Alexa
alexasim.bsky.social
Alexa
@alexasim.bsky.social
👩‍🔧✈️ Aircraft engineer and all round nerd
I need to wash my hair but urghh effort
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Back from the dentist and its a strange sensation having half your face numb
October 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Took the fly screens off the windows because hey it's nearly October, won't he needing those, and so of course a wasp has decided it's going to just come in and fly a few laps of the living room
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Red. ❤️
August 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Guess who got MCR tickets! Whoo
August 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Every UK petition is like this
July 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I'd like to go on nice walk today...

<My pelvis> "Best I can do is pain when you move and the inability to lift your leg more than 10cm"
July 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The paperclippification fetishists however are just loving it.

COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/paperc...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
July 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Summer innit
June 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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british fan chat
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Back at it again, making a racket
June 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I know I don't post much, because I never have much to say. But I'm still here, bimbling along, trying not to let the current state of *gestures* everything completely crush me.
June 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Currently dealing with the IAA and gosh it's so much easier than dealing with the CAA. They actually respond to messages the same day! Rather than several weeks later.
April 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language.

The results tell us a lot!

Extracts below... 🧵
April 1, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Busy watching the Jackdaw/Wood pigeon turf war going on in the garden
March 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
March 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Absolutely gorgeous weather today, even if it's still a bit nippy
March 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Orcas.
February 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM