aurë entuluva
@aleph3.bsky.social
Grew up in Ontario, settled in Wisconsin. I make plans that fail, and also play the lute.
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fuck victor we’re making our own companions ❄️
#Frankenstein
#Frankenstein
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
fuck victor we’re making our own companions ❄️
#Frankenstein
#Frankenstein
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They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
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November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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I'm now convinced that from the beginning and all the way throughout Tulip Mania the normal people were saying "this is fucking stupid, stop buying tulips"
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm now convinced that from the beginning and all the way throughout Tulip Mania the normal people were saying "this is fucking stupid, stop buying tulips"
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
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Who will love me now? I am only 7 feet tall and beautiful and wild animals love me and feed from my hands and I am the most pure of heart.
(There is a line of 200 people behind him and growing)
(There is a line of 200 people behind him and growing)
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Who will love me now? I am only 7 feet tall and beautiful and wild animals love me and feed from my hands and I am the most pure of heart.
(There is a line of 200 people behind him and growing)
(There is a line of 200 people behind him and growing)
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Conan recites it drone-like and dead-eyed, and the scene is instantly followed by his owner Redbeard getting drunk and telling him to GIT!! Git on outta here!!!
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Conan recites it drone-like and dead-eyed, and the scene is instantly followed by his owner Redbeard getting drunk and telling him to GIT!! Git on outta here!!!
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
(Conan's first awakening to personhood is a silent one, when he finds the Atlantean sword in the tomb)
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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Oh, good, I've been looking for someone to go to metal shows with
Hold up
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh, good, I've been looking for someone to go to metal shows with
The worst possible solution would be "the multiverse", so that's probably what they'll do
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The worst possible solution would be "the multiverse", so that's probably what they'll do
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
Funniest standard constellation?
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Funniest standard constellation?
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
1. Serpens Caput
2. Puppis, the Poop
3. Triangulum, the Triangle (did you even try)
4. Other, please specify
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we have seen thee, queen of cheese/resting gently at thy ease/softly fanned by gentle breeze/thy fair form no flies dare seize.
Ontario’s own mammoth cheese at the Ingersoll Cheese Museum. I immediately thought of @jbf1755.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
we have seen thee, queen of cheese/resting gently at thy ease/softly fanned by gentle breeze/thy fair form no flies dare seize.
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Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.
it's been awhile, so I forget the name of this place, but dear God yeah. I recall conversations where I tried to explain how horrific I thought it was to little avail
There used to be a burger chain in Toronto where the staff in the open kitchen chanted cheerful work songs as they prepared your burger and it felt like being fed by the chain gang in movies about prison life.
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
it's been awhile, so I forget the name of this place, but dear God yeah. I recall conversations where I tried to explain how horrific I thought it was to little avail
sprained a finger saving this to my reactions folder
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
sprained a finger saving this to my reactions folder
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Frankenstein (2025)
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Have decided that I am going to include the Current Lord Dunsany in one of the illustrations. Sword of Welleran? He would make a fine young Iraine .
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Have decided that I am going to include the Current Lord Dunsany in one of the illustrations. Sword of Welleran? He would make a fine young Iraine .
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
Metal eco bard, working to rewild Ireland. Hell yes.
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion