.
June 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Stating it now unequivocally: if war is on the table, I don’t support it. I don’t co-sign it. My allegiance is with the people of Iran, of Palestine, of Lebanon and the Middle East who I have more in common with than the British government. Call me a traitor. I do not give a single fuck.
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The public can tell whether throwing paint is terrorism or not. That’s why quivering pink perma-raging cranks like this guy are required in our society, to help ensure as many of us as possible do not understand the most basic concepts.
June 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The public can tell whether throwing paint is terrorism or not. That’s why quivering pink perma-raging cranks like this guy are required in our society, to help ensure as many of us as possible do not understand the most basic concepts.
Fuck you Keir Starmer. I hope you rot. It seems your father was, indeed, a tool maker.
June 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Fuck you Keir Starmer. I hope you rot. It seems your father was, indeed, a tool maker.